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15 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

Possibly the most important recruiting battle of the year for aggy. Cant have this patriot end up at Liberty. Fire up the NIL cannons. 

14 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

No idea what this crazy bitch is talking about, but I did watch until the end hoping that titty was going to pop out

 

 

thanks for taking one for the team and saving us all time

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Possibly the most important recruiting battle of the year for aggy. Cant have this patriot end up at Liberty. Fire up the NIL cannons. 

You know, I’d actually love to see how his admission would impact athletic recruiting. 

Gotta pass your classes first, Kyle. Ones where the credits will transfer. And the end of your high school career was robbed from you? You poor little victim snowflake. Maybe your own poor decisions had something to do with that. I know some people in Wisconsin who had more than that robbed from them you scurvy little guttersnipe. 

Kyle is pretty much a shoe-in for eventually being a GQP senator or even POTUS one day -- he can't help but lie, even about little shit that doesn't even fucking matter.  It's not what they do, it's what they ARE.

I laugh every time I read "Blinndergarden".

 

 

2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Blinndergarden it is.

 

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

WTF is "Blinn College District"?

I believe it has to do with tuition fees. Being in-district would be a different rate vs. out of district. Since Blinn is in Washington County, if KR lives in College Station or Bryan, then his fees will probably be higher. I think their satellite campuses work that way, but don't quote me on that.

 

20 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

No idea what this crazy bitch is talking about, but I did watch until the end hoping that titty was going to pop out

 

 

Oh, the humanity!

48 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Blinn, imo.

20 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

but I did watch until the end hoping that titty was going to pop out

Thanks for taking one for the team.

3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Blinndergarden it is.

 

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I watched a clip of Rittenhouse on Charlie Kirk's "I Promise I'm Not Into Buttfucking Podcast," or whatever it's called, because my wrap your balls tightly in barbed wire appointment fell through. 

Rittenhouse kept talking about how he had the best food at "Dixie's Chicken." Not the Dixie Chicken. He said "Dixie's Chicken" like three times. Then Kirk suggested he become a yell leader but Kyle had no idea what that even was. The entire conversation was one of the most aggie things I've ever seen and it was between two people who aren't even aggies. And Kyle is a noticeable dumb guy. His current celebrity of being the "pew pew you're dead" hero of the hate movement will eventually be overwhelmed by all the dumb shit he says. He'll morph into another bad political take machine. He's not at a "licking the windows" level of dumb, but he's dumb enough for me to realize that there's basically no way he doesn't end up being a member of the US Senate. The future will have a congressional think tank headed by Herschel Walker and Kyle Rittenhouse where the shapes of different foods are discussed and how rain happens because God is crying. 

Apparently not familiar with the world-renowned Aggy Network?

 

If Kyle thinks the reason potential employers won't hire him is because of negative media, as opposed to seeing him going vigilante at a protest, or crying like a child in court, then he's roughly as out of touch as I have suspected all along.

5 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Randall's will hire you.

Hiring somebody who, as a 17 year-old, took a rifle to a large protest where there was potential for violence (and said 17 year-old with the rifle contributed to that atmosphere/potential), is not going to be high on the list of potential candidates for a lot of stores that service the public, because it's bad PR and it shows some really piss-poor judgement.  Plus he went around bragging about choosing Aggy as his school, without even finishing high school and/or applying.

Which means he's telling everybody that Randalls has already hired him.

Apparently not familiar with the world-renowned Aggy Network?
 
Kid crys because he will never live a normal life; spends every chance he gets on national media spreading his bullshit and trying to be famous instead of just living a normal life. perfect aggie
2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

where is this?

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50 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Thats actually genius. Once the video makes its rounds, the GQP homeowners will offer to pay him 50% more for being such a patriot. 

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Is that even a thing?  Is there actually any correlation between people driving BMWs and being liberal?  First time I'm hearing this.

Prius? Sure.  Tesla? Likely.  But BMW??

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13 hours ago, Pancho said:

 



This dude is a real winner. Driving while smoking weed.  Really an all-timer when it comes to diatribes.

 

 

 

13 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Regardless of discount, if you're paying this moron to roof your house, you're overpaying by whatever amount you're paying him. 

Wow, Josh Biggers of Biggers Roofing ---- the best damn roofing in Niagara, I guess ----- smokes dope in his company truck while spewing like a meth-addled sailor. Meanwhile, he's got three little girls that he Instagrams about.  Don't you know they're going to proud of him when they grow up?

 

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On 6/6/2022 at 9:06 PM, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Randall's will hire you.

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14 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

This guy is obviously a bit off, but so is a good portion of the country, thanks to social media. The name of the game is just to be talked about. Take any controversial position, make outlandish social media posts (this guy has a ton), and know that 50% of the country will hate you, and 50% will praise you. Whats most important is your 15 minutes of fame online. Its a bizarre time we live in.

 

My children are pretty scornful of the 'influencer'/attention type behaviors on social media. Thus far they seem to see it as arrested development.

 

 

 

That looked like local police, but if it had been Beijing or Moscow they would have ran her ass over, because FAFO.

I hope the Black players on his team wrap his face in an American flag, put him in a burlap sack and have a little “dust up”.

I’d like to believe those are cosplayers pretending to be conspiracy nuts, I’d give them props for that.

But Qanon is that fucking nuts.

Like JFK would go near Dallas again if he had survived.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

I’d like to believe those are cosplayers pretending to be conspiracy nuts, I’d give them props for that.

But Qanon is that fucking nuts.

Like JFK would go near Dallas again if he had survived.

Maybe he heard that the Kennedy Memorial Plaza was pretty cool?

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Like JFK would go near Dallas again if he had survived.

You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
 

Bill Hicks. 

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