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#605

Tampa is Florida concentrate.  One ounce of Tampa to five gallons of Florida is still a potent mix of Florida.  It's like a butthole inside another butthole.

#606
31 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Tampa is Florida concentrate.  One ounce of Tampa to five gallons of Florida is still a potent mix of Florida.  It's like a butthole inside another butthole.

Maybe that's why they have all the strippers.  

#607

I’m coming up on my one year anniversary of moving to Florida.

Yeah, it’s all true.

#608
Tampa is Florida concentrate.  One ounce of Tampa to five gallons of Florida is still a potent mix of Florida.  It's like a butthole inside another butthole.


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#617

 

“The KKK is a terrorist organization, and even dropping off these materials itself is terrifying, especially when you find something like this in your driveway in the morning,” said Ron Klopfanstein, a teacher, journalist and president of the local historical society. 

“They come between 4 and 6 in the morning so the candy bars and packets are at the end of the driveway when kids are getting on the school bus. The community they hit was a mobile home park so there were a lot of kids in the area, and they hit on some of the side roads, too.” 

#622
What’s with the red X in all the twitter handles of those on the right? 


They are outing themselves as idiots. It’s the internet equivalent of a white hood or a swastika emblazoned arm band.

#625
 

I really should say that violence is wrong.

I should.

But I could watch fucking Nazis get punched in the face all damned day.
#634

I don't know how you fight against the willfully incompetent. When someone figures that out let me know and I'll join the fight.  Using reason and logic didn't work.  Pointing and laughing didn't work.  Ignoring didn't work.  What's next?

#635
7 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I don't know how you fight against the willfully incompetent. When someone figures that out let me know and I'll join the fight.  Using reason and logic didn't work.  Pointing and laughing didn't work.  Ignoring didn't work.  What's next?

This regime has already told us it is fine with us using Wal-Mart jails.  I'm not saying....I'm just saying....

#638
12 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Name a woman with the smallest boobs: Sofia Vergara.

Name an under appreciated meal: steak and a baked potato.

Name an underrated baseball team: the Astros.

Name the most sane, stable president: Trump.

 

Shit, I think I'm starting to understand Ben Shapiro.

#641
1 hour ago, Lurch said:

 

 
Tony Posnanski
 
DAMN RIGHT MILLIE YOU NO HOW TO OWN THOSE LIBRALS THEY ARE SO DUM FACEBOOK IS PUBLIC BECAUSE I OPEN MY PHONE AND ITS THERE IN PUBLIC AND NOW IMMA TAKE SOME SELFIES WITH GUNS IN MY PANTS AND TAKE A COUPLE OF TOOTS OF COCAINE OFF THE STREET WITH A STRAW TO OWN THOSE PESKY LIBS!
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