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On 7/31/2022 at 12:57 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Please let that be some Democrat just grifting the MAGAts.

It’s packed every time I drive by. Whoever it is, they are making out like bandits. 

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Republican group run by men with the mindset of teenaged boys, news at 11!

Jesus.  I mean, that's not the sort of thing any normal person would think OK in the manufacturing world.

I do.  Point and laugh and throw rocks at them.

I think I might go to a Cracker Barrel and order 2 plates of fake sausage just to trigger some morons.

3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I think I might go to a Cracker Barrel and order 2 plates of fake sausage just to trigger some morons.

Just make sure to order it really loudly and say "I want that impossible sausage in my mouth" while making bj motions. 

And have someone film it for us.  

8 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

To be fair, that sadly kind of applies to other groups as well. That said, still hella stupid no matter who is doing it 

47 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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The best part is I had to click the "view potentially sensitive content" part first and the still with the oversized hat was NOT was I was expecting.

41 minutes ago, achooloco said:

To be fair, that sadly kind of applies to other groups as well. That said, still hella stupid no matter who is doing it 

Anyone with "hella" in their lexicon has no right to call anyone stupid.

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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Man, I’m in the wrong line of work. Grifting Trumpers probably pays much better.
I suspect war is in two weeks.

Pretty reckless to start a war the same week Trump introduces his heath care plan
5 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Man, I’m in the wrong line of work. Grifting Trumpers probably pays much better.

It’s also easy.  Shitty slogans on Chinese-made hats and tshirts. 

Republicans grifting Republicans is too lucrative and easy for the rest of us to ignore.

Sounds like a great opportunity for legions of (not) right-wing women to join for free and fuck up their little dating pool.

We can only benefit if the Charlie Kirk incels can get some ass.

As a resident of Fountain Hills I am gruntled by this. But also surprised.

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Pretty reckless to start a war the same week Trump introduces his heath care plan


And at the same time Mike Lindell introduced his evidence that will get Trump automatically installed in the White House while Biden is led away in chains. That’s just bad planning.


 


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4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

VOTER FRAUD

Oh he’s “investigating” I’m sure

Anyone with "hella" in their lexicon has no right to call anyone stupid.
Some of my more religious family members in the Bay Area, use "hecka" if you really want a dose of cringe.

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Phase 2 sounds scary, what, is he gonna have Dogbert and Pointy-Haired Boss foment insurrection in tomorrow's strip?

They will keep threatening civil war until it happens again. All because they aren't allowed to break the laws with impunity. Just like the first civil war. 

Jordan Klepper is great.  I laughed through this whole thing. 
 

Side note: it is amazing the state of political comedy right now isn’t better.   So much ammo to work with.  Guys like this used to be a dime a dozen on John Stewart’s show.  

 

 

19 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

We need some Surly ladies to join for the hilarious screenshots of incels shooting their shots. 

Grab yourself a drink, make yourself comfortable, and read this thread.

 

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Grab yourself a drink, make yourself comfortable, and read this thread.

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4 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Grab yourself a drink, make yourself comfortable, and read this thread.

 

That's. Uh. That's parody, right?

39 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

That's. Uh. That's parody, right?

It’s art.

I love that a bunch of Trumpkins may see that and start forwarding it to their friends screeching about how it’s the truth and confirms what they always thought, and then later they actually read it and get down to the bitcoin part and are dumbfounded. And their friends are like “what the fuck did you just send us, did bitcoin infect my phone now?”

Honestly cannot tell if these are real, my guess is they are

 

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Stormy might have something to say about this.

 

26 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Honestly cannot tell if these are real, my guess is they are

 

Corn II: Electric Boogaloo

2 hours ago, bolverk said:

Stormy might have something to say about this.

 

She’s a Latto fan, obviously. Just keeping things relevant for todays hip young conservatives.

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