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#3901
2 hours ago, Continental Op said:

An Ivanka campaign would be pretty fucking hilarious but then again that's what people said about Dotard in 2016.

Team her up with Gwyneth Paltrow, and it would be a perfect storm of stupid shit.

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#3902
1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Team her up with Gwyneth Paltrow, and it would be a perfect storm of stupid shit.

if by perfect storm of stupid shit, you mean scissors.  Then...go on.

#3903
21 minutes ago, Lobo said:

if by perfect storm of stupid shit, you mean scissors.  Then...go on.

Paltrow puts jade eggs in her vagina, and she steam cleans the thing.  It would be interesting to make that national policy.

#3904
Paltrow puts jade eggs in her vagina, and she steam cleans the thing.  It would be interesting to make that national policy.

Wouldn’t even be close to the dumbest policy in recent years. I’m listening...
#3906

Us Jews.  

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#3910
26 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

pfft...kashrut.

check out the fin on this clam...

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99% of Surly....put to shame by a mollusk.

Feels good to be 1%-er.

#3911

 

Y'all will never believe this.

ICE Detention Center Captain Was on a Neo-Nazi Website and Wanted to Start a White Nationalist Group

 

“Deep down, no one really gives a shit about racism,” Travis Frey, who was then a senior employee at an Indianapolis jail, wrote on Iron March.

 

 

 

https://www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/y3mg9x/ice-detention-center-captain-was-on-a-neo-nazi-website-and-wanted-to-start-a-white-nationalist-group?__twitter_impression=true

#3913
19 hours ago, Post Oak said:

 

Y'all will never believe this.

ICE Detention Center Captain Was on a Neo-Nazi Website and Wanted to Start a White Nationalist Group

 

“Deep down, no one really gives a shit about racism,” Travis Frey, who was then a senior employee at an Indianapolis jail, wrote on Iron March.

 

 

 

https://www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/y3mg9x/ice-detention-center-captain-was-on-a-neo-nazi-website-and-wanted-to-start-a-white-nationalist-group?__twitter_impression=true

Some of those that work forces...

#3916

People who are obsessed with bathrooms, whether it’s her or that fucking Marylander Dannie Goeb, have some issues.   

#3917
Fucking hero
 

Oh, she said “bleeding out of their penis.” I’m sorry, the answer we were looking for is “bleeding out of their whatever.” That’s the answer that earns prizes on our new game show, “Are you dumber than a dotard?”
#3918
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


Oh, she said “bleeding out of their penis.” I’m sorry, the answer we were looking for is “bleeding out of their whatever.” That’s the answer that earns prizes on our new game show, “Are you dumber than a dotard?”

That twitter thread has more videos. One guy schools her dumb ass on F to M trans people still having periods. It’s not bleeding from the penis, you dumb bitch. 

#3919
On 1/6/2020 at 8:13 PM, Post Oak said:

 

Y'all will never believe this.

ICE Detention Center Captain Was on a Neo-Nazi Website and Wanted to Start a White Nationalist Group

 

“Deep down, no one really gives a shit about racism,” Travis Frey, who was then a senior employee at an Indianapolis jail, wrote on Iron March.

 

 

 

https://www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/y3mg9x/ice-detention-center-captain-was-on-a-neo-nazi-website-and-wanted-to-start-a-white-nationalist-group?__twitter_impression=true

Captain Was?

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#3921
10 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Actually it should be news if this didn’t happen.

Breaking! “Trump media supporter actually is found to be a legitimately good person and not a complete fraud! News at 11!”

#3925
7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So are those idiots trying to make the left’s case for gun control?

fuck that shit. I know plenty of conservative people who don't think it's a fucking stretch to not have guns in schools and churches. the militarization of this country is a far-right idea. gun control and sensible background checks (among other policies) and very centrist ideas. A "left" idea would be to ban all guns permanently. I know few people at all espousing that.

#3926
17 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I wonder why they chose Monday.  I can’t imagine why.

States' rights.

#3929
1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

2020 is going to be a hell of a year.

Remember, Brisket's rule: it always can, and will, get worse.

I mean, I have other rules, but a lot of them are food-related.  Some traffic-related.  Definitely one big one about grocery cart etiquette. 

#3930
8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Remember, Brisket's rule: it always can, and will, get worse.

I mean, I have other rules, but a lot of them are food-related.  Some traffic-related.  Definitely one big one about grocery cart etiquette. 

I have to tell you, Dry January sucks.

#3931
Just now, DDD Dad said:

I have to tell you, Dry January sucks.

Yeah....another one of my rules is "ain't no dry month -- never know when you're gonna need a drink."

#3932
Just now, Brisketexan said:

Yeah....another one of my rules is "ain't no dry month -- never know when you're gonna need a drink."

I also live by this rule.

#3933
Just now, Brisketexan said:

Yeah....another one of my rules is "ain't no dry month -- never know when you're gonna need a drink."

 

#3934

We have two political extremes in this country.  One side wants health care for all and the other side wants armed insurrection.

#bothsides 

#3935
2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

We have two political extremes in this country.  One side wants health care for all and the other side wants armed insurrection.

#bothsides 

The side that wants armed insurrection is gonna need health care for all when this is over.  

#3936
13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The side that wants armed insurrection is gonna need health care for all when this is over.  

A huge chunk of those who want armed insurrection already need health care for all; they are just too stupid to know.

#3937
A huge chunk of those who want armed insurrection already need health care for all; they are just too stupid to know.
Not true. They love Medicaid, Medicare and ACA.
It's that goddamn Obama care that can fuck off.

#3938
14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The side that wants armed insurrection is gonna need health care for all when this is over.  

I volunteer for the death panels. They said there would be death panels with Obama care. I have no medical experience, but I can use the internet if I have any questions.

#3944
On 1/17/2020 at 8:21 PM, MaybeACoordinator said:

You hate to see it, lol

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The fall of the 4th Reich was somewhat anti-climatic.

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#3950



ENHANCE

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Are Gucci belts now standard issue for “soldiers”?

Oh, and I [emoji3590][emoji3590][emoji3590][emoji3590] my man’s response to these morons.

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