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33 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Orchestrate a national MAGA trail of tears ending up in America's dong. Just pack em all into Florida and seal it off?

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14 hours ago, Blotto said:

"It sounds dumb as fuck, and I agree with you that it don't make no sense, but I choose to believe nonetheless."

Seriously, what the fuck do we do with these people? Orchestrate a national MAGA trail of tears ending up in America's dong. Just pack em all into Florida and seal it off? Goddamn lunacy. 

no, not seal them off
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4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

no, not seal them off
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Since when is Texas a battleground state?

If you look close you can see President Macho Camacho in his box seats. 

 

6 minutes ago, Chooky said:

If you look close you can see President Macho Camacho in his box seats. 

 

Righteous Gemstones isn't that far off lol

21 minutes ago, Chooky said:

If you look close you can see President Macho Camacho in his box seats. 

 

 

I am disappoint that Jesus didn't pop up out of that tank.

 

 

20 minutes ago, Chooky said:

If you look close you can see President Macho Camacho in his box seats. 

 

Great, now a rabbit hole. Not even Hyman Memorial Stadium energy from those MAGA chuds.

 

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 


Derek Imig is an actual real person. His Linked-In shows his work background.   Now Twitter is doxxing him.  Apparently he's a wife beater, so he might not have been exagerrating when he said he'd whoop up on somebody wearing a dress.

 

 



 

3 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Derek Imig is an actual real person. His Linked-In shows his work background.   Now Twitter is doxxing him.  Apparently he's a wife beater, so he might not have been exagerrating when he said he'd whoop up on somebody wearing a dress.

 

 



 

The dildo of consequences...

4 hours ago, Stilicho said:

The dildo of consequences...

Say what you want about the CR.  Y’all come up with the best band names on the whole of the web. 

For a group of people that tend to alway decry "virtue signaling", they certainly love to do it on Twitter.

13 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Derek Imig is an actual real person. His Linked-In shows his work background.   Now Twitter is doxxing him.  Apparently he's a wife beater, so he might not have been exagerrating when he said he'd whoop up on somebody wearing a dress.

 

 



 

 

did somebody mention the unlubed dildo of consequences?

 

 

 

29 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

did somebody mention the unlubed dildo of consequences?

 

 

 


No that I can tell, but @Horn Under a Bad Sign  released the snark kraken by commenting "At least this post went viral. So you have that going for you."

 That's going to leave a mark.

5 hours ago, mdmost said:

For a group of people that tend to alway decry "virtue signaling", they certainly love to do it on Twitter.

For a group of people who bitch about the power of big government, they sure are hellbent on demanding the government put a lot of big government resources into controlingl a little weed that God graced us with.

Okay, Nick wins the Internet Award for Best Trolling.  

Also cracks me up that my old long-winded trope about how Trump doesn't embody any of the attributes typically associated with masculinity.  And TFG goes out and does it for me almost verbatim "church, sports, hard work, discipline, and love of country."  I mean, Trump is trolling us about the Nick Adams trolling of him.  And the whole twitter feed is trolling the troll.  This is some Black Mirror level shit we're stuck inside of now.  I mean the guy is literally on trial for rape right now.  You know that thing that "real men" do?  The simulation is strong today.

A picture of Dan Bongino is what a dictionary would have as the example for the term, "meathead". 

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46 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

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I have yet to see any actual examples of why Biden is so terrible. It’s just a reflex action for them. 

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I have yet to see any actual examples of why Biden is so terrible. It’s just a reflex action for them. 

We got this masterclass explanation in another thread just yesterday:

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That’s a tremendous question, one I’d much rather discuss over a coffee or beer. It’s not so much what he’s doing in his first term, but rather what he’s not doing.

I don’t think Biden is capable of addressing the largest issues that need addressing in our society, and quite frankly, very few of our current politicians seem interested and/or capable of addressing them. As a society, our finest minds are no longer gravitating to the political spectrum at the rates we need them to be. Serving the public shouldn’t be viewed as toxic, yet it is, and that doesn’t bode well for us long term.

Regardless of where you fall on the policy spectrum, we’ve gotten to a point in this country where politics drives far more emotion and hatred than it should, which coupled with the meteoric rise of technology, social media, etc…over the last 20+ years, and I think we’re in a situation that’s going to require different forms of leadership to start pulling us back on a more long term, sustainable path.

Biden is a career public servant, and has obviously had a very successful, noble career in serving the people of Delaware, but in my view he’s incapable of unifying disparate groups of people around the rest of the country. Many of his policies are popular with larger segments of the population, but they aren’t effective. And whether he likes it or not and no matter how badly you or anyone else hate republicans, they aren’t going away so you might as well figure out how to deal with them and their bullshit policies. We’ve seen the parties flip ideals over time so clearly it can be done.

We need leaders who can start tackling issues and garnering things such as 2/3 majorities again. Think about how normal that used to be and how impossible that seems at present.

 

 

21 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

We got this masterclass explanation in another thread just yesterday:

 

 

All I ever see when someone is pressed about why they say Biden is so awful is that he's actually doing a good job and they just don't want to admit it. McCucksky is just another example.  

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

We got this masterclass explanation in another thread just yesterday:

 

 

Jesus H Christ could not garner a 2/3 majority going forward.  Not even with Chapelle as his running mate.  Only a dictator is going to get 2/3 majority, and that’s not a majority we can clap about.

Regarding Dan OhNoBongo:  I heard a bit of his show tonight, and in the middle of a rant about Kaitlan Collins, he mentioned how he "does" actual journalism, in contrast to her "entertainment" journalism.

Then, on a scheduled break, his wrestling-announcer steroid jacked bumper MC uttered the canned "but don't EVER call him a journalist" line.  

The guy doesn't even know his own brand.

On 5/7/2023 at 5:46 PM, Pancho said:

Surly sleuths?

 

Gunther looks like the type that goes on and on how no woman is going to get their hands on his 100k net worth. 

His fucking name is "Gunther." His parents must've hated him in the womb.

11 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

https://liberalarts.tamu.edu/blog/2022/06/03/the-don-kelly-research-collection-of-gay-literature-and-culture/

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When Texas A&M University acquired the Don Kelly Research Collection of Gay Literature and Culture, rare LGBTQIA+ documents, journals, literary works, and more invaluable resources were carefully preserved and made available to the masses. 

Public access to the Don Kelly Collection is shifting the narrative of LGBTQIA+ support on campus and informing research across the country through the College of Liberal Arts/Cushing Library Don Kelly Research Collection Fellowship.  We talked to the fellowship selection committee to learn more about Kelly, his collection, and its important role in research. Their insights are awe-inspiring, eye opening, and at times delightful. 

https://www.kagstv.com/article/news/local/texas-ams-exhibit-shines-a-light-on-lgbtq-identity/499-5669d1cb-d9c8-4315-b42c-1f2c280767af

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Texas A&M's Cushing Library exhibit shines a light on LGBTQ identity

On this LGBTQ History Month, learn about the enlightening stories of what it means to be part of a resilient group of people.

COLLEGE STATION, Texas — Many assumptions can be made about LGBTQ life in Texas. Texas A&M's latest exhibit shines a light on a community that has defied the status quo

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Inside the walls of the Cushing Library at texas a&m university are stories of resilience, hope and yes, pride.

The Coming Out Together to Share Our History exhibit, which is now open, covers the history of LGBTQ culture in the Brazos Valley and in texas.

https://cushing.library.tamu.edu/programs/don_kelly_fellowship.html

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The Cushing Memorial Library and Archives' Don Kelly collection contains the depth and breadth of topics related to the LGBTQIA+ communities, and is both national and international in scope. Fellows will conduct their research in the Kelsey Reading Room and supervised stacks privileges will be made available, along with photocopying and other imaging capabilities. The Library has a stellar reputation and is well-regarded by scholars throughout the world, all with a diverse range of expertise and interests. Please visit the Collecting Areas page of this website for further information about the collections.

 

LULZ at the rapid unscheduled descent to ambulance chaser. That looks like an 0330 ad slot.

He’s no Lerner & Rowe, Ankin or Vrodlyak.

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