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59 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Limbo’s most Benevolent  and Excellent Brothel and Nail Salon is always looking to higher.

pass that blunt, homey!

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38 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

pass that blunt, homey!

Chose that word deliberately, to reference the myth surrounding the purpose of Limbo- a way station to higher planes, if you will.

But mi charas is su charas.

I never understood that angle.  I always referred to my college professors as "Dr. So-and-So", and none (to my knowledge) held MDs, but rather PhDs.  Has that recently been deemed inappropriate, or is this just uninformed gotcha politics?

40 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

This will have to to do for a parking spot.

 

Oh Megyn.  

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

And people take life advice from this moron.  

29 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Yep. Though not solely Native Americans. My family arrived in 1716. Of course, that doesn’t mean shit, nor impart a plus behind the citizen designation. We are equally citizens with folks who earned it the hard way.

Our girls are daughters of both the American and Texas Revolution, though. (MIL loves genealogy).

Edited to add: John Doyle is an ignorant pos.

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23 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I never understood that angle.  I always referred to my college professors as "Dr. So-and-So", and none (to my knowledge) held MDs, but rather PhDs.  Has that recently been deemed inappropriate, or is this just uninformed gotcha politics?

Just my opinion, but I think it's part of the anti-intellectualism amongst MAGAts.  My father holds a PhD, and I have/had friends who had no issue with calling him Dr. Meister until they went Trumpy.  Suddenly his doctorate was worthless to them, even though many of them were in his classes in college.

4 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

maybe we can get Animal Farm 'more equal' tiers of citizenship.

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12 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Just my opinion, but I think it's part of the anti-intellectualism amongst MAGAts.  My father holds a PhD, and I have/had friends who had no issue with calling him Dr. Meister until they went Trumpy.  Suddenly his doctorate was worthless to them, even though many of them were in his classes in college.

No doubt.  I think it's a little much in an informal, non-academic environment, but I don't think I've ever heard so much pushback JUST because it's a PhD and not an MD.  My Dad was a prof and all his students appropriately called him "Dr. ___", but I don't remember him ever using the title off campus.  That doesn't mean it was worthy of scorn,quite the contrary.  I bailed on my own dissertation, I had just had enough.  I regret it.

7 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

How did he not see this coming right when he wrote those words?  

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

How did he not see this coming right when he wrote those words?  

Mostly, he's not very bright.

43 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

How did he not see this coming right when he wrote those words?  

Because he's so darned stupid!!

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Schwab shouted profanities and insults at officers who defended lawmakers and the building and joined others destroying press equipment outside the Capitol, prosecutors said. Her attorney said in a court filing she’d never been in trouble before, “not even a traffic ticket,” and was deeply remorseful for her actions.

“Now, with the view outside the MAGA bubble, she can see what the rest of us see,” the attorney, Jeffrey Zimmerman, said in a sentencing memo. “It is fair, however, to seek to view things from the perspective of someone who believed the former president and everyone else on MAGA media.”

Zimmerman could not be reached for comment. He wrote that his client understands she is to blame for her predicament.

“Katie Schwab has lost everything she has built, down to her good name,” he said. “She is no longer an up-and-coming star Realtor.”


Rather, she is referred to online as a terrorist, he said.

“Unlike Ryan, she does not get to be a right-wing celebrity or martyr for the MAGA cause, and Schwab does not want to be,” Zimmerman wrote. “She was lied to by the most powerful person on Earth, a man she previously admired, and that makes it even worse for her.”

But Assistant U.S. Attorney Karen Rochlin said Schwab deserved 90 days in jail due to her destructive and provocative behavior. Some of her taunts toward officers included calling them “pathetic pieces of s---” who were “all going to burn in hell,” the prosecutor said.

“Schwab shouted epithets at the officers who were valiantly trying to protect the Capitol and its lawful occupants, calling them ‘traitors’ and thereby possibly inflaming the crowd,” Rochlin wrote in her sentencing memo.

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/2023/01/03/heres-where-the-january-6-cases-stand-against-north-texans/

Jason Whitlock lost weight but remains fat somehow. He was born to be fat. Fat is his essence. He personifies fat.

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Nothing says good old American iron like a BMW

It would be cooler if it looked like it's suggested to me by Elon's minions.

I'm not sure I give a rat's ass about tweets from Notable Douchebags. It's kinda funny but I just don't give a damn about what they have to say 99.5% of the time.

 

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6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

See, Ms S. Carolina wasn't wrong.  US Americans need more maps!  Such as, in the Iraq.

11 hours ago, tbone_ said:

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Nothing says good old American iron like a BMW

To be fair, the X5 is at least made in the US. Unlike probably every one of the electronic devices he uses to search online for pics of Hunter's dong.

 Not sure what thread this guy goes in, but he cracks me up.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 Not sure what thread this guy goes in, but he cracks me up.

He certainly mocks them, so probably here is good.

18 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

Read literally, that sentence is 100% true.

 

the little weasel boy gets it right, for once.

 

 

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So, which is it?

I have MAGA relatives and former co-workers/acquaintances, and while I’ve cut some off on social media, I haven’t cut off most them for various reasons (although some have cut me off).

I’m not watching the Super Bowl because I give no fucks about either team, and pretty much stopped watching the NFL after that piece of shit may-he-rot-in-hell Bud Adams took the Oilers away from Houston.  All the “cool” commercials are already up on YouTube so again, no reason to watch.  Simple reasons not to give a shit.

Checking Facebook, pretty much all of the MAGA types, including many who publicly bitch about and hate Goodell, Kaelernick, now Rihanna, the “woke” NFL, all of those motherfuckers are watching the game.  Maybe a handful are actually fans of one of the teams, but the rest?

For a bunch of people who hate that woke anti-American NFL, they sure can’t stop watching.


 

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So, which is

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So, which is it?

 

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Lighten up dude. 
 

Bridget has had a long day of social media whoring 

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Lol, rest in piss motherfucker. 

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

Lol, rest in piss motherfucker. 

he loved america so much he moved to mexico

Sweet! A Nazi piece of shit is dead! An unAmerican, fentanyl trafficking, racist trash, stain on humanity is no more. He died at his own hand, just like his hero. Long may he rot.

No proof but just a guess this guy belongs in here.

 

So when modern close-range warfare devolves back into a 1980's action movie where all the bad guys stand around you in a circle, wait for you to pull out your next weapon, and then attack you one at a time...this is our guy?  

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57 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

US Navy is woke y'all. Where will it end?

 

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