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10 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Look at these fags.....

 

 

Illinois nazis are even worse.

Cheese n' Christ, isn't the point of having a drum corps to keep everyone in step?  

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Look at these fags.....
 
 

Can we not use a homophobic slur in relation to actual Nazis?

Calling them what they are will suffice.
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

He'll take some government involvement once he strains his back doing some manly chopping and can't work and gets to deal with medical billing gone wild.

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Pretty sure this vid is the first result that pops up if you search “repressed man who cries to himself while he masturbates to gay porn.”
Do you know what actual straight, masculine, and confident men never have to do? Make videos and shit bragging about how straight, masculine, and confident they are.
6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Pretty sure this vid is the first result that pops up if you search “repressed man who cries to himself while he masturbates to gay porn.”
Do you know what actual straight, masculine, and confident men never have to do? Make videos and shit bragging about how straight, masculine, and confident they are.

...and since "it's " undefeated, we are not really even all that confident, to tell you the truth.

Seems a little winded after swinging an axe . . . once.

 

 

8 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

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"good people on both sides"

He raises a good point. Just because you’re pleasant and polite doesn’t mean you’re not evil.

That’s why fascism is so difficult to fight. The great bulk of fascists are regular people who smile at neighbors and go to church and help run the school bake sale, all of which they view as more indicative of their moral nature than their voting record or the things they wish on abstract Others in hushed tones when among similarly-polite fascist pillars of the community. “I’m a good person and a patriot,” they tell themselves as they vote for and cut checks to the campaigns of demagogues. And they actually believe it.

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He raises a good point. Just because you’re pleasant and polite doesn’t mean you’re not evil.
That’s why fascism is so difficult to fight. The great bulk of fascists are regular people who smile at neighbors and go to church and help run the school bake sale, all of which they view as more indicative of their moral nature than their voting record or the things they wish on abstract Others in hushed tones when among similarly-polite fascist pillars of the community. “I’m a good person and a patriot,” they tell themselves as they vote for and cut checks to the campaigns of demagogues. And they actually believe it.

That’s not the point he’s trying to make - he’s actually spouting this as a defense, ignoring the Jupiter-sized truth that without “nice” enablers, most every system of evil would have died on the vine.
People like him - not people like Hitler - are why naziism was able to slaughter millions. The blood is on HIS hands.

she actually looks less like AOC and more like a Boebert given a ton of coke by Don, Jr. and looking shocked as her husband whips his dick out again, this time not at a  bowling but rather at a Top Golf...where at least the women are of age.

13 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

she actually looks less like AOC and more like a Boebert given a ton of coke by Don, Jr. and looking shocked as her husband whips his dick out again, this time not at a  bowling but rather at a Top Golf...where at least the women are of age.

I....yeah.

48 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


That’s not the point he’s trying to make - he’s actually spouting this as a defense, ignoring the Jupiter-sized truth that without “nice” enablers, most every system of evil would have died on the vine.

I didn’t say he was trying to make that point. Just that he was making it. Which he was, inadvertently. 

8 hours ago, YGIFS said:

she actually looks less like AOC and more like a Boebert given a ton of coke by Don, Jr. and looking shocked as her husband whips his dick out again, this time not at a  bowling but rather at a Top Golf...where at least the women are of age.

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I wasn’t The Pillow Guy so I didn’t do anything.

wonder how much of a cut Rudolph gets?

28 minutes ago, Matuka said:

wonder how much of a cut Rudolph gets?

Cut...'Bout fiddy short of fo' seasons.  

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm half ashamed I did it, but it took 5 seconds to google "deep ocean black", and the first article was about 16 fish species that live deep in the ocean and are "ultra black" to evade predators:

Elusive, Ultra-Black Fish Are Cloaked to Survive in the Deep Ocean

 

You know what would be a really great idea that follows the mantra of the 'do your own research' crowd would be if this host were to say, meet a Great White fish in the ocean. It would be quite filling fulfilling and from a scientific perspective make a lot of sense. To me at least. Kind of scratch two things off that guy's bucket list for sure.

15 hours ago, Matuka said:

wonder how much of a cut Rudolph gets?

1% of $0 is... help me out here...

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3 hours ago, chainsaw said:

 

Oh look, much ado about nothing.  I'm sure Scott will post a clarification tweet.

 

Gatehouse Media is considering cutting the cartoon as well.  Not because of Liberal Cancel Culture or politics or even to save space. 

Apparently, during Covid and the enduring work-from-home culture, office-based cartoons aren't as funny.  I mean, we all came up with Dilbert and his fax machines, 2-ton mainframes, and power points.  Nobody relates to that shit anymore.  It was funny for a time, but turns out the author is an asshole and we've just moved on like we did from Garfield, Family Circus, and dozens before.  Only things that last forever are Far Side, Calvin & Hobbes, & Life in Hell.  

Man, conservatives have the worst luck.

Dilbert was getting dragged for admitting that he hates dogs.

9 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Dilbert was getting dragged for admitting that he hates dogs.

Never trust a person who hates dogs, that hasn’t proved me wrong yet 

Never trust a person who hates dogs, that hasn’t proved me wrong yet 

Never trust a President who doesn’t have a dog.
42 minutes ago, TexPx said:


Never trust a President who doesn’t have a dog.

What would Donald Trump's pet look like if he owned one? - Quora

Did someone say "mockery?"  The best part is who is doing the mocking.

 

 

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