Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

#9251
3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, I said "we." Not "you." Listen, you're a great poster, so don't take this as me being an asshole, take it as a legitimate concern for your reputiation:
Don't be like 3Putt. Look at the dates on tweets and theads.

Really, I only even responded to your message becuase I wanted to drag 3putt for his fucking inane behavior. You're great. 

I take no offense my man. I found it funny. Many things slip through the cracks here and I hadn't seen it. My bad. I was properly scolded by @HenryJames

  • Replies 9.5k
  • Views 704.2k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

#9252
33 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

As soon as I clicked the link, I had a confuse. I’m just glad that my crazy pills are still doing their job.

are those the ones that make you crazy or keep you from becoming so?

#9254
5 hours ago, Thatguy said:
JUST NOW: Marjorie Taylor Greene made a derogatory comment about Rep. Jasmine Crockett and "false eyelashes" during a House committee hearing. Personal attacks against other members isn't allowed, so AOC requested a motion and asked for an apology which was blocked. Rep.…

 

pic.twitter.com/xRsasmDNrb

Hmmm, telling a woman to calm down.

Bold Strategy Cotton GIF by MOODMAN

#9255
3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, I said "we." Not "you." Listen, you're a great poster, so don't take this as me being an asshole, take it as a legitimate concern for your reputiation:
Don't be like 3Putt. Look at the dates on tweets and theads.

Really, I only even responded to your message becuase I wanted to drag 3putt for his fucking inane behavior. You're great. 

 

Like this would ever happen. 

 

 

#9257

Don't really love that Congress has become this, but republicans created this crap by electing theatrical dipshits and hoping the other side would stay quiet.   I do like how Jasmine called them out for their bullshit, I guess that guy was a B12 Referee.  

  • Popular Post
#9259

 

coming soon to a spirit halloween near you https://t.co/35LMVNklEL

 

 

#9260
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

coming soon to a spirit halloween near you https://t.co/35LMVNklEL

 

 

Does this come with truck nuts?

#9261
2 hours ago, tchookem said:

Heavy on the mockery here...
 

I'd like to think a young @Brisketexan would heartily applaud the player in the Save America hat's cooze acquisition strategy. Wide net and all that.  

#9262
ICYMI: Conspiracy theorist responds to NC5's questions with accusations and bluster, but few real answers. Thanks, @rothschildmd, for helping to tell this important story. https://t.co/vtVWmwUmzw

 

#9264
18 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

When a girl finally swipes right 

God is real

 

Counterpoint:

 

  • Popular Post
#9265

FAFO
 

FALLOUT FROM MOCKING GUS WALZ: According to the Chicago Tribune, calls are growing for conservative radio host Amy Jacobson to be fired as head coach of a Chicago high school's boys' and girls' varsity volleyball teams after she mocked Gus Walz during the Democratic National…

 

#9266
On 8/13/2024 at 10:54 AM, Ted Lange said:

How it started

 

Popular Ohio restaurants boycotting Olympics due to opening ceremony https://t.co/7r9L28UDQM

image.png.7ae8b1f3f48dfc3bdc4ad15089d2d560.png

 

 

How it is going

 

 

The Ohio business owner who boycotted the Olympics due to his moral objections was just charged with rape and attempted murder. ⏬https://t.co/uhqHfAd0x6

 

 

Update

 

Special prosecutor appointed to oversee Bobby George attempted murder, rape case as his attorney threatens to sue the city of Cleveland over charges: Legally Speaking with @_StephanieHaney  https://t.co/KXq3feJzgl

 

  • Popular Post
#9267
37 minutes ago, Haphap said:

FAFO
 

FALLOUT FROM MOCKING GUS WALZ: According to the Chicago Tribune, calls are growing for conservative radio host Amy Jacobson to be fired as head coach of a Chicago high school's boys' and girls' varsity volleyball teams after she mocked Gus Walz during the Democratic National…

 

What a pair of despicable people.

Apparently, she was able to quit her coaching job before being fired. But, get this, she had previously been fired by a Chicago TV station from her reporter job after being caught on camera in a bikini with her kids at the house of a man whose wife had gone missing AND she'd been covering that story as the reporter. As for the Proft asshole, he's now no longer on the board of Envision Unlimited, which is a nonprofit that...get this...supports kids with disabilities.

No word if they'll be fired from their radio gig by a massive conservative "Christian" media company, called Salem Media Group, that's headquartered in Irving, Texas.

Just throw this on the accumulating pile of evidence that modern American "conservativism" simply means being a total and complete dickhead that enjoys punching down on people who are less fortunate and have lower status.

  • Popular Post
#9268
2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Just throw this on the accumulating pile of evidence that modern American "conservativism" simply means being a total and complete dickhead that enjoys punching down on people who are less fortunate and have lower status.

That's really it -- it's the defining essence of what it is to be "conservative."

There was a meme or somesuch I saw about Tim Walz, about how he's everything that an "alpha male" is supposed to be: a gun owner and expert shot, a military vet, a football coach, a good family man.....but he is denigrated by the right as a simpering wuss because he doesn't display the one defining, essential trait of the conservative alpha male archetype: being a fucking dick to people.  You can be everything an "alpha" is supposed to be, but if you fail to check the "is an utterly mean dick" box, you are a beta wuss.

A movement that values being a fucking dick above all else.  And that movement holds incredible power.  What a fucked place we live in.

#9269
1 hour ago, bolverk said:

But, get this, she had previously been fired by a Chicago TV station from her reporter job after being caught on camera in a bikini with her kids at the house of a man whose wife had gone missing

image.jpeg.31d67a7570879288ef0092e6d929a73b.jpeg

#9270
2 hours ago, Haphap said:

FAFO
 

FALLOUT FROM MOCKING GUS WALZ: According to the Chicago Tribune, calls are growing for conservative radio host Amy Jacobson to be fired as head coach of a Chicago high school's boys' and girls' varsity volleyball teams after she mocked Gus Walz during the Democratic National…

 

 

Cancel Culture!!

 

 

#9272
I have engaged legal counselWe are preparing to take actionMore to come https://t.co/1pnKUivJMp

 

#9274
2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:
I have engaged legal counselWe are preparing to take actionMore to come https://t.co/1pnKUivJMp

 

"I'm going to sue you for finding my deliberately recorded video that I posted but then deleted." That about the jist of it?

#9276
On 8/28/2024 at 5:00 PM, Brisketexan said:

That's really it -- it's the defining essence of what it is to be "conservative."

There was a meme or somesuch I saw about Tim Walz, about how he's everything that an "alpha male" is supposed to be: a gun owner and expert shot, a military vet, a football coach, a good family man.....but he is denigrated by the right as a simpering wuss because he doesn't display the one defining, essential trait of the conservative alpha male archetype: being a fucking dick to people.  You can be everything an "alpha" is supposed to be, but if you fail to check the "is an utterly mean dick" box, you are a beta wuss.

A movement that values being a fucking dick above all else.  And that movement holds incredible power.  What a fucked place we live in.

So you’re saying that Jesus was a wuss for not being a dick to people?  You’re dashing all my dreams.

Whats next, are you going to tell me I shouldn’t use the tax code to try and pick up somebody at a bar?

#9277
An employee at two 24-hour porn stores in North Carolina has shared Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson frequented them every day after he finished his shift.https://t.co/wtg69pdtD8

 

#9278
2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:
An employee at two 24-hour porn stores in North Carolina has shared Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson frequented them every day after he finished his shift.https://t.co/wtg69pdtD8

 

Well, that explains the practiced kung-fu-grip of his right hand in that pic.

Not that any of us should be judging, here.

#9279
12 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:
An employee at two 24-hour porn stores in North Carolina has shared Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson frequented them every day after he finished his shift.https://t.co/wtg69pdtD8

 

Quote

Louis Money, who worked at two windowless, 24-hour porn stores in Greensboro, North Carolina, told the outlet that Robinson frequented the stores every day after he finished his shift. Money said Robinson would often purchase two “previews,” which consisted of a viewing in a private booth.

lulz

  • Popular Post
#9280
2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:
An employee at two 24-hour porn stores in North Carolina has shared Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson frequented them every day after he finished his shift.https://t.co/wtg69pdtD8

 

 

5579a78a-9d1f-4a30-a7e6-fda455f7fd9d.png

#9282
6 hours ago, Gil Bang said:
An employee at two 24-hour porn stores in North Carolina has shared Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson frequented them every day after he finished his shift.https://t.co/wtg69pdtD8

 

300px-BokeemPoster01.jpg

#9283
7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, that explains the practiced kung-fu-grip of his right hand in that pic.

Not that any of us should be judging, here.

family guy pointing GIF

#9284
11 hours ago, Gil Bang said:
An employee at two 24-hour porn stores in North Carolina has shared Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson frequented them every day after he finished his shift.https://t.co/wtg69pdtD8

 

Quote

Money has since become the frontman of a Greensboro band called Trailer Park Orchestra, which earlier this year released a song called “The Lt. Governor Owes Me Money.”

He insisted to both the Assembly and WRAL that the song was based on a true story about $25 Robinson never paid him for the final bootleg tape he bought from him in 2004. He admitted to WRAL, however, that he was “promoting his band” and trying to make money from the song by taking his story to the press.

 

 

#9285
17 hours ago, Gil Bang said:
An employee at two 24-hour porn stores in North Carolina has shared Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson frequented them every day after he finished his shift.https://t.co/wtg69pdtD8

 

I worked at Pleasureland on 29th and Guad for a few weeks in college and in my limited time there the men who used the arcade booths were closeted and didn't want any trace of gay porn* in their daily life. I'm not saying, I'm just saying.

*I know this bc unfortunately there were CC cameras everywhere in that place and part of my job was to monitor what was going on back there. Luckily I never had to physically go into the arcade. fun job. never a dull moment. lol

#9286
BREAKING: TBI agents raid Millersville Police Department as criminal probe of troubled agency intensifies https://t.co/YvwBKTcf5k

lmao

#9287
19 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:
BREAKING: TBI agents raid Millersville Police Department as criminal probe of troubled agency intensifies https://t.co/YvwBKTcf5k

lmao

Shawn Taylor Millersville Police.jpeg

#9288

It's never a good sign when your police chief looks like he's part of a white supremacist biker gang.

#9289
2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

It's never a good sign when your police chief looks like he's part of a white supremacist biker gang.

No, no, no. He's getting ready to blend in with the locals when his volunteer Seal team gets inserted into Fallujah.

#9291
BREAKING: TBI raids also include home of “conspiracy cop” Shawn Taylor. Photos by my colleague @LeviAIsmail https://t.co/L6i7JOy2iX

 

#9292
On 9/1/2024 at 2:48 PM, jimmyjazz said:

I'm sure his "legal action" will have far-reaching consequences.

He backtraced it! Consequences will never be the same!

On 8/27/2024 at 7:38 PM, tchookem said:

Heavy on the mockery here...
 

image.png.856e23e248065df66094e90fb85c4c80.png

Edited by Bozo_Casanova

#9293
1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:
BREAKING: TBI raids also include home of “conspiracy cop” Shawn Taylor. Photos by my colleague @LeviAIsmail https://t.co/L6i7JOy2iX

 

Nonzero chance he has multiple children tied up in his basement.

#9296

 

L - Mike Lee saying that Benny Johnson convinced him to start his right-wing conspiracy “Based Mike Lee” account.R - Mike Lee now claiming the Russian indictment naming Benny Johnson is a hoax, from the Based Mike Lee account.

 

 

#9297
its not like the conservative media apparatus has been repeatedly exposed lying to you and manipulating you to keep you watching and clicking, thats definitely not happening over and over and over

 

Edited by Hugo Stiglitz

#9298

The day some emerge from the disinformation cocoon they've been living in will be similar to when cult members finally leave the cult or QAnon believers realize they've been had. Or they'll just continue to believe bullshit because it confirms the worst that they believe the other side is doing. 

#9299
36 minutes ago, mdmost said:

The day some emerge from the disinformation cocoon they've been living in will be similar to when cult members finally leave the cult or QAnon believers realize they've been had. Or they'll just continue to believe bullshit because it confirms the worst that they believe the other side is doing. 

They will never, ever leave.

Cults are like "blood in, blood out" gangs.  The only exit plan is death.  That's why COVID really let us down.  It was a fatal disease, the idiot cultists did all the right things to get taken out by it at a higher rate....it just didn't have a high enough fatality rate.  Give us a plague with a 30% fatality rate, have the cultists react to it the same way they reacted to COVID, and we'll finally make some progress.

Yes, that's morbid hyperbole....but it's also true.  You cannot reason someone out of a position that they didn't reason themselves into.  They are lost.  MAGA Americans are lost.  They are an enemy 5th column entrenched in our society, and they are never going away.  Our best strategy is to isolate them as much as possible, shame, humiliate, and shove them back into their holes where they can grumble but do less damage, and wait for them to die.

#9300
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

They will never, ever leave.

Cults are like "blood in, blood out" gangs.  The only exit plan is death.  That's why COVID really let us down.  It was a fatal disease, the idiot cultists did all the right things to get taken out by it at a higher rate....it just didn't have a high enough fatality rate.  Give us a plague with a 30% fatality rate, have the cultists react to it the same way they reacted to COVID, and we'll finally make some progress.

Yes, that's morbid hyperbole....but it's also true.  You cannot reason someone out of a position that they didn't reason themselves into.  They are lost.  MAGA Americans are lost.  They are an enemy 5th column entrenched in our society, and they are never going away.  Our best strategy is to isolate them as much as possible, shame, humiliate, and shove them back into their holes where they can grumble but do less damage, and wait for them to die.

I mean... you know... there's some truth to this.

Get Out Theatre GIF by Tony Awards

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.