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Modern thinker and Canadian immigrant, Gavin McInnes, rammed a dildo up his ass while using Anthony Cumia's studio.  Nevar 4git!  The libs were pwn3d that day.  Gore Vidal and William F. Buckley never thought of that.    

53 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

Bannon promoted this event.  Did he even bother to show up and be fat there?  If not, why?  Was he obligated to be fat somewhere else?

6 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Bannon promoted this event.  Did he even bother to show up and be fat there?  If not, why?  Was he obligated to be fat somewhere else?

he was probably getting his sores lanced and was too busy trying to figure out how to take down House Atreides

A current member of Congress attended this event.  Paul Gosar has attended it in the past.

 

Behold the Pussy Drying Boys:

 

anyone else a little fuzzy on the whole white nationalist with a last name of... *double checks*... Fuentes thing?

5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

anyone else a little fuzzy on the whole white nationalist with a last name of... *double checks*... Fuentes thing?

Maybe there is a little Spain vs Mexico white nationalist thing going on?

 

Did I hear him say Dallas, though? Mainstream Nazi Tour needs some KPop attention.

 

6 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

anyone else a little fuzzy on the whole white nationalist with a last name of... *double checks*... Fuentes thing?

The most offensive thing in that video are those sunglasses.  

These:

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For some reason these are a huge draw for the most obnoxious assholes on YouTube and across the internet.  These things have a gravitational pull for assholes.  They flock to these glasses, regardless of ideology.  Every loud, obnoxious internet guy has these.  It's weird. 

No incels in this crowd at all!

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Nope, definitely not.

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They trying to capture the tween market, or is Gaetz using them as bait to bring in the (young) ladies?

4 hours ago, Chooky said:

Behold the Pussy Drying Boys:

 

That nasally voice and overacting. This prick is the love child of Crispin Glover and Christian Slater playing an 80s movie villain.

This hat...who do you suppose is the target market?  

Oh, the comments are good.

 

 

 

Could those be any uglier? 

16 minutes ago, YChang said:

Could those be any uglier? 

Aggie logo?  

13 hours ago, YChang said:

Could those be any uglier? 

They could have made "FERNANDEZ" in big Old English letters?

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

They could have made "FERNANDEZ" in big Old English letters?

Yeah but at least the dudes driving those trucks have some chola pussy waiting for ‘em at the end of a long day. 

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

They could have made "FERNANDEZ" in big Old English letters?

*FERNADEZ 

57 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said:

*FERNADEZ 

[quality control] eh.....that's messican enough to give us our "see, we're not racist!" excuse.  Send it out. [/quality control]

20 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Someone explain this to me.  Fetterman also sent it out in a campaign email.  Is he saying he won't debate his opponent?  I get that Dr Oz is a clown, but shouldn't he debate him?  What am I missing?

17 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

No incels in this crowd at all!

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Nope, definitely not.

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dude not cool to doxx sack's kid

What has certainly become abundantly clear over the last 5 years, is that for the GOP racism no longer has to be something whispered about.  

Still my old saying remains and will always remain true. "Not all Republicans are racists, but nearly all racists, are Republican."

 

Someone explain this to me.  Fetterman also sent it out in a campaign email.  Is he saying he won't debate his opponent?  I get that Dr Oz is a clown, but shouldn't he debate him?  What am I missing?

The primary is May 17.
20 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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If we are to go with this insane analogy, dotard is Courtney Love, you know, the one who actually killed it.

I'm assuming most of those dumbass truckers made the cross-country trip w/ no payloads or cargo.  So, how much money in diesel did they piss away to get ignored by 90% of the country?

11 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'm assuming most of those dumbass truckers made the cross-country trip w/ no payloads or cargo.  So, how much money in diesel did they piss away to get ignored by 90% of the country?

Well... Republicans have shown themselves to be easily swayed, principless, and horrific at even simply finance.

1 minute ago, horn4life said:

Well... Republicans have shown themselves to be easily swayed, principless, and horrific at even simply finance.

Well we know from our own little community here, they love to beg for money on the internets, as a financial strategy. 

On 3/2/2022 at 8:55 AM, Biff Tannen said:

Someone explain this to me.  Fetterman also sent it out in a campaign email.  Is he saying he won't debate his opponent?  I get that Dr Oz is a clown, but shouldn't he debate him?  What am I missing?

Pretty sure the daytime TV doctor is polling like third amongst GOP candidates.

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Given a choice between spending my life with a "full, manmade, female working robot" and her.......I can see why she feels threatened.

8 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'm assuming most of those dumbass truckers made the cross-country trip w/ no payloads or cargo.  So, how much money in diesel did they piss away to get ignored by 90% of the country?

Wtf are they even protesting?? 

7 minutes ago, Caponata said:

Wtf are they even protesting?? 

The oppression wrought by the letters I and Q.

alright lets get this page back on track. all 8 of salma hayeks boobs make for good viewing

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

So wait, I think she's saying she's against Real Dolls.  Seems like a weird thing to protest, but ok.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

So wait, I think she's saying she's against Real Dolls.  Seems like a weird thing to protest, but ok.

maybe it's this thing. but for reals, I'm sticking my dick in a machine well before I would ever let her near it
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22 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I mean....it's good to see that she's not spending all her time in the Pit of Despair....

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