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They are proud of this stuff.
Like a toddler that managed to get most of his shit into the toilet, that kind of proud.  It's so fucking weird and one of those things I will never understand, other than blaming it on some kind of mental illness.
Remember when people chuckled at conservatives on this board said liberalism was a mental illness? I 'member.
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Remember when liberals were the snowflakes?

10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Remember when liberals were the snowflakes?

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It's crazy how much the Republicans have turned into snowflakes, and not little snowflakes either - whatever they portrayed liberals as, it's nothing compared to how big of a snowflake the Republicans have become, scared of everything they don't like.

I think we need a new term. Snowflakes are unique and beautiful and temporary and tend to cause joy. These people are the exact opposite. They are permanent, not special in any perceivable way, and do not spark any sense of joy. 

Then they're that shit my dad used to make me go outside to scrape off the wheel-wells of our cars in a dark Chicago winter.  Combination of snowflakes, icicles, brake fluid, and general frozen gutter accumulation.  

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Wow, a whole lot of bitching about her maid.  And minorities. 

Yes, her life as a "breeder" is so fucking hard.

 

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

 

That's sexist. A lot of dudes want a guy to beat the shit out of them too.  See Nick Fuentes for just one example.

I think we need a new term. Snowflakes are unique and beautiful and temporary and tend to cause joy. These people are the exact opposite. They are permanent, not special in any perceivable way, and do not spark any sense of joy. 

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Shitflakes

I'd bet a day's pay that Nick Fuentes has never had sex with a woman without (a) paying her or (b) raping her.  I don't buy the self-proclaimed "incel" label.

On 3/20/2023 at 12:08 PM, wildcat09 said:

 

 

 

When I read that Newsweek piece by her explaining the interview, it was obvious she had some mental problems but good Lord.

She does a good Job here... 

 

On 3/21/2023 at 11:43 AM, jimmyjazz said:

I'd bet a day's pay that Nick Fuentes has never had sex with a woman without (a) paying her or (b) raping her.  I don't buy the self-proclaimed "incel" label.

That's kinda what an incel is though?

" 'cause I'm like a rule-breaker, and stuff."  

Wow, what a powerful statement.  That's verbatim out of his mouth.  What a fucking alpha, like for serious.  And stuff.

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On 3/19/2023 at 6:31 PM, Pancho said:

 

My oldest childhood friend went way down the prepper/religious nut/MAGA rabbit hole. In hindsight, he's probably on the spectrum...anywho, he's been prattling on for months about how in demand he's going to be in the future for his "pure" sperm. I'm like "Dude, you're 53, you've worked in a chemical plant your entire adult life, and your primary food group is gravy. I wouldn't plan on any kind of future timeline farther out than 6 months"

57 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I bet he smells like cabbage. 

He looks like a Dick Tracy villain.

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Seriously, he has the head to face ratio of Jack Ma.  Baldness is gonna especially suck for him. 
 

but he had this crazy vision ten years ago.  Get more white conservatives into student government at big colleges.  Have them vote to set restrictive public election policies on campuses to avoid giving democrats reliable bumps from youth voters which could help swing elections.  He was actually pretty smart and humble, if not naive.  UT Austin was one of his. Dream beta proving grounds.  I never thought about him after that day.  His idea never really took off.  Then he saw what was truly possible in 2016 and hasn’t looked back.  
 

he’s like Ben Shapiro.  Typical dorky 20 something with no game, coming up with mass media ideas to get money to get laid.  But they soon realized there is a much more potent drug besides sex.  They’ve tapped into the same dark vein as MAGA.  What the fuck are we gonna do with the extremists that aren’t even 30 yet?

 

52 minutes ago, mdmost said:

He looks like a Dick Tracy villain.

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I'm glad I'm not the only one that had this thought. "Too-Small Face" might be a good nickname

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

he’s like Ben Shapiro.  Typical dorky 20 something with no game, coming up with mass media ideas to get money to get laid.  But they soon realized there is a much more potent drug besides sex.  They’ve tapped into the same dark vein as MAGA.  What the fuck are we gonna do with the extremists that aren’t even 30 yet?

 

Ben Shapiro is 39 and has a JD from Harvard.  I don't know how old Kirk is, but he's a junior college dropout.

Fucking hell.

Every time I see that visage, I internally scream “HIS FEATURES ARE TOO SMALL FOR HIS FACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”.

It’s very creepy and unsettling.

https://www.sltrib.com/news/education/2023/03/22/utah-parent-says-bible-contains/

 

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Frustrated by the books being removed from school libraries, a Utah parent says there’s one that hasn’t been challenged yet, but that they believe should be, for being “one of the most sex-ridden books around.”

So they’ve submitted a request for their school district in Davis County to now review the Bible for any inappropriate content.

“Incest, onanism, bestiality, prostitution, genital mutilation, fellatio, dildos, rape, and even infanticide,” the parent wrote in their request, listing topics they found concerning in the religious text. “You’ll no doubt find that the Bible, under Utah Code Ann. § 76-10-1227, has ‘no serious values for minors’ because it’s pornographic by our new definition.”

 

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The code cited is the Utah law passed in 2022 to ban any books containing “pornographic or indecent” content from Utah schools, both in libraries and in the classroom. It came after outcry from conservative parents groups, who have been pushing to have titles removed.

The Salt Lake Tribune obtained a copy of the parent’s petition for the book review of the Bible late Tuesday after submitting a public records request for it on March 9, asking for an expedited response, which was denied. Davis School District did not respond to The Tribune’s request for comment then, but returned a call late Wednesday.

District spokesperson Christopher Williams repeated what he’s told other media outlets: “We don’t differentiate between one request and another. We see that as the work that we do.”

 

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He said the Bible challenge has been given to a committee to review; the process typically takes 60 days, but Williams said the committee is not done with this request due to a backlog as more parents have been questioning books.

According to the copy of the request, the parent submitted their challenge on Dec. 11. The district removed the parent’s name, address and contact information, citing privacy reasons. The parent also attached to their request an eight-page listing of passages from the Bible that they found to be offensive and worth reviewing.

Their request is to specifically remove the book from shelves at Davis High School.

“Get this PORN out of our schools,” the parent wrote. “If the books that have been banned so far are any indication for way lesser offenses, this should be a slam dunk.”

 

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The parent points to action by Utah Parents United, a right-leaning group that has led the efforts to challenge books here for being inappropriate. It has largely centered on texts written by and about the LGBTQ community and people of color.

Based on the new Utah law, something is indecent if it includes explicit sexual arousal, stimulation, masturbation, intercourse, sodomy or fondling. According to state attorneys, material doesn’t have to be “taken as a whole” in those situations or left on the shelf during a review. If there is a scene involving any of those acts, it should be immediately removed.

Those who have opposed that effort have said it steps on the First Amendment right for kids to access materials, especially from diverse viewpoints.

In submitting the online form for the book review, the parent echoes that, writing: “I thank the Utah Legislature and Utah Parents United for making this bad faith process so much easier and way more efficient. Now we can all ban books and you don’t even need to read them or be accurate about it. Heck, you don’t even need to see the book!”

(The parent does note, though, that they read the Bible before suggesting it be removed.)

The parent argues that Utah Parents United is “a white supremacist hate group” that is stepping on education and the freedom to access literature. They say that’s particularly worrisome in Davis School District, which has been “under investigation for being racist.”

Davis was investigated by the U.S. Department of Justice, which released a report in 2021 finding that the district intentionally ignored “serious and widespread” racial harassment in its schools for years.

Utah Parents United responded to a request for comment from The Tribune on Wednesday, saying: “We believe in following the law. That’s all we’re asking schools to do.”

The group has previously said that its members are not challenging books based on race or LGBTQ relationships. But they have repeatedly targeted the same titles in school districts across the state, including “The Bluest Eye” by Nobel Prize winner Toni Morrison and “Gender Queer,” a graphic novel about the author’s journey of self-identity.

Rep. Ken Ivory, R-West Jordan, who sponsored the bill to remove pornographic books from school libraries, called the request to pull the Bible “antics that drain school resources.”

“There was a purpose to the bill and this kind of stuff, it’s very unfortunate,” he said. “There are any number of studies that directly link sexualization and hyper-sexualization with sexual exploitation and abuse. Certainly, those are things we don’t want in schools.”

He said his measure was not meant to ban books but to limit books based on what’s age appropriate for children in schools.

“If a parent still wants their kid to read a certain book, they can go buy it on Amazon or at a bookstore or even check it out at their public library,” Ivory added.

Williams with Davis School District noted that parents can also call their child’s school and limit their account, specifically, so the student cannot check out listed titles. Only 10 parents have done that across the district, Williams noted.

When asked specifically if the challenge on the Bible had merit, Ivory said: “I guess the schools will get to burn time and resource to determine that.”

He also acknowledged the parent who submitted the request “really had to go through their Bible study” to come up with the list of examples they found inappropriate. He added: “I hope they paid attention to other parts of the Bible, though.”

The eight-page list starts with passages from Genesis that mention sex, alcohol, nudity, rape and incest. A quote from Genesis 19:8 reads: “See now, I have two daughters who have not known a man; please, let me bring them out to you, and you may do to them as you wish.”

Genesis 19:35-36 adds: “Then they made their father drink wine that night also. And the younger arose and lay with him, and he did not know when she lay down or when she arose. Thus both the daughters of Lot were with child by their father.”

The other citations highlight similar themes, including passages mentioning “whoredom” and “breasts” and “fornication.”

Ivory said he sees the request as a political stunt, not a serious request. He suggested: “For people to minimize that and to make a mockery of it is very sad.”

The books he said he was worried about in drafting the measure included graphic novels with drawings that legislative attorneys advised him he couldn’t show in public meetings because “they would violate state and federal obscenity laws.” That includes “Gender Queer,” a novel about the author’s journey of self-identity that has some scenes of illustrated figures engaging in sexual conduct.

Last year in Alpine School District, 52 books flagged by parents were pulled from shelves while they were reviewed. One of the books on the list seemed possibly misidentified simply because of its title. It’s called “SEX: If You’re Scared of the Truth Don’t Read This!” The author argues in favor of abstinence, which is what is taught by law in Utah schools.

The Bible wasn’t challenged there and doesn’t appear to have been questioned yet in other Utah school districts where books have been removed, including nine in Canyons School District and several in Washington County School District.

Utah Parents United curriculum director Brooke Stephens also filed a police report with both Farmington Police Department and Davis County Sheriff’s Office last year, according to copies provided to The Tribune, to report a list of 47 books in Davis School District. None of those were religious texts.

The school district, according to the spokesperson, has the Bible, Book of Mormon, Torah and Quran available to check out.

 

6 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Top left.

 

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Please refrain from posting this.  I almost punch my screen every time.

13 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Best comment:

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20 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Whitlock has just decided to not care about anything other than pandering to the Right. 

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I don’t know what any of this means

See if you listen to rap music where black people use the n-word, you are a racist or a hypocrite if you are not offended by black people using that word. It's lazy alt-right logic used to deflect anytime real racism occurs. He went down the Clay Travis used to do sports now throwing out alt-right chum to stay relevant path. 

Her response to his fatass was beautiful.

 

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The back-pedal by the DJ to "I meant Mila Kunis" is priceless.  Sure you did.  Kimes is Korean-American, so I guess I have to give him some slack for not being able to discern between Japan and Korea, but other than that, no.

He looks like the plot twist in half the "Twilight Zone" episodes from the 50's.  

Mike Judge remains eerily prescient:

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On 3/3/2023 at 10:56 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

she definitely has a type in men, which I can only describe as the chud look

As a CHUD this gives me hope to one day meet the gargoyle of my dreams.

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

That is some real aggy-level lojik.  "If you go back in time and eliminate slavery, it's impossible to say what the world would look like, but you can say that we would all be worse off."

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