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#8201
On 10/20/2023 at 10:24 AM, FirstTimeCaller said:

Didn't know where to put this. 
 

.@McConaughey is headlining a fundraiser for @TonyGonzales4TX on Nov. 2 in Houston. They got to know one another after the school shooting in Uvalde. Gonzales represents the city and McConaughey spent most of his childhood there. #TX23

 

Cmon Wooderson.  From one of Tony Gonzales’ twitters:

 

October 16 at 5:51pm
 
Instead of unleashing American oil and gas, President Biden doubled down on a woke, green agenda that has failed miserably and made everyday Americans pay more at the pump. 
 
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#8202
30 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Cmon Wooderson.  From one of Tony Gonzales’ twitters:

 

October 16 at 5:51pm
 
Instead of unleashing American oil and gas, President Biden doubled down on a woke, green agenda that has failed miserably and made everyday Americans pay more at the pump. 
 

If Biden is so anti-hydrocarbons, why are we hitting all times high in US production? They can never answer that.

#8203
When my kids presented Lauren Boebert with our latest artwork, it was like meeting Cinderella at the magical pumpkin ball and awarding her the prized glass slipper.

 

#8204
.@Liz_Cheney gets more delusional by the day.I don’t know which is dumber, saying that climate change is the most existential threat we face or this🤡👇 https://t.co/5J8f6NCtzn

 

#8205
53 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
When my kids presented Lauren Boebert with our latest artwork, it was like meeting Cinderella at the magical pumpkin ball and awarding her the prized glass slipper.

 

This shit looks like a nightmare out of stable diffusion lol. That can't be a real photo

#8206
9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Cmon Wooderson.  From one of Tony Gonzales’ twitters:

 

October 16 at 5:51pm
 
Instead of unleashing American oil and gas, President Biden doubled down on a woke, green agenda that has failed miserably and made everyday Americans pay more at the pump. 
 

Wooderson is pretty red. Don’t let the weed fool ya 
 

#8208
“Finally got my nazi drip today.”Police cited four men for distributing antisemitic and racist flyers in Fort Worth and Weatherford, reports @stevanzetti: https://t.co/jhurcaAQmg

“Finally got my nazi drip today,” Baby Face posted on August 30 along with a photo of the swastika armband.

When reached for comment, Young denied he was issued a trespassing warning in Fort Worth. He then said “you can suck 6 million dicks,” referring to the number of Jews killed in the Holocaust, before hanging up. 

#8209
24 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
“Finally got my nazi drip today.”Police cited four men for distributing antisemitic and racist flyers in Fort Worth and Weatherford, reports @stevanzetti: https://t.co/jhurcaAQmg

“Finally got my nazi drip today,” Baby Face posted on August 30 along with a photo of the swastika armband.

When reached for comment, Young denied he was issued a trespassing warning in Fort Worth. He then said “you can suck 6 million dicks,” referring to the number of Jews killed in the Holocaust, before hanging up. 

Whats cracks me up about the present day GQP is the odd collection of loser single issue groups they have cobbled together to try and get votes. The mainstream GQP seems "all systems go" in support of Israel, which must be a gut punch to all the nazi fucks that support their party. Oh well, "Heil Trump" and let the cards fall where they may, I guess. 

#8210

It's hard to know where to put these things these days. All of the craziness has begun to overlap itself.  Does this go in the memes/cartoons thread?  The GQP thread?  The Supremes thread?  The Trump got indicted thread for this conspiracy thread?  I'm putting it here because it's mocking the alt-right but it could go in any of them.
 

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#8211
1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

When reached for comment, Young denied he was issued a trespassing warning in Fort Worth. He then said “you can suck 6 million dicks,”

in a row?

#8212
On 10/22/2023 at 8:26 PM, Beau Vine said:
.@Liz_Cheney gets more delusional by the day.I don’t know which is dumber, saying that climate change is the most existential threat we face or this🤡👇 https://t.co/5J8f6NCtzn

 

This aged well.  Didn't she just take a plea deal?

#8214
A few hundred people in Washington, D.C. shouldn't be ruling the lives of 330 million.This is why we believe in a peaceful dissolution of the federal government.We are secessionists, and we won't hide it or sugarcoat it.


 

#8215
On 10/25/2023 at 11:12 AM, Blotto said:

Whats cracks me up about the present day GQP is the odd collection of loser single issue groups they have cobbled together to try and get votes. The mainstream GQP seems "all systems go" in support of Israel, which must be a gut punch to all the nazi fucks that support their party. Oh well, "Heil Trump" and let the cards fall where they may, I guess. 

None of them realize that the way they are headed is going to solidly flip the country.  Of course, some are way out there and actually understand that, and they are letting their alt-right flag fly because they think this is the moment when the store is on fire and you get to loot the cash register on the way out.

But these people as a whole, including the Republicans in the House (Boebert, Gaetz, MTG, etc.), they are fucking up the GOP for the long term, and there's no Dwight D. Eisenhower out there who can pull them out of their version of McCarthyism, or pull them out of their would-be isolationism like he did in the 50s.

#8216
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

None of them realize that the way they are headed is going to solidly flip the country.  Of course, some are way out there and actually understand that, and they are letting their alt-right flag fly because they think this is the moment when the store is on fire and you get to loot the cash register on the way out.

But these people as a whole, including the Republicans in the House (Boebert, Gaetz, MTG, etc.), they are fucking up the GOP for the long term, and there's no Dwight D. Eisenhower out there who can pull them out of their version of McCarthyism, or pull them out of their would-be isolationism like he did in the 50s.

Counterpoint:

The Roberts Court, 2022

#8217

We're either going to get a lot of this or ones about people who voted for Joe Biden not getting any of their candy.

Happy Halloween!!!!

 

#8218
11 hours ago, mdmost said:

We're either going to get a lot of this or ones about people who voted for Joe Biden not getting any of their candy.

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Putting up a sign like that on your door in the hopes that it will deter trick-or-treaters from bugging you even if your lights are off and you have no Halloween decorations up....all it leads to is a bunch of people talking shit about you on Nextdoor.

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Putting up a sign like that on the door of an asshole neighbor....

Robert Downey Jr Ok GIF

#8219

She’s from Texas

 

1. With the drug crisis as bad as it is, it’s insane to allow kids to take and eat candy from complete strangers. You know how many drug dealers disguise their drugs as candy? Plus, all the candy goes in the same basket so you have no way of knowing which candy came from where.

 

 

#8220

This is anecdotal, but I feel like every woman I've ever met who spells her name "Rebekah" is absolutely fucking batshit insane. Like will beat the fuck out of your car with a crowbar like Walter in the Big Lebowski, or poke holes in all of your fucking condoms insane. 

Edited by SydneyCarton

#8221
24 minutes ago, Pancho said:

She’s from Texas

 

1. With the drug crisis as bad as it is, it’s insane to allow kids to take and eat candy from complete strangers. You know how many drug dealers disguise their drugs as candy? Plus, all the candy goes in the same basket so you have no way of knowing which candy came from where.

 

 

it's right there in the comments

"...written by people who use X" fucking druggies trying to cover up the truth

 

edit to add that drew the same conclusion as Sydney RE: her name

Edited by gyroprotagonist

#8222
1 minute ago, gyroprotagonist said:

it's right there in the comments

"...written by people who use X" fucking druggies trying to cover up the truth

 

edit to add that drew the same conclusion as Sydney RE: her name

I also took a stroll in the comments. I thought this was fucking great:

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#8223
I love how all the people mad at this have names like Bob456Flyers and their photos indicate that they can’t afford a recent phone. Moralism and inability to consider hypotheticals are hallmarks of the lower classes.

 

#8224
28 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:
I love how all the people mad at this have names like Bob456Flyers and their photos indicate that they can’t afford a recent phone. Moralism and inability to consider hypotheticals are hallmarks of the lower classes.

 

Thrilled this piece of shit still has ut Austin has n his twitter bio. 

#8226
On 10/31/2023 at 10:26 AM, mdmost said:

We're either going to get a lot of this or ones about people who voted for Joe Biden not getting any of their candy.

Happy Halloween!!!!

 

Not gonna lie, there were mob-scene Halloweens in the past where I felt like hanging up that sign.

#8227
On 10/31/2023 at 10:26 AM, mdmost said:

We're either going to get a lot of this or ones about people who voted for Joe Biden not getting any of their candy.

Happy Halloween!!!!

 

I feel bad for their children. 

#8228

In my day, a house putting up any kind of note denying candy would at least get egged. 

#8229
2 hours ago, Ted Lange said:
I love how all the people mad at this have names like Bob456Flyers and their photos indicate that they can’t afford a recent phone. Moralism and inability to consider hypotheticals are hallmarks of the lower classes.

 

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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

He's just asking questions.

For a friend.

#8230
On 10/22/2023 at 9:26 PM, Beau Vine said:
.@Liz_Cheney gets more delusional by the day.I don’t know which is dumber, saying that climate change is the most existential threat we face or this🤡👇 https://t.co/5J8f6NCtzn

 

Jenna Ellis should probably just shut the fuck up.  

#8231
3 hours ago, Ted Lange said:
I love how all the people mad at this have names like Bob456Flyers and their photos indicate that they can’t afford a recent phone. Moralism and inability to consider hypotheticals are hallmarks of the lower classes.

 

Why the fuck would any grown man put something stupid like this in public unless he has something seriously wrong with him?

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Thrilled this piece of shit still has ut Austin has n his twitter bio. 

I didn't see it on Twitter but it's in Wikipedia.  

Quote

Career[edit]

Hanania was a research fellow at the Arnold A. Saltzman Institute of War and Peace Studies of Columbia University[11][10] and a fellow at Defense Priorities as of 2020.[12] In 2022 he became a fellow at the University of Texas at Austin's Salem Center for Public Policy, which had been launched in 2020 with funding from right-wing donors.[2][10][13]

Hanania has written articles for The Washington Post,[1] The New York Times and The Atlantic.[3][when?]

He is founder[when?] of the think tank the Center for the Study of Partisanship and Ideology (CSPI), which, according to Jonathan M. Katz, has received sums of money from Andrew Conru, the Mercatus Center (headed by Tyler Cowen), and at least one undisclosed donor.[14][better source needed] As of the summer of 2023, he was the organization's president.[10]

Hanania authors a blog on Substack, which was received positively by figures such as the Mercatus economists Cowen and Bryan Caplan[15][third-party source needed] and J.D. Vance, noted by Substack co-founder Hamish McKenzie, and publicized by Tucker Carlson, who invited Hanania on his show twice.[4] Hanania also operates a podcast where he has interviewed various people including the billionaire Marc Andreessen.[2]

Hanania is sometimes described as libertarian,[4] although he has written in favor of curtailing civil liberties with increased police power targeting African Americans, and has praised mass arrests in El Salvador.[3] Hanania wrote in one 2023 essay that the only way to reduce crime would be to have "a revolution in our culture or form of government. We need more policing, incarceration, and surveillance of black people. Blacks won’t appreciate it, whites don’t have the stomach for it."[16][17] The essay caught the attention of Elon Musk on Twitter, who called it "interesting".[4]

In The Origins of Woke, Hanania argues that "wokeness" is not something new, but that to some extent it has been codified into U.S. law since the Civil Rights Act of 1964.[18] Published in September 2023, it features promotional blurbs written by Vivek Ramaswamy, David Sacks, and Peter Thiel, who expressed support for the idea that "government violence" is the only way to defeat the threat of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion.[4] In The Atlantic, Tyler Austin Harper described the book as a "Trojan horse for white supremacy".[9] Robert VerBruggen, writing in the Washington Examiner, called it "an interesting and mostly sober take on long-debated civil rights topics from one of the Right's most frustrating figures".[19]

It's like a roll call of alt right douchebags.  Only missing Cruz and Hawley and DJT, Jr.

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#8233

😂😂😂😂

A woman in Indianapolis intentionally crashed her car into a building with a Jewish symbol. Only turned out the building belonged to Black Hebrew Israelites, an antiSemitic hate group. She managed to screw up her own hate crime. https://t.co/khPRq1bud7

 

#8234
59 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

A woman in Indianapolis intentionally crashed her car into a building with a Jewish symbol. Only turned out the building belonged to Black Hebrew Israelites, an antiSemitic hate group. She managed to screw up her own hate crime. https://t.co/khPRq1bud7

 

Apparently she didn't read the leaflet on "Famous Black Jewish Sports Legends."  It's Rod Carew and then a series of hate crime felonies.  

#8235
21 hours ago, Ted Lange said:
I love how all the people mad at this have names like Bob456Flyers and their photos indicate that they can’t afford a recent phone. Moralism and inability to consider hypotheticals are hallmarks of the lower classes.

 

torbush

#8236
1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

torbush

The clock on that dude being arrested for some sort of sexual offense is ticking in seconds, not minutes or hours.

#8237

I'm sure this MAGAt from North Dakota  feels the same about the constitutional amendments that passed in Texas. At least they're not hiding behind stolen elections lies, I guess. Also, that opinion has long been accepted in other parts of the world Mr. Anti-Globalist Super Patriot.

Direct democracy should not exist. Case-in-point: Ohio legalizing the slaughter of babies.It would be an act of courage to ignore the results of the election and not allow for the murder of Ohio babies.We are probably 10 years away from this opinion being acceptable though.

 

#8238

 

BERMAN: If Hunter & Jim Biden don't respond to subpoenas, will you hold them in contempt?GREG MURPHY: AbsolutelyB: Why did you change your position? You voted against holding Bannon in contemptM: It's different when someone is in officeB: What office was Hunter Biden in?

 

 

 

#8239
3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

BERMAN: If Hunter & Jim Biden don't respond to subpoenas, will you hold them in contempt?GREG MURPHY: AbsolutelyB: Why did you change your position? You voted against holding Bannon in contemptM: It's different when someone is in officeB: What office was Hunter Biden in?

 

 

 

They are a bunch of insufferable a-holes

#8240
6 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I'm sure this MAGAt from North Dakota  feels the same about the constitutional amendments that passed in Texas. At least they're not hiding behind stolen elections lies, I guess. Also, that opinion has long been accepted in other parts of the world Mr. Anti-Globalist Super Patriot.

 
Every conservative state should put into code that Jesus Christ is King and dedicate their state to Him. Force RINOs to say no to Jesus and then brutalize them in elections. We need a government of Christians, not fakers.

 

#8242
1 minute ago, Born to Run said:

These fake Christians clearly don't read the Bible

Whatever, faker.  Jesus and the bible were very clear on where God stands on the 48 states, but he was suspiciously silent on North Dakota and Guam.  And don't get him fucking started on the U.S. Virgin Islands.  Dude thinks its full of Marys looking to party.

#8243
3 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

These fake Christians clearly don't read the Bible

Even better, they are literally following the exact script of "what is evil" that.....and wait for this, it's super fantastic....was called out in the New Testament.

The NT literally says "this is what shitty evil people do," and the MAGA Christo-fascists are all-in on "YEAH! LET'S DO THAT!"

Jesus ALSO said "this is what good people do" (see, e.g., Matthew 25:34-46)....and not only do the Christo-fascists not do that, they fucking want to pass laws AGAINST IT.

#8244
22 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:
Every conservative state should put into code that Jesus Christ is King and dedicate their state to Him. Force RINOs to say no to Jesus and then brutalize them in elections. We need a government of Christians, not fakers.

 

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ, you gotta be kidding me.

Fascist cunts.

#8246
Nope. They are not fake. 
What is fact is that Christianity (and almost all world religions) has never been about "peace and love" for everyone.
Christianity and its non-existent Sky Daddy have brainwashed 250-300 million Americans (and so many otherwise smart posters on this site). Christians are about peace only after they have colonized, conquered, and converted. Then some temporary "peace."  It's always the three C's. Colonize, conquer, convert.
Just ask the native and indigenous peoples across North, Central and South America about how peaceful the Christians were. It was a freaking genocide committed by the God worshipping Euro Christians across three continents, with the support of the US government and many farmers, miners, and businesses ready to size the land. And their Sky Daddy did noting to stop it.
What we are seeing with MAGA-Christians in America is the historical norm, not the exception. Christian violence is coming to America again. What else is the Dobbs opinion about other than imposing medical violence against women? What else was January 6 about? What else are all those AR-15s for? 

Shirt form: Christianity is a lot like communism: blissful on paper, brutal and bloody as actually practiced by humans.
#8247
7 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I'm sure this MAGAt from North Dakota  feels the same about the constitutional amendments that passed in Texas. At least they're not hiding behind stolen elections lies, I guess. Also, that opinion has long been accepted in other parts of the world Mr. Anti-Globalist Super Patriot.

Direct democracy should not exist. Case-in-point: Ohio legalizing the slaughter of babies.It would be an act of courage to ignore the results of the election and not allow for the murder of Ohio babies.We are probably 10 years away from this opinion being acceptable though.

 

 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:
Every conservative state should put into code that Jesus Christ is King and dedicate their state to Him. Force RINOs to say no to Jesus and then brutalize them in elections. We need a government of Christians, not fakers.

 

North Dakota's very own George Santos:

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He has falsely claimed to attend the University of Minnesota Law School and School of Public Policy.[3] The portrayal of his academic background has been repeatedly called into question. He has claimed that he "studied law" at the University of Minnesota, but the law school stated he "is not enrolled in the JD program at the University of Minnesota Law School."[4] Prichard claimed to be a law student during one of his last speeches in the North Dakota Legislative Assembly.[5]

 

#8248
5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Jesus ALSO said "this is what good people do" (see, e.g., Matthew 25:34-46)....and not only do the Christo-fascists not do that, they fucking want to pass laws AGAINST IT.

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#8249

Shirt form: Christianity is a lot like communism: blissful on paper, brutal and bloody as actually practiced by humans.
Yes because most Christians completely ignore the teachings of the religion. It's a profit deal With little to do with Faith. The religion itself is not to blame. Jesus didn't instruct us to be dicks, and would be disgusted with 90% of his followers. His gospel was pretty simple and very libtard.
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