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#7805
8 hours ago, Satchel said:

Check out the second response in this aggy thread:

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3383214

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Obama was elected by a majority white nation where only 18% of the country is black after decades of continuous improvement in race relations and squashing racial prejudice by whites to the point if creating the most egalitarian meritocracy the word has ever known. At that point blacks had no excuse for their clear failures such as high crime, murder rates, drug abuse, fatherless homes, teen pregnancy, poor education, high unemployment and on. To disguise this failure on behalf of the black community, they had to manufacture this horrific, oppressive, systematic racists whitey narrative out of the meager prejudice that was left, because they couldn't own up to the truth. And this is where we are now. But nobody can actually say the truth without getting attacked both figuratively and literally. And I suspect this post will not be allowed to remain long for that very reason.

Obama revealed the true nature of many people 

#7806

Is it me, or is she applying more eye makeup these days?  And that mouth looks like it belongs on a blow up doll.

 

 

Kim says she has Devin Nunes on her show tonight to tell us why this Trump indictment is all nonsense.

 

 

#7809
7 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Is it me, or is she applying more eye makeup these days?  And that mouth looks like it belongs on a blow up doll.

 

 

Kim says she has Devin Nunes on her show tonight to tell us why this Trump indictment is all nonsense.

 

 

Apologies to drag queens everywhere, but she looks like a drag queen who doesn’t know how to supply her makeup.

#7810
11 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Obama was elected by a majority white nation where only 18% of the country is black after decades of continuous improvement in race relations and squashing racial prejudice by whites to the point if creating the most egalitarian meritocracy the word has ever known. At that point blacks had no excuse for their clear failures such as high crime, murder rates, drug abuse, fatherless homes, teen pregnancy, poor education, high unemployment and on. To disguise this failure on behalf of the black community, they had to manufacture this horrific, oppressive, systematic racists whitey narrative out of the meager prejudice that was left, because they couldn't own up to the truth. And this is where we are now. But nobody can actually say the truth without getting attacked both figuratively and literally. And I suspect this post will not be allowed to remain long for that very reason.

wow

#7813
On 6/16/2023 at 7:19 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

Is it me, or is she applying more eye makeup these days?  And that mouth looks like it belongs on a blow up doll.

 

 

Kim says she has Devin Nunes on her show tonight to tell us why this Trump indictment is all nonsense.

 

 

She looks like the Creature From The Black Lagoon in drag.

#7816
On 6/19/2023 at 12:12 PM, HenryJames said:

 

Cut out the anti-depressants, eh? I'm sure his mental health is just stellar. Oh, yeah:

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Called it. Culture Wars, huh? Homeboy railing on Peter Hotez on twitter. But I'm sure the massive uptick in violence against Asians didn't bother him at all during covid. 

#7820
On 6/19/2023 at 8:33 AM, Pancho said:
This MAGA cult member believes Joe Biden “isn't with us” but JFK is still alive at the age of 106.God save us all.

 

That’s a bit

#7821

it has to be because there's no way that dude could beat Rex Kwon Do to steal those sweet flag pants.

#7823
49 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

a few nazis will be losing their jobs tomorrow

 

The khaki pants brigade, wonder if there were any UHauls parked nearby.

#7825

Wait a minute.  Are you telling me that disinformation bots are on extremist sites prior to their rallies/events/gatherings that plant the idea that other groups showing up are Antifa/BLM/FBI groups meant to rile them up?  And that this model will very likely be carried over to debate/primary season with the same amount of obfuscation and deceit?  That there's an orchestrated attempt for these folks to meet up with one another in public under the premise that each of them feels the other group is a false flag or conspiracy group?  But first at the micro level before taking it up to the assertion that myriad primary candidates against Trump are there to disrupt events?  That thing we've been discussing for a year and got funding to do at the bot programming level?    

We wouldn't know anything about that your honor. 

#7826
48 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Wait a minute.  Are you telling me that disinformation bots are on extremist sites prior to their rallies/events/gatherings that plant the idea that other groups showing up are Antifa/BLM/FBI groups meant to rile them up?  And that this model will very likely be carried over to debate/primary season with the same amount of obfuscation and deceit?  That there's an orchestrated attempt for these folks to meet up with one another in public under the premise that each of them feels the other group is a false flag or conspiracy group?  But first at the micro level before taking it up to the assertion that myriad primary candidates against Trump are there to disrupt events?  That thing we've been discussing for a year and got funding to do at the bot programming level?    

We wouldn't know anything about that your honor. 

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#7827
2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

a few nazis will be losing their jobs tomorrow

 

i don't understand what's happening here... they keep yelling 'racist pieces of shit' but isn't that... the Proud Boys yelling? and, um, aren't they like specifically known for... being racists? make it make sense...

 

 

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#7828
2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

a few nazis will be losing their jobs tomorrow

 

This was funnier when I saw it on Life of Brian.

#7829

“Be gone, bitch” is such an oddly formal thing for that goofy moron to shout.

No idea what I’m watching (aside from the fall of civilized society). But I love it.

#7832
32 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Lol I own this shirt. However I've been too much of a pussy to wear it out yet.

#7833
Just now, Walser said:

Lol I own this shirt. However I've been too much of a pussy to wear it out yet.

C'mon, man.  Clooney has a lot more to lose than you do.

#7834
C'mon, man.  Clooney has a lot more to lose than you do.

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Headed to Callahan’s, brb
#7836

This guy is awesome:

It’s days like this where Clarence Thomas earns his glorious spot on my wall, which itself proves I’m not racist.

 

Matt Gaetz deserves our gifts, because with his help, President Trump will ride back into the White House, eagle in tow like a true leader.

 

#7837
Jared M. Boyce, a member of the fascist organization Patrot Front, was arrested last year while menacing a gay pride event. Following his arrest, the FBI searched Boyce’s phone and found images depicting children in sex acts.https://t.co/eeWsLYY5ct

 

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#7838
Proud to share some time with national hero Dean Cain, while wokesters can barely leap over a beer keg, let alone a building.

 

#7839

 

Retweet if President Trump is your Man of the Decade, prepared to straddle our mightiest of steel all for his love of America, which pumps deep inside us.

 

Edited by Beau Vine

#7840
14 minutes ago, pacman said:
Jared M. Boyce, a member of the fascist organization Patrot Front, was arrested last year while menacing a gay pride event. Following his arrest, the FBI searched Boyce’s phone and found images depicting children in sex acts.https://t.co/eeWsLYY5ct

 

goddamn, what is the hit rate for shit like this? it's gotta be on the order of: not everyone who menaces pride/trans/drag events is a pedophile, but every pedophile menaces pride/trans/drag events

#7841

This is a war.  Trump is the heroic video journalist and war orrespondent, documenting his battle against wokesters, protecting us straightriots from the pedophiles!

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#7842
33 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Retweet if President Trump is your Man of the Decade, prepared to straddle our mightiest of steel all for his love of America, which pumps deep inside us.

 

starring Chris Farley (RIP) as Trump.

#7844
4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

goddamn, what is the hit rate for shit like this? it's gotta be on the order of: not everyone who menaces pride/trans/drag events is a pedophile, but every pedophile menaces pride/trans/drag events

Seems high...

Louisiana photographer & high school referee, John Rougeou, who was arrested in May on 25 counts of possession of child sexual abuse materials, has been arrested again for child sex crimes, while out on bond.

 

#7846
49 minutes ago, Foosters said:

I've been saying for years that Build-a-Bear should release a blue collar worker line

I avoid that store like the fucking plague, I don't know why these idiots want to go to Build-a-Bear and pay way too much for something they could get off Amazon.

#7847
3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I avoid that store like the fucking plague, I don't know why these idiots want to go to Build-a-Bear and pay way too much for something they could get off Amazon.

You new to this country?

#7848
16 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

goddamn, what is the hit rate for shit like this? it's gotta be on the order of: not everyone who menaces pride/trans/drag events is a pedophile, but every pedophile menaces pride/trans/drag events

98%+

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#7849

Oh shit...

After Governor DeSantis joined us for the unveiling of our new DeSupreme pizza, he won the vote of pizza lovers everywhere.

 

#7850
20 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

goddamn, what is the hit rate for shit like this? it's gotta be on the order of: not everyone who menaces pride/trans/drag events is a pedophile, but every pedophile menaces pride/trans/drag events

About a thousand percent.

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