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18 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I feel like throwing a controller through a wall/window.

 

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aww skeet skeet motherfucker!

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OK y'all...who's on the bill for this show?  Besides Kid Rock and Nugent. 

 

42 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

OK y'all...who's on the bill for this show?  Besides Kid Rock and Nugent. 

 

Staind.  Toby Keith.  Chachi can still sing, right?

18 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Staind.  Toby Keith.  Chachi can still sing, right?

He's no Potsy. 

12 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Pack your shit, Joe.

Well, it was good while it lasted.

Reminds me of the scene in "Saving Private Ryan" where the Kraut loudspeaker was hollering "The Statue of Liberty ist kaput!" and the Captain says, "That's disconcerting."

And go back to where you came from!!

2 minutes ago, Matuka said:

And go back to where you came from!!

nm

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

The American "right" has become nothing more than a shitty cartoon.

Hunter's dong pics, coming to a rally near you.

 

 

 

tax churches. limit campaigning the last 2-3 months before the election. this year-round bullshit has to stop

That.

Is.

Perfect.

 

EDIT:  dammit, HPD.  By 2 seconds.

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14 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

SMH @ Wypipo.

 


Yet another example of Idiocracy in reality. Fucking Mike Judge nailed it.

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

 

 

That is pretty fucked up.

 

2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

 

 

I think JD Vance has been a regular viewer of his at some point. That’d be unsurprising considering Vance is a fascist.

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

lulz Texags. A bunch of Animal Science graduates passing off their insanity as rational thought.

Not to get off topic but a lot of those aggy degrees should be reclassified as vocational associates degrees. That shit isn't higher learning and isn't much different than an associates in automotive maintenance.

 

"but why isn’t this a legitimate news story?"

Because.....it's not a legitimate news story?  I mean, Dinesh's "documentary" is about as fact-based as

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So....way to answer your question just by asking it, Dinesh.

 

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Republicans say they represent “the party of family values.” But one of their candidates who won a primary election this week is also in jail for allegedly killing his cancer-stricken wife after she threatened to divorce him for cheating on her.

40-year-old Andrew Wilhoite was one of three Republican candidates vying for a seat on the Clinton township board in Boone County, Indiana.

Wilhoite was arrested in late March in connection to the murder of his now-deceased 41-year-old wife Elizabeth “Nikki” Wilhoite. According to the IndyStar, he admitted to striking her in the head with a gallon-sized concrete flower pot, knocking her unconscious.

After, police say, he allegedly placed her body in a vehicle, drove to a creek miles away and then dumped her body from a bridge into a shallow body of water where police later found her.

Days before her murder, she had filed to divorce her husband. They had been married for 12 years and had three children together before he allegedly had an extramarital affair. At the time of the alleged affair and murder, she was undergoing chemotherapy for breast cancer.

He allegedly lied to investigators — stating that his wife had left for work the morning after he had allegedly murdered her. Under further police questioning, he then requested a lawyer and later admitted that he had killed her.

Andrew Wilhoite is now being held on murder charges in the Boone county jail without bond. His jury trial is set for August 29. If he’s convicted before the November 8 general election, his name will be removed from the ballot.

If he’s not convicted, he’ll automatically be placed on the township board since no Democrats are running for any of the board’s seats

50 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

I ordered a new fridge/freezer last night.  It's getting delivered tomorrow.  Thanks, Biden?

I mean, how do these people expect to be taken seriously by anyone but the dumbest among us when they are just so outlandishly lying about what's going on out here in reality?

9 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I mean, how do these people expect to be taken seriously by anyone but the dumbest among us when they are just so outlandishly lying about what's going on out here in reality?

Your question answered itself.  "The dumbest among us" is the dominant, decisive voting bloc in this country.  Capture the "absolute drooling gullible moron" vote, and you win 99% of elections, easily.  The GQP figured it out, and it playing that game to perfection.

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Your question answered itself.  "The dumbest among us" is the dominant, decisive voting bloc in this country.  Capture the "absolute drooling gullible moron" vote, and you win 99% of elections, easily.  The GQP figured it out, and it playing that game to perfection.

no it's fucking not, or we'd have the orange dildo as president still. your histrionics and hyperbole need to be reined in a bit, homey

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17 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

no it's fucking not, or we'd have the orange dildo as president still. your histrionics and hyperbole need to be reined in a bit, homey

But only a bit.  The election was closer than any of us should be comfortable with.  In many states, appealing to the moron class is a 100% winner, AND, with the way the Senate works, it means that the GQP will forever have a stranglehold on at least stopping legislation out of Congress and controlling judicial nominations.  The moron bloc is the most important, consistent voting bloc in the country.  Appealing to them is the winning-est strategy the GQP can have.

I ordered a new fridge/freezer last night.  It's getting delivered tomorrow.  Thanks, Biden?
In the past 6 months we've replaced the hot water heater, ac unit, refrigerator, oven, and put in new floors. The longest we waited for any of those items was 10 days. I guess I'm just lucky.
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Lol the common iconography/memes between this cringelord and the DT musk/twitter thread is *chef's kiss*

15 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Your question answered itself.  "The dumbest among us" is the dominant, decisive voting bloc in this country.  Capture the "absolute drooling gullible moron" vote, and you win 99% of elections, easily.  The GQP figured it out, and it playing that game to perfection.

It’s why they’re the enemies of our educational system. They benefit by people being dumb. 

15 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

no it's fucking not, or we'd have the orange dildo as president still. your histrionics and hyperbole need to be reined in a bit, homey

It’s not a coincidence that uneducated white males are the majority of Trump’s base. And because of the Electoral College, Republicans don’t need a majority to win elections. The power of stupid is strong and just because it gets defeated once or twice doesn’t mean we should let down our guard. 

On 5/9/2022 at 6:11 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Is that cowboy boots ou fan's son?

Always wondered what happened to Ricky

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