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#9503

Double decker of stupidity. 

What you need to realize is that when SNL parodied Sarah Palin with the “I can see Russia from my house” line, almost none of the libs gut-busting had any idea there are parts of Alaska you can see Russia from. https://t.co/z9YKDuAf0s

It lowers the anxiety (but not frustration) with where we are when you accept how many people in this country are just dumb. They don't understand jokes or look at globes. Impossible to get anywhere with these people. 

#9505
1 hour ago, Bama Llama said:

Unfortunately the fecund paramecia in their lizard brains mutated in 2016 and they learned to vote 

*wakes up from 5th grade biology nap*
Understand Captain America GIF

#9506
6 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Double decker of stupidity. 

What you need to realize is that when SNL parodied Sarah Palin with the “I can see Russia from my house” line, almost none of the libs gut-busting had any idea there are parts of Alaska you can see Russia from. https://t.co/z9YKDuAf0s

It lowers the anxiety (but not frustration) with where we are when you accept how many people in this country are just dumb. They don't understand jokes or look at globes. Impossible to get anywhere with these people. 

My MIL was shocked when she couldn’t see michigan from the top of the sears tower. “It looks so close on a map.” My wife and I still laugh about that stupidity. 

My family doesn’t get a free pass. My niece figured that visitors to hawaii could drive there on a bridge because “It looks so close on a map.” She has a doctorate.

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#9508

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3553774

Celebrating overt racism being back.

 

"My HS kids have been telling me for a few years that anything goes these days. At home, we don't dance around race, religion, etc. We're not disrespectful, but play on stereotypes and it is in good fun."

 

uh huh, uh huh

 

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#9509
On 8/6/2025 at 11:59 AM, HenryJames said:
fascinating things are happening on tradwife twitter

 

Thankfully I have no fucking clue what any of this is about 

#9511
38 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Actual comment/commenter spotted on LinkedIn this morning... 

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this is an excellent and salient example of how the main group people who care about pronous are people using them as outrage bait

#9512
55 minutes ago, Captainant said:

this is an excellent and salient example of how the main group people who care about pronous are people using them as outrage bait

What I found amazing is that someone felt that was an appropriate way to identify themselves to the business community.  Not to say that there aren't others that feel like this guy but, man, that is laying it all out.

#9513
7 minutes ago, texasdago said:

What I found amazing is that someone felt that was an appropriate way to identify themselves to the business community.  Not to say that there aren't others that feel like this guy but, man, that is laying it all out.

LinkedIn has some outright lunatics on it, it's just as bad as facebook imo

#9518
3 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

I can't tell if his facial features are abnormally condensed, the rest of his head is abnormally large, or both.

He's the human embodiment of a really bad photoshop job circa 2000.

#9519
19 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Look at the size of that head -- it's like Sputnik!

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This is what the MAGA movement believes...and 53% of white women still voted for it.  When we know that probably half of them will be ripshit pissed when the regime rolls back the rights they've grown up with.

Pulp fiction I didn't vote for this yes you did meme for them, and they'll never get it.  

These people are gleefully chugging the poison that will kill them, and then don't understand when they get sick and die.

#9521
58 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Look at the size of that head -- it's like Sputnik!

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His giant freak head aside, this is why Walz called them weird. They care about shit that no one should care about. 

#9522
6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

They care about shit that no one should care about. 

That's not true.   They care about shit that retrograde, caveman-thinking shitheels care about very much.

Women should be subservient to men, in all respects.  America should be a white man's paradise, and any minorities that are allowed to exist here do so solely at the pleasure and by permission of white men.  Etc. etc.  Just utterly backwards-ass bullshit but oh yes, a lot of people care about that very much.

#9524

These people are so fucking broken, there's no hope of living on the same planet with them in peace.  Seriously, they are fucking beyond demented.

#9525
On 8/28/2025 at 11:21 AM, C-Man said:

Look at the size of that head -- it's like Sputnik!

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#9529
22 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Wait, assless chaps are a gay-only thing?

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That's certainly news to Lindsey Graham.

#9532
2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Wait, assless chaps are a gay-only thing?

Suspicious Monkey GIF by MOODMAN

If chaps had asses, wouldn’t they just be leather pants?

#9537
More for the undercard.
 

Regardless of what he says…I firmly believe that adult males who wear a stocking cap 24/7 should be launched into the sun.
#9541

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/scott-adams-dilbert-paralyzed-below-the-waist_n_69443824e4b0bafbdede8bf4

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Famed Cartoonist Says He’s ‘Paralyzed Below The Waist’

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A multitude of publications carrying Adams’ “Dilbert,” his 1989-launched office-set featuring the everyman nerd of the same name, dropped his strip in 2023 after he said Black people were members of a “hate group.”

He then declared, “The best advice I would give to white people is to get the hell away from Black people.”

#9545
18 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

 

Good, glad to hear this, would love for a civil war between Republican grifters next year, it'll be the icing on the cake of everything else Trump is fucking up.

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#9547

This might deserve its own thread, but it satisfies the terms of mocking the right wing. And, while one ought be forgiven for expecting more pushback from the hacker elites, this is pretty badass.

“During a recent hacker conference, an activist known as Martha Root took down three white supremacist websites in real time while presenting on stage. The affected sites have yet to be restored.

Dressed as the Pink Ranger from Power Rangers, Root remotely erased the servers for WhiteDate, WhiteChild, and WhiteDeal at the conclusion of a talk at the annual Chaos Communication Congress in Hamburg, Germany. The demonstration was conducted live in front of the conference audience.

Root was joined by journalists Eva Hoffmann and Christian Fuchs, who previously reported on these sites for the German newspaper Die Zeit in October. Their investigative article can be found here.

At the time of writing, all three platforms remain inaccessible. WhiteDate was described as a “Tinder for Nazis,” WhiteChild claimed to connect white supremacist sperm and egg donors, and WhiteDeal functioned as a labor marketplace catering to racists.

The administrator of these sites acknowledged the breach on social media, stating, “They publicly delete all my websites while the audience rejoices. This is cyberterrorism,” and promised to take action. The administrator also alleged that Root deleted their X account, which was later restored.

Root also made public the data allegedly collected from WhiteDate. According to Root, the site’s security was so poor that user photos contained detailed geolocation information, potentially exposing users’ home addresses.

Root commented, “Imagine calling yourselves the ‘master race’ but failing to secure your own website — maybe focus on learning WordPress before aiming for world domination.”

Details of the Data Leak

The exposed information includes user profiles with names, photos, descriptions, ages, locations (with exact coordinates and user-specified regions), gender, language, race, and other personal details. Root clarified that, for now, no emails, passwords, or private messages have been released.

Based on the leaked data, WhiteDate had over 6,500 users, with a gender split of 86% men and 14% women. Root quipped that this ratio “makes the Smurf village look like a feminist utopia.”

How the Hack Was Carried Out

Root reportedly used AI chatbots to bypass site verification, with the bots being approved as “white” users, according to the conference abstract.

Aftermath and Ongoing Investigation

The nonprofit group DDoSecrets, which archives leaked data for public interest, announced it has received files and user information from the three sites. This release, dubbed “WhiteLeaks,” is not publicly available; instead, journalists and researchers can request access to the full 100GB dataset. See their announcement here.

The administrator of the affected websites did not respond to TechCrunch’s requests for comment, which were sent to addresses shown during the conference and listed in public domain records.

Root, Hoffmann, and Fuchs claim to have identified the administrator as a German woman, though TechCrunch has not independently verified this information.“

https://www.bitget.com/news/detail/12560605131062

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