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She looks pretty in the actual photo (the one with the black jacket on).  Her campaign yardsign photo however...she looks like Marjorie Taylor Green's retarded gay niece who went to Brown.  

3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Looks like the "pray the gay away" technique failed miserably. 

I'm pretty sure the gay community wants nothing to do with those two.

13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I worked at a major (at the time) computer retailer over 20 years ago, in the tech services department

We were not supposed to fuck around and look through files or anything unless it was a software problem that we were working with the customer on, but if we saw shit that was clearly illegal, you stop working on the computer, call the local cops, you document everybody who worked on the computer and what they did and when they did it,  and do nothing else. Maintain the "chain of custody" at all times.

 Even with that, anybody that got in trouble this way, their lawyers would try and introduce all kinds of doubt as to whether the techs put shit on the computer, etc. because they didn't like the guy, etc., and basically try and show that the computer was out of their client's hands and any number of things could have been illegally done with it.

 

CompUSA, lol?

6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm pretty sure the gay community wants nothing to do with those two.

To be fair, no worthy community does. 

There are a lot of really stupid people in America.  More at 11.

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Fratty white dudes like Charlie need to step away from TwitterMeme speak.

23 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Should I buy a 386 or upgrade to the 486?

Okay; so we’re back to supporting China again?  What the fuck with these people?   I can almost live with the 2000-year-old bigotry an ignorance , But the fucking constant changing of the Geo political stance is super fucking annoying

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On 3/14/2022 at 9:22 AM, HenryJames said:

 

 

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homestly expected her to be with a tatted up guido from Bensonhoist.

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"White, Blue and Red".  What a cuck.

 

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

CBs are still a thing? I had no idea.

10-4 good buddy. 

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Look, Donkey Kong Doug and I decided that this is the way he was gonna pay off the bet he lost to me, so this is between him and me.  Got it?

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

this is how you lean into it, folks.

The last two pages (well all of them, but especially the last two) are just complete batshit insanity.  These are the dumbest and sickest people in our society.  What the fuck is happening.

This isn’t the first time the guy has done that. He dressed up last year doing the same thing but in med scrubs

If any of you surly folks are in the DFW metroplex and are single and needing to get laid.  There seems to be no shortage of batshit crazy folks you can easily talk into the nastiest shit you can think of.  But practice safe sex.  And also, don't give them your real name.  Or your address.  Or your organs.  Or your phone number.  Or your DNA.  Otherwise, happy hunting!

12 minutes ago, Lobo said:

If any of you surly folks are in the DFW metroplex and are single and needing to get laid.  There seems to be no shortage of batshit crazy folks you can easily talk into the nastiest shit you can think of.  But practice safe sex.  And also, don't give them your real name.  Or your address.  Or your organs.  Or your phone number.  Or your DNA.  Otherwise, happy hunting!

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That guy from Plano was on an ABC reality show, “Glass House” about 10-12 years ago.

Donald Trump is easily the worst villain in reality tv history. 

 

For a minute I thought Elizabeth Cook was doing a bit.
On 3/16/2022 at 3:19 PM, Gil Bang said:

 

If you'd told me people were saying this shit I wouldn't have believed you.  But there it is. torbushwow.jpg

9 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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I love it when Dollar General Hercules thinks he's being clever.

On 3/15/2022 at 8:52 AM, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Geez... Bruce Arians is a fucking nutjob. Too much time spent around Brady, imo

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