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I'm still reeling from listening to Mack's excuse machine for that game in 2011 or 2013.  Whichever loss he blamed on the blustery weather in Waco.  You know Waco...that town that's basically an exurb of Austin where the weather is almost always the exact fucking same as it is here.  He even coined some new meteorolgy term "Polarized Wintry Low Level" or some such shit.  That's when I knew he was done, the Oregon game and hiding in East Texas on Jamail's jet was just the icing on the polar cake.   
 
I'm not Herman's biggest fan but one thing I don't see him doing is bitching about the weather in Ames in late-November.  I think he just kinda knows it's gonna be cold.  I think it was even a question on the Mensa exam.  
Yeah your mom polarized my wintry low level last night.

Wait, wut?
Just now, pacman said:

Make thread for 2019 schedule, but don't actually post schedule in thread. Makes sense.

 

The OP is an embedded tweet.

31 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You sure about that?  I could see them using up the last weekend in September as opening weekend so they can skip OU weekend altogether.  I think they are also tiring of these October deluges.  Either way though, finally won't have to mix a home game and ACL together.  

They don't have it in September anymore. Too hot/potentially dangerous. Rain is rain.

I thought the structure was 'P5, G5, National Powerhouse' with the OOC schedule. Yet we have two G5s next season. Did somebody bail on us?

Got it.  No home games during ACL or Formula 1 next year.  Could be some semblance of sanity kicking in at the Big XII office finally.  

Wait we are playing Oklahoma in Austin? That is a typo I hope.

35 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Anybody mention there are 2 bye weeks?

2 bye weeks scares you to death 

Bye weeks? Bronko Nagurski never got no bye week and now he's dead! Well maybe they're a good thing. 

14 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Have you guys ever played in Ames in November?

I hope it’s 35 degrees and sleeting, with howling wind.

That 2011 ISU Ok State game was on 11/18.  If it gets a 7pm timeslot....

Undefeated season/playoff hopes possibly die in Ames in 2019, is what you're getting at?

 

2 minutes ago, BERT said:

Bye weeks? Bronko Nagurski never got no bye week and now he's dead! Well maybe they're a good thing. 

+1 for spelling that right.

Wouldn't it have made more sense to put the asterisks by the out of conference games rather than the conference games?

Asterisks are expensive.  I had to outsource mine.  

Wvu is a great road trip, but been there done that. This might be the year I bust my Ames cherry. 

Watch a little football. Maybe eat a steak, maybe drink some whisky and bang one of those Iowa chicks with big nats. Yeah, I could party. 

i'd much rather play rice at rice stadium than NRG

Does the turf still suck at Rice Stadium? It was like walking in a bounce house when I got on the field in 1997. 

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1 minute ago, elfenix said:
1 minute ago, elfenix said:

 

i'd much rather play rice at rice stadium than NRG

What do you have against some of us enjoying alcohol at a college football game?  

 

24 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Have you guys ever played in Ames in November?

I hope it’s 35 degrees and sleeting, with howling wind.

not a problem. the team is already practicing on skates at northcross mall to prepare for this game.

5 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Wvu is a great road trip, but been there done that. This might be the year I bust my Ames cherry. 

Watch a little football. Maybe eat a steak, maybe drink some whisky and bang one of those Iowa chicks with big nats. Yeah, I could party. 

Their vaginas smell like corn.

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That 2011 ISU Ok State game was on 11/18.  If it gets a 7pm timeslot....

Undefeated season/playoff hopes possibly die in Ames in 2019, is what you're getting at?

I think there’s a reasonable chance that’s a match up of ranked squads 

I believe that this will be the first time we have ever played Louisiana Tech.

Just now, South Austin said:

Their vaginas smell like corn.

Busch Light and Casey’s pizza

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

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What do you have against some of us enjoying alcohol at a college football game?  

 

like lack of sales in-stadium has ever stopped anyone

 

edit: apparently rice has been selling beer and wine since 2008 (who knew?)

Rice introduced in-stadium sales of beer and wine in 2008 at Rice Stadium

https://riceowls.com/news/2016/8/30/Rice_Athletics_Announces_New_Food_Service_Partnership_Expanded_Alcohol_Sales.aspx

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Are the two byes a calendar anomaly or is this the new norm?  I don't see where the season starts any earlier or ends any later so I'm thinking it's a calendar anomaly.

40 minutes ago, South Austin said:

LSU won't be loosing much on either side of the ball.  Glad we start the 2-game series in Austin.

show me a loose. :D

Just now, 'stache said:

Are the two byes a calendar anomaly or is this the new norm?  I don't see where the season starts any earlier or ends any later so I'm thinking it's a calendar anomaly.

Calendar.  Extra week between Labor Day and Thanksgiving.

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I believe that this will be the first time we have ever played Louisiana Tech.

Very strange given all the directional and double directionals we've played from the state of Louisiana. Need to get old Tulane back on the schedule.

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Their vaginas smell like corn.

So... use butter?

at least we wont lose to maryland next year!

9 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

So... use butter?

Normally I'm a Crisco guy, but I like this idea better.

9 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

So... use butter?

I wouldn't put a knife that close to the goodies.  Better use

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8 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

at least we wont lose to maryland next year!

Yeah. Glad to get them off the schedule. Them and Cal.

20 minutes ago, The University said:

not a problem. the team is already practicing on skates at northcross mall to prepare for this game.

That’s why we need 35.  Cold enough to be miserable, warm enough to counter your decided schematic advantage 

13 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

So... use butter?

Don’t forget get the black pepper and garlic salt

1 hour ago, BrazilHorn said:

I’ve already made hotel reservations. Points rooms will fill up quick so if you’re coming for game book soon. 

 

I've got a sweet lake house on Lake Travis that I use as a short term rental on AirBnB, that, knock on wood with this flood, should be good to rent. I'll give any Surly-er's a welcome brisket if they rent it that weekend. 

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38 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I thought the structure was 'P5, G5, National Powerhouse' with the OOC schedule. Yet we have two G5s next season. Did somebody bail on us?

There's some messing around with that formula in the future, especially since USF is basically a lower-tier P5 most in terms of quality most years: https://fbschedules.com/ncaa/texas/

We'll see how we bulk those schedules out going forward.

I'm still reeling from listening to Mack's excuse machine for that game in 2011 or 2013.  Whichever loss he blamed on the blustery weather in Waco.  You know Waco...that town that's basically an exurb of Austin where the weather is almost always the exact fucking same as it is here.  He even coined some new meteorolgy term "Polarized Wintry Low Level" or some such shit.  That's when I knew he was done, the Oregon game and hiding in East Texas on Jamail's jet was just the icing on the polar cake.   
 



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I believe “ice fog” was the term.

WVU has us for their homecoming game.  Both teams will be coming off a bye.

So... use butter?

I wouldn't put a knife that close to the goodies.  Better use

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Knife? Wtf? Not a Brando fan, eh?

 

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2 minutes ago, Bevo in VA said:

WVU has us for their homecoming game.  Both teams will be coming off a bye.

If that's the case, don't be surprised if ESPN/Fox push to move that game back to Thursday.

1 hour ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Busch Light and Casey’s pizza

I was in Ames last year for the game. Absolutely fantastic game day atmosphere. Every Iowa St fan was great to me. 

I could have done without getting that drunk at Paddy’s, though. 

37 minutes ago, Bevo in VA said:

WVU has us for their homecoming game.  Both teams will be coming off a bye.

WVU has a homecoming?  Aren't they all pretty much there already?

Damn, thought our schedule this year was front loaded..

ffs.

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Damn, thought our schedule this year was front loaded..

ffs.

That's what I was thinking. Through four of the five toughest matchups by the time the dust settles in Dallas - really only one, maybe two games of any consequence/degree of difficulty after that.

9 minutes ago, South Austin said:

WVU has a homecoming?  Aren't they all pretty much there already?

They have a surprisingly urban fanbase. Morgantown's close to Pittsburgh and DC so they have a lot of grads across the Eastern Seaboard.

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