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  • Dutchrudder
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    The last guy to consistently shutdown KD was Westbrook in 2016. 

9 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Really wanted the Nets to give the Blazers a loss, but D'Angelo Russell.

Terrible for Nurkic. But I have a feeling it won't really affect the Blazers moving forward.

What the hell does this mean?  He started 72 games for them, is their leading rebounder, third in points, and has a 23 PER. I think they will miss him over starting Enes "no defense" Kanter. 

On 3/23/2019 at 10:48 PM, NowThis said:

Warriors are so much better without KD whose best years are behind him. No one should pay the $150mil or whatever he wants. The league is full of great 3 point shooters now, he's not the elite guy in that area anymore.  A 35 point blowout at home by GS, lots of big losses at Oracle this year. Houston has a real chance, but only if KD plays 🙂

 

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17 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

What the hell does this mean?  He started 72 games for them, is their leading rebounder, third in points, and has a 23 PER. I think they will miss him over starting Enes "no defense" Kanter. 

All of this. Nurkic is a 15 and 10 guy and their only halfway decent shot blocker. He's their second best player -- yes, better than CJ McCullom. It's a big loss for them especially come playoff time when the games get more physical. Beyond that, losing him could cost them home court in the first round.

I took it to mean that the Blazers were destined to be an also-ran in the West this year no matter what.

9 minutes ago, d2o said:

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Always have to rep the greatest gif of all time. 

Went back and watched the video.  I was surprised how loud the crack was.  Totally missed it the first time.

Also noticed how the other players immediately turned and ran away.

Did you see the ref kick his broken leg too?  That was fucking outrageous, deplorable, disgusting!  

15 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Did you see the ref kick his broken leg too?  That was fucking outrageous, deplorable, disgusting!  

I keep seeing people tweet about this.   I don't wanna watch the vid though.   How did the ref kick him?    Was it clearly intentional?

13 minutes ago, d2o said:

I keep seeing people tweet about this.   I don't wanna watch the vid though.   How did the ref kick him?    Was it clearly intentional?

More negligent than malicious. Still shitty, though.

A friend of mine described the ref incident as “in a job where awareness is key, he clearly has none.”

That about sums it up with regard to NBA officiating and the incident last night.

Surprised Ref didn’t T him up for tripping, like when Penders got T’d up after passing out on sideline years ago. 

7 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

What the hell does this mean?  He started 72 games for them, is their leading rebounder, third in points, and has a 23 PER. I think they will miss him over starting Enes "no defense" Kanter. 

Calm the fuck down. They also have Meyers Leonard and scoring punch has never been a problem for the Blazers. 

20 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

what the fuck are you talking about?

based upon the current standings, those four teams can not all win in the first round.  

I was talking based on records (that drastically fluctuate) in the west:

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Giannis is such a beast. It takes someone special to back down PJ Tucker like he's not even there. 

This Hou-Mil game is fun.

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holy shit the pistons just scored 9 points in the first quarter.  

9 hours ago, Machinator said:

More negligent than malicious. Still shitty, though.

Watching the game at home, and the noise the snap made when his knee fractured gave me goosebumps. I have no clue how someone could be 8 feet away from that and act like nothing happened. Everyone in the fucking building knew something was wrong aside from that dipshit baseline ref. 

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stat kings -- when was the last time a conference had seeds 1-8 so tightly clustered as the Western does this year where only 8 games separate 1 from 8? 

13 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Calm the fuck down. They also have Meyers Leonard and scoring punch has never been a problem for the Blazers. 

Meyers Leonard?

 

5 hours ago, Message Board User said:

@d2o

no comments about the red hot Magic?

Trying not to jinx it but they have been playing lights out.   Super pumped about how well they are playing.    I was supposed to go to that MEM game last week but I was sick.    I was mad as heck about considering how good that game ended up being.  I'm gonna do my best to get to one of the playoff games if they make it.

They will get dump trucked by MIL if they do secure the 8 spot but I would rather them get into the playoffs than be in the tail end of the lottery.   I'm all for young teams that are building to go to the playoffs even if they are just gonna get smashed.    I believe the experience of going as well as playing all these meaningful games down the stretch can do nothing but help them mature.

I just don't know where we go from there.    I can't imagine we end up keeping Vucevic especially given we have Bamba in waiting.    As great as Terrence Ross has been playing (and he should very close to the top of the 6th man list) I know this is a contract year and I hope the FO doesn't fall for the okey-doke.   I like/respect DJ but we need an upgrade at the PG spot.   I like Gordon but he has been wildly inconsistent.   I like Isaac as well but I don't know if he will be more than a very good defender.   I like what Hammond did building that team in MIL so I do at least have confidence in management that I havent had in yrs.

 

 

And soon as I start talking about them, the Magic get dump trucked in a must win situation.   Ugh.

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12 minutes ago, d2o said:

And soon as I start talking about them, the Magic get dump trucked in a must win situation.   Ugh.

To be fair, I'm the one who brought them up, so I'll take the hit on this.

But all is not lost - 538 still gives them a 74% chance of making the playoffs and they have a comparatively favorable schedule (at least when compared to BKN and Miami) down the stretch.  Brooklyn could really luck out if Giannis' ankle is even slightly borked.

6 Detroit 38-37 (Portland, at Ind, Ind, at OKC, Charlotte, Mem, at NYK)

7 Brooklyn 38-38 (Bos, Mil, Tor, at Mil, at Ind, Miami)

8 Miami 37-38 (at NYK, at Bos, Bos, at Min, at Tor, Phi, at BKN)

Orlando 37-39 (at Ind, at Tor, NYK, Atl, at Bos, at Charlotte)

Charlotte 35-39 (at Lakers, at GS, at Utah, at NO, Tor, at Det, at Cle, Orlando)

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Just now, Message Board User said:

To be fair, I'm the one who brought them up, so I'll take the hit on this.

But all is not lost - 538 still gives them a 74% chance of making the playoffs and they have a comparatively favorable schedule (at least when compared to BKN and Miami) down the stretch.

6 Detroit 38-37 (Portland, at Ind, Ind, at OKC, Charlotte, Mem, at NYK)

7 Brooklyn 38-38 (Bos, Mil, Tor, at Mil, at Ind, Miami)

8 Miami 37-38 (at NYK, at Bos, Bos, at Min, at Tor, Phi, at BKN)

Orlando 37-39 (at Ind, at Tor, NYK, Atl, at Bos, at Charlotte)

Charlotte 35-39 (at Lakers, at GS, at Utah, at NO, Tor, at Det, at Cle, Orlando)

Yeah that was the best part of the whole thing.    They had a relatively easy schedule coming down the stretch.    They beat MIA the other night but beating DET would have gone a very long way to helping their cause.    As of today they are back on the outside looking in but with that schedule they should be able to make it interesting.    TOR and BOS should be kinda shutting it down so maybe they get at least one of those games too.  If they can manage 4-2 in this last six I think they can make it.

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lebron has officially been shut down.

my god, what a fucking waste of a season.

LeBron being shut down for remainder of season is hilarious.  So much more bad karma is well overdue for the Laker franchise..... hope they end up picking around #12 in 2019 NBA draft......

 

LAKERS......

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4 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

lebron has officially been shut down.

my god, what a fucking waste of a season.

I disagree. It’s been a fabulous season for the Lakers, and I welcome many more like it.

3 minutes ago, Kermit said:

I disagree. It’s been a fabulous season for the Lakers, and I welcome many more like it.

The Lakers are not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7, but 8 games below .500.

On 3/29/2019 at 8:16 AM, Message Board User said:

To be fair, I'm the one who brought them up, so I'll take the hit on this.

But all is not lost - 538 still gives them a 74% chance of making the playoffs and they have a comparatively favorable schedule (at least when compared to BKN and Miami) down the stretch.  Brooklyn could really luck out if Giannis' ankle is even slightly borked.

6 Detroit 38-37 (Portland, at Ind, Ind, at OKC, Charlotte, Mem, at NYK)

7 Brooklyn 38-38 (Bos, Mil, Tor, at Mil, at Ind, Miami)

8 Miami 37-38 (at NYK, at Bos, Bos, at Min, at Tor, Phi, at BKN)

Orlando 37-39 (at Ind, at Tor, NYK, Atl, at Bos, at Charlotte)

Charlotte 35-39 (at Lakers, at GS, at Utah, at NO, Tor, at Det, at Cle, Orlando)

So everyone held serve tonight, but Orlando probably had the biggest win at Indiana.  They're on the outside looking in right now, but 538 gives them a greater than 80% chance of making the playoffs (Miami at about 30%).

6 Det 39-37 (at Ind, Ind, at OKC, Charlotte, Mem, at NYK)

7 BKN 39-38 (Mil, Tor, at Mil, at Ind, Miami)

8 Miami 38-38 (at Bos, Bos, at Min, at Tor, Phi, at BKN)

Orlando 38-39 (at Tor, NYK, Atl, at Bos, at Charlotte)

11 hours ago, Message Board User said:

So everyone held serve tonight, but Orlando probably had the biggest win at Indiana.  They're on the outside looking in right now, but 538 gives them a greater than 80% chance of making the playoffs (Miami at about 30%).

6 Det 39-37 (at Ind, Ind, at OKC, Charlotte, Mem, at NYK)

7 BKN 39-38 (Mil, Tor, at Mil, at Ind, Miami)

8 Miami 38-38 (at Bos, Bos, at Min, at Tor, Phi, at BKN)

Orlando 38-39 (at Tor, NYK, Atl, at Bos, at Charlotte)

Yeah big win v Indy.   I was really hoping to gain some ground with that win but its better than losing ground.

12 hours ago, Message Board User said:

116 3s in today's Bucks-Hawks game. 

Guh.

That's basically what the NBA is now.  Some fans like it but even the GS/Houston series last year was just two teams walking it up the floor and jacking up a contested 3.

make it so that the 3 only applies in the 4th quarter

That's basically what the NBA is now.  Some fans like it but even the GS/Houston series last year was just two teams walking it up the floor and jacking up a contested 3.
The 3 used to be exciting. Now it's meh.
On 4/1/2019 at 5:20 AM, Aqua Buddha said:

That's basically what the NBA is now.  Some fans like it but even the GS/Houston series last year was just two teams walking it up the floor and jacking up a contested 3.

As usual, you're out of your element.  The Warriors were 17th in three point attempts per game last season.  They're the best mid-range shooting team in the league by a decent margin.

The "too many threes" argument is pretty antiquated.  Other than the teams taking it to the extreme (really just Houston), threes are pretty much just replacing the bad mid-range shot.  There's still just as many shots at the rim as ever, with even more space to operate.  So do you really miss 18 footers?  Is that what gets you going when you watch basketball?

The 3 used to be exciting. Now it's meh.
I think we all know you prefer 2s over everything else.
8 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

As usual, you're out of your element.  The Warriors were 17th in three point attempts per game last season.  They're the best mid-range shooting team in the league by a decent margin.

The "too many threes" argument is pretty antiquated.  Other than the teams taking it to the extreme (really just Houston), threes are pretty much just replacing the bad mid-range shot.  There's still just as many shots at the rim as ever, with even more space to operate.  So do you really miss 18 footers?  Is that what gets you going when you watch basketball?

i miss the one on one battles between the Bigs.  Kareem-Wilt, Shaq-Hakeem, Hakeem-Ewing, Moses-Parish, Moses-Kareem and many many combinations.  The post up game is dead and not coming back, actually it's rare - Cousins is an old school back to the basket guy but even his game is stretch most of the time. 

4 hours ago, aggie08 said:

As usual, you're out of your element.  The Warriors were 17th in three point attempts per game last season.  They're the best mid-range shooting team in the league by a decent margin.

The "too many threes" argument is pretty antiquated.  Other than the teams taking it to the extreme (really just Houston), threes are pretty much just replacing the bad mid-range shot.  There's still just as many shots at the rim as ever, with even more space to operate.  So do you really miss 18 footers?  Is that what gets you going when you watch basketball?

Except they shot more 3 pointers per game against the Rockets in that series than they did in the regular season.  Almost 3 more attempts and I'm going to guess on fewer shots.

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

About time .. no, make that “way past time.”  How Ted Leonsis could oversee such a well run NHL franchise while letting Grunfeld’s incompetence run the Bullets into the ground for so long is beyond imagination.  The question now is how long will it take to unfuck the mess. 

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