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#9055

This is a month old, so SIAP, but it just came up in my recommendations. This guy does standup where he messes with the type of people who ask to speak to a manager, but this time he got to mess with a former congressman and go to a right wing conference with a lot of famous politicians. Funny stuff, but also kind of scary how they don't pick up on some of the insane things he says to them. 

 

 

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#9064
15 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

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Wait, his security team is a Yaz tribute band is called, "Going Upstairs at Eric Trump's"?  But we don't live in a simulation?  

#9066
31 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So this is a boy band from the late 90s, but which one?

27 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

NCEL

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#9067
8 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

This is a month old, so SIAP, but it just came up in my recommendations. This guy does standup where he messes with the type of people who ask to speak to a manager, but this time he got to mess with a former congressman and go to a right wing conference with a lot of famous politicians. Funny stuff, but also kind of scary how they don't pick up on some of the insane things he says to them. 

 

 

Isn’t this what Sasha baron cohen did for like 10 years in the 2000s?

#9068
15 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Isn’t this what Sasha baron cohen did for like 10 years in the 2000s?

Kinda, this guy doesn't really seek out political people though. His other stuff is very silly scenarios he creates to troll random people and companies. This just fell in his lap thanks to some random guy on Reddit that offered to allow him to pretend to be customer service at a fake Parler knockoff website. Getting a guy to admit to lying to Congress on video is pretty phenomenal though, I hope he sends a copy to Merrick Garland. 

#9070

Steven Miller looks like the Jew in every Holocaust movie who raises his hand and shouts, "I have an idea.  Sonderkommandos!"  

#9072
Phillip: Have you ever seen The Ten Commandments up at any Trump properties?Carson: I haven't specifically seen them.. Phillip: If they’re such universal tenants, why are they not up where Trump controls what happens? I mean, he owns those properties, he operates them, he…

 

#9073

It's sort of unbelievable that Ben Carson, while in fact a Neurosurgeon (and a respected one at that), best use is now as a crash test dummy.  

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#9074
12 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

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Yes, try that edit with the next TRUMP-PENCE sign you encounter. Good luck with that. 

#9076

I think we've all fabricated some stories as to why we came home late from shitfaced with multiple draws on our ATM from a strip club.  But "honey, I had to defend the 2nd Amendment for our Freedoms!" is idiotic, but quite original.  

#9077
17 hours ago, Gil Bang said:
Phillip: Have you ever seen The Ten Commandments up at any Trump properties?Carson: I haven't specifically seen them.. Phillip: If they’re such universal tenants, why are they not up where Trump controls what happens? I mean, he owns those properties, he operates them, he…

 

His last sentence…they’re so dumb

#9078

I genuinely LOLd.

The Greatest Donald Trump Costume Ever! Order today from https://t.co/BF2i6dCb1A and ride like a President!

 

#9079
1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I think we've all fabricated some stories as to why we came home late from shitfaced with multiple draws on our ATM from a strip club.  But "honey, I had to defend the 2nd Amendment for our Freedoms!" is idiotic, but quite original.  

Hell, it’s Surly, we’ve all fabricated stories about why we chased a stripper with a gun at 2am.

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MIRS’s report said the dancer involved in the incident works for the Lansing location of the Déjà Vu gentlemen’s club chain, which was founded by a native of a nearby small town who began his business career by inventing the pornographic drive-in theater.

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#9082
4 hours ago, HenryJames said:
I, too, thought only about the gays when I, a very heterosexual person, got very heterosexually engaged to another heterosexual. https://t.co/zM3MA2FCjZ

 

#9083

Yep, you guessed it:

dibs on "very heterosexually engaged" for my band name.  

#9084
6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Yep, you guessed it:

dibs on "very heterosexually engaged" for my band name.  

That may not be a band name, however it for certain can be song lyrics.

 

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#9085
This is how you deal with cray Laura Loomer. Yes, this happened.

 

#9092
23 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

There’s a lot of money to be made selling globes 

Yeah, but if we flipped to flat, we could double the market!

#9093
2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, but if we flipped to flat, we could double the market!

But it's much harder to stash your whiskey bottles in the flat ones. 

#9095

I swear there's just a segment out there that does this to get a response. Rage engagement posts. They're looking for people to get angry at their posts. They crave the engagement. 

#9096
3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I swear there's just a segment out there that does this to get a response. Rage engagement posts. They're looking for people to get angry at their posts. They crave the engagement. 

These people are called trolls

#9097
Just now, Captainant said:

These people are called trolls

To an extent, some are legitimate people who have some business they are trying to increase the profile of. There was a Canadian yesterday who said brisket was overrated. Of course, you click on his profile and he's got some douche website engagement business. The whole point was to say something controversial and have people click on his profile. Maybe you convert some people, probably very few. 

#9099
18 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I swear there's just a segment out there that does this to get a response. Rage engagement posts. They're looking for people to get angry at their posts. They crave the engagement. 

 

#9100
This is how you deal with cray Laura Loomer. Yes, this happened.

 

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