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1 hour ago, Gengs1 said:

They don’t want to get sued…

My first thought was a little libel.

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

It's pretty fucking bad for your book publisher to order an immediate recall of your "work", but no reason is given for doing so:

 

 

EDIT:  And it's especially bad when this is your publisher:

 

 

 

 

 

That’s what you do to help sales. Guessing it is still available for sale everywhere but also sold out. 

10 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

HAHA.  Look at these cunts.  The only thing missing is a dork screaming "lightning bolt, lightning bolt".

 

https://twitter.com/telltaleatheist/status/1563186437289553920

 

I'm no soldier but that sure as hell doesn't look like combat training.  Training for a protective shield along a parade route?  Maybe...?

And wtf is up w/ the shove to shuffle shit?  Looks like some regarded Roman phalanx.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

My first thought was a little libel.

I know a little libel.  He's sitting right over there.  Hello Francis.  He's  just the VORST!  

If there's a fellow law person on here that doesn't get it, eat a bag o' shit.  

Also, I must say...this site has become so precariously delightful in my absence.  You go girls! 

 

On 8/23/2022 at 12:42 PM, Pancho said:

Heidi Klum Wow GIF by Lifetime

Ugh, I live close enough I see that place a few times a year.

I haven't lived here long enough to know the whole story, but the owner is a shameless but sometimes creative promoter - apparently owned a racetrack and was known for crazy promotions.  And of course his name is Whitey.

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Yeah, sure they did dude. Did they also have tears in their eyes?

 

 

 

 

 

I hope this person has not reproduced.

 

 

I sweartogod, twitter is rapidly approaching facebook levels of absurdity and irrelevance.

 

isn't he the guy that would get blasted on then post on here?

 

/really narrows it down

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Wtf is Rumble?

It’s Bumble for Stupidity 

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Nobody is more biblical than the "paint his wife white" guy

HAHA.  Look at these cunts.  The only thing missing is a dork screaming "lightning bolt, lightning bolt".
 
https://twitter.com/telltaleatheist/status/1563186437289553920
 

Huh. I thought it was a new music video for everyone’s favorite weird 80s band “Wall of Incels.”

Seriously, there’s not one person in that group who gets laid regularly. Not a single one.

This could've gone in a few threads but I think this is best:

 

 

17 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Clear sign how these maga pussies melt at the first sign of any trouble they aren't causing themselves.

"Everyone Has a Plan Until They Get Punched in the Mouth" - Sir Michael Gerard Tyson

Here they are training how to......

The second clip needs sound...and you need to press view... oh yea you do

 

 

Edited by MissingInAction

I'm so glad to see this trend develop.  Call a fascist a fascist. It's taken too long for this to happen. There's no middle ground with Nazis. That needs to be made clear.

Choose your side. Flip the coin and kick the ball off. 

5 hours ago, elfenix said:

 

 

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

The Washington Examiner link as proof was a very nice touch!

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

lol holy shit at Miller.  Really dude?  That's full on George Costanza.  I...WAS bald!

7 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

These incels would get absolutely destroyed by a half-dozen Society for Creative Anachronism nerds, plus their big cat-lady girlfriends wearing circus-tent Elizabethan garb.

Every noob with a shield has a plan until they get hit on the back of the leg with a wrap-shot.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Seems like a lot of us don’t care about his career

31 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Seems like a lot of us don’t care about his career

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

lol holy shit at Miller.  Really dude?  That's full on George Costanza.  I...WAS bald!

nah man, it's added on. that's what that guy does. creates real-looking fakes to make fun of these fucks

On 8/29/2022 at 8:50 PM, Gil Bang said:

HAHA.  Look at these cunts.  The only thing missing is a dork screaming "lightning bolt, lightning bolt".

 

https://twitter.com/telltaleatheist/status/1563186437289553920

 

You know the difference between Muslim extremists and these guys?

Muslim extremists expect to receive 72 virgins for committing acts of violence

These guys ARE 72 virgins committing acts of violence.  

11 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

nah man, it's added on. that's what that guy does. creates real-looking fakes to make fun of these fucks

Oh, well that's not as fun.  Sorry, I don't actually watch the clips that people post of these morons.  It's bad enough seeing their faces.  I'm sure as shit not going to listen to their drivel.

17 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Hello, this is Pico. He wants me to get a hair on top of my head because he does not like the ones I have now. I tape this hair to the back of my neck or how does it go? 

10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh, well that's not as fun.  Sorry, I don't actually watch the clips that people post of these morons.  It's bad enough seeing their faces.  I'm sure as shit not going to listen to their drivel.

No shit. Half a second of any "news" channel feels like a hot pocker in my brain.

That's why I get all my life affirming data from surly.

#muledick

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