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That dunk looked awesome except for the ball not doing in part

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God fucking damnit. Piss poor offense...piss poor defense...piss poor passing...piss poor rebounding. There isn’t much else they can do worse.

Awesome way to finish the half, giving Denver an offensive rebound and dunk

This whisky I'm drinking is pretty piss poor as well.  Thankfully this is the end of the bottle.  Nasty.

Just now, Hate said:

God fucking damnit. Piss poor offense...piss poor defense...piss poor passing...piss poor rebounding. There isn’t much else they can do worse.

Oh yeah? 

How many ways are there to get beat? That’s how many we’re seeing tonight. 

The Spurs will turn it around in the second half.

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This game is giving me the same swan song vibes for Pop that the OKC loss game for Duncan had. 

They cant possibly play worse can they? Only down 13...they got this**

 

 

** prayer of a non spurs fan that took the Spurs on the moneyline tonight.

1 minute ago, MrBig said:

This game is giving me the same swan song vibes for Pop that the OKC loss game for Duncan had. 

This game is giving me cirrhosis. 

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

This game is giving me cirrhosis. 

I think Hate might be passed out in a pool of urine and vomit.

Hopefully his own.

Well, I do have a pool.

Cannonball coming!

Just now, Radical Larry said:

4 FGs by the starting five. 

 

4. 

I think that’s bad, but who knows. I’m drunk.

Put the shot clock on the floor and let the Spurs re-live their 1999 Finals game against the Knicks

Like I needed more time to drink

Defense? We don’t need no stinking defense.

Just now, Newdoc said:

Defense? We don’t need no stinking defense.

Well, we don't have any offense either. 

Can we start the Hack a Plumlee?? 

Just now, Radical Larry said:

That lady behind Bill and Sean needs to shut the fuck up. 

I just switched over to TNT for this reason. And now I’m turning the TV off. 

Game 7 and they have no fight in them, this is a sad day.

Welp, it was a mediocre season fellas. I’m going to rub one out and go to sleep. Someone start the off season thread.

If you asked me about the execution of this team, I would tell you I’m in favor of it.

I just don't understand how they can suck so fucking bad tonight after how well they played just 2 days ago.

This season has to be Pop's greatest coaching job ever. We have two guys on our team who are above average, and just about everyone else is below replacement-player level.

Beyond the talent issues, if you said "name two high-profile players in the NBA who don't fit the modern game", Aldridge and Derozan would probably be 1/2 in the poll result. We don't have any real three-point shooters. Nobody can really create offense on their own. But we don't have great passers either.

I'm not even sure how this team made the playoffs. It's remarkable.

That Gay guy is flamin’ with those 3s

Do we have a captain? I mean seriously. DDR, Gay, LMA? No one seems to want to take control and be that guy to get'em going.

I guess I'm just spoiled from the Duncan/Parker/Ginobili years.

It’s a layup drill for Denver, as it has been for much of the series. We have zero rim protection, especially when LMA has to stay with Jokic outside. Can’t win this way. 

Can’t believe it’s only 11 points....should be down by 30 right now. Time to make a drink a watch the final 12 minutes of basketball for me this year.

They can come back from 11 points down, right? Someone will finally hit some threes, right?

Fuck Valero and them taking away the free coffee promo

22 minutes ago, hornfan785 said:

I just don't understand how they can suck so fucking bad tonight after how well they played just 2 days ago.

I dont understand how all 15 guys on the roster can a suck on the same day.  O mean, I get missing tough shots and 3s can be streaky, but how many dam layups have rolled out 

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