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55 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Fitter

Happier

More Productive...

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get it right dammit

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BREAST MILK ICE CREAM??????

Now we don’t just have to use our bodies to make, birth and feed babies now we are expected to make our shitball husband delicious snacks with our bodies too???

GOD - I am SO glad I’m old and done with birthing and raising kids and done with husbands.

These assholes can FUCKKKKKK OFFFFFFFF.

41 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

BREAST MILK ICE CREAM??????

Now we don’t just have to use our bodies to make, birth and feed babies now we are expected to make our shitball husband delicious snacks with our bodies too???

GOD - I am SO glad I’m old and done with birthing and raising kids and done with husbands.

These assholes can FUCKKKKKK OFFFFFFFF.

will you make me some anyway?

Man, if y'all could figure out a way to dispense beer, I'd be in rehab next week.

13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Man, if y'all could figure out a way to dispense beer, I'd be in rehab next week.

I'd be dead by tomorrow

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1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

BREAST MILK ICE CREAM??????

Now we don’t just have to use our bodies to make, birth and feed babies now we are expected to make our shitball husband delicious snacks with our bodies too???

GOD - I am SO glad I’m old and done with birthing and raising kids and done with husbands.

These assholes can FUCKKKKKK OFFFFFFFF.

I have a feeling your ice cream would be too salty.

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

BREAST MILK ICE CREAM??????

Now we don’t just have to use our bodies to make, birth and feed babies now we are expected to make our shitball husband delicious snacks with our bodies too???

GOD - I am SO glad I’m old and done with birthing and raising kids and done with husbands.

These assholes can FUCKKKKKK OFFFFFFFF.

 

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

will you make me some anyway?

 

4 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I have a feeling your ice cream would be too salty.

This is the Surly I am here for.  Well-done all the way around.

3 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Polyphonic Spree really needs to get back in the studio.

Understand Captain America GIF

 

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Goddamned cancel culture.

pretty sure I made more than $800 last weekend and I wasn't in a movie. what a dumb broad

On 1/8/2023 at 10:07 PM, HenryJames said:

These trad dudes are so fucking weird.

I've got to say, as my son is now five years old and pretty challenging, one of the things I am most profoundly grateful for is my wife's birth control. 

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

one of the things I am most profoundly grateful for is my wife's birth control. 

So am I.

26 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So am I.

ISWYDT.  Subtle.

43 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So am I.

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23 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Damnit Gina

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On 1/9/2023 at 11:40 AM, Bama Chick said:

BREAST MILK ICE CREAM??????

Now we don’t just have to use our bodies to make, birth and feed babies now we are expected to make our shitball husband delicious snacks with our bodies too???

GOD - I am SO glad I’m old and done with birthing and raising kids and done with husbands.

These assholes can FUCKKKKKK OFFFFFFFF.

Can we at least watch you try?

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5 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

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"We are not the same." Thank jeebus for that

23 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

7 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

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On 1/12/2023 at 7:16 AM, HenryJames said:

Just a normal dude saying normal stuff.

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We're being invaded by woke candy?

18 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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We may have had a hand in having that cancelled.  Not like "woke cancelled", more like "here's your deposit back, don't call us...tell your friends it's over" kinda cancelled.  

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Try this one easy trick to lose your job and be placed on a FBI watch list!

r/byebyejob - An all-caps threat on Twitter to kill a member of Congress and his family. Stay tuned

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Fuck these people. This was in

my neighborhood today. 

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The irony of republicans acting like they care about kids 

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in this context he's advocating bestiality.

That one is a head scratcher.  Vegas books "controversial" events all the time but keeps them low profile for obvious reasons.  They host political and religious shit constantly.  But yeah, not as much high profile shit like Kyle.  Plus, like an on-premise brewery/distillery, it's a bad look for a 21+ casino to have as its feature...a 20-year old.  I mean, they have 19-year old teenie bopper musical acts all the time, but I think it's different for private events/catering.  I dunno.  I'm hoping Venetian read some of the absolutely 100% bullshit legal rumors I made up on social media or the Southern Star online feed and decided it wasn't worth it.  

Has it occurred to Kyle and his followers to just be fucking normal and book this at a regular hotel in DFW, or an indoor water park, or a gun range.  It doesn't have to be held at a massive booze fest.  That's not cancellation, that's just business acumen.  Sure, the older folks would have more fun...but they can still have a beer at the airport sheraton or Grand Kahuna water park or whatever the fuck...some place that isn't 51% alcohol revenue by license.  It's really not that fucking hard.  Fuck, have it at the A&M basketball arena there so goddamned worried abut woke culture.  

Imagine if gun nuts cared as much about real gun laws as they did about my pretend liquor laws?  

Subtle. But it gets the point across.

Just now, tbone_ said:

Subtle. But it gets the point across.

That's a guy who either:

1) hits his wife/girlfriend on the regular

2) cries will guiltily masturbating to gay porn in the dark

OR

3) both 1) and 2)

Also he knows he’s a pussy for not having a dually

41 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

I bet ol’TBoneHusker there’s favorite Huskers were always fullbacks excepting Andra Franklin and Willie Miller

Hey, why no T-Bone?!?!?

39 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Hey, why no T-Bone?!?!?

Because Neil Watkins from accounting is T-Bone!

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