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#7551
Classic discourse"We can't feed our children because Ukraine.""Well do you support feeding the children in the first place?""Absolutely not."

 

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#7552
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:
Classic discourse"We can't feed our children because Ukraine.""Well do you support feeding the children in the first place?""Absolutely not."

 

That reminds me of my MAGA uncle who was so committed to his conservative principles that he lied about his small business’s income so that his five kids could eat government-funded free lunches at their sectarian private school.

And I’m not being sarcastic. He was deeply committed to the conservative principles of hypocrisy, dishonesty, and cheating the system. 

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#7553
LULZ at the rapid unscheduled descent to ambulance chaser. That looks like an 0330 ad slot.
He’s no Lerner & Rowe, Ankin or Vrodlyak.
He did quit spray painting his dome as hobby though!
#7554

Fucking Illinois Nazis. Missing the bridge scene doe 

White supremacists

 

#7556
Back on TV for the first time since 1984, Scott Baio says he is so much happier after arriving in Florida after moving from CA because there is supposedly no homeless or graffiti and people don’t have bad attitudes.

 

#7557
3 hours ago, NAVY said:

Fucking Illinois Nazis. Missing the bridge scene doe 

White supremacists

 

My ACOG is dialed in.

I can't believe we allow this shit. 

Got anotha pack in the cah Elwood.

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#7559

This is today. And somewhere along the way, thanks to Donald J. Trump, THIS became the Republican Party.
#7562
On 5/13/2023 at 8:11 PM, Beau Vine said:
Back on TV for the first time since 1984, Scott Baio says he is so much happier after arriving in Florida after moving from CA because there is supposedly no homeless or graffiti and people don’t have bad attitudes.

 

I've got to tell you, I just got back from a few days in Miami. And hoo-boy. 

1) Scott Baio looks and talks absolutely like a typical florida transplant from up north. He fucking belongs there

2) My friend who is familiar with Miami was with us, and he refers to Miami as basically a 3rd world country. And honestly, I saw a lot of what he he said and he's not entirely wrong. Lots, and I mean lots of mentally ill folks just walking around. No traffic laws. And I didn't encounter a ton of "nice" people. I look forward to never going back there ever again. Ball & Chain in Little Havana was fucking awesome, though. 

#7563
2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I've got to tell you, I just got back from a few days in Miami. And hoo-boy. 

1) Scott Baio looks and talks absolutely like a typical florida transplant from up north. He fucking belongs there

2) My friend who is familiar with Miami was with us, and he refers to Miami as basically a 3rd world country. And honestly, I saw a lot of what he he said and he's not entirely wrong. Lots, and I mean lots of mentally ill folks just walking around. No traffic laws. And I didn't encounter a ton of "nice" people. I look forward to never going back there ever again. Ball & Chain in Little Havana was fucking awesome, though. 

my one time in Miami I wandered into a bar and ordered a cocktail and was told to pay $35. I walked out. fuck miami

#7564

I've been all over Florida.  I wouldn't live in Orlando, or anywhere inland, but Miami is pretty near the bottom of the list compared to coastal cities like Fort Lauderdale, Naples, Tampa, St. Pete Beach, etc.

My dream is to find a nice little bungalow in St. Pete Beach that has room for a pool and is only a few minute walk to the Gulf.  Miami?  GTFO here.

#7565

I guess this goes here:

Republicans are not ok. 😂😂https://t.co/FKyJmd2Tcs

(the ad is clearly tongue in cheek. and funny.)

#7566
On 5/13/2023 at 4:26 PM, NAVY said:

Fucking Illinois Nazis. Missing the bridge scene doe 

White supremacists

 

Their right to assemble protected by a bunch of Black cops.

#7571
9 minutes ago, Captainant said:

it's always nice when god is fast with smiting the wicked

I choose to see it as God rewarding Mark for all of his good deeds on earth by calling him to heaven to assist the big guy with the many issues they face up in heaven: fighting  woke-ism, building that pearly wall, and repealing the ban on bump stocks. Sort of like getting called up from Triple A. 

#7573

This is all paving the way for a momentous branding opportunity by Patriot Brewing's release of Select Brew for Not Gay Dudes and Man Foam for Men Ale.

#7574
2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Claims to be pro life. Dies.

At one point recognized Cessna renovating as a priority. Didn't. 

#7575
4 minutes ago, Chooky said:

This is all paving the way for a momentous branding opportunity by Patriot Brewing's release of Select Brew for Not Gay Dudes and Man Foam for Men Ale.

I have a pretty filthy and creative mind, but pos rep for "Man Foam."  Please tell me you make it for guys with sensitive skin?  

#7576
18 minutes ago, Chooky said:

This is all paving the way for a momentous branding opportunity by Patriot Brewing's release of Select Brew for Not Gay Dudes and Man Foam for Men Ale.

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#7578
Adam Mockler @adammocklerr interviews Trump supporters who are completely detached from reality, and it will blow your mind. Warning: These people are your neighbors, and they will be voting. More: https://t.co/LaPmGGJLem

 

#7579
I don’t think Lin Wood’s disbarment hearing went well today. I’m just basing it off him threatening Bar commissioners with “spending eternity in hell.”

 

#7580
North Texas militia member Donald Hazard was sentenced to nearly five years in prison for attacking police officers at the U.S. Capitol, seriously injuring one of them during a mob’s attack on Jan. 6, 2021. https://t.co/TJkYrudwB8

 

#7581

So we're all agreed then, you no longer have to say "North Texas Militia" from now on.  Just say "North Texas"...and we'll assume it.  

#7582
losing it at this lady preaching abstinence at LSU and the students just going buck wild

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#7583
On 4/18/2023 at 11:43 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

I would've ordered Bud Lights all fucking day, just to fuck with them. 

Yeah, but then you have to drink Bud Light

#7584
On 5/12/2023 at 8:50 PM, atomheartbevo said:
Stephen Miller is looking to represent white people who are victims of racial discrimination.

 

Man I can only imagine what his potential clients look like. Going to be really hard to make the case that their ineptitude and slovenliness wasn’t the reason for their inability to get ahead.

#7585
West Virginia man, Dennis Maze, has been arrested for raping five children under the age of 12.

#notadragqueen

#7586
The trauma that drag queens are causing to our children is irreversible. They must be stopped.

 

 

🤣

#7587
On 5/19/2023 at 11:08 PM, cactusflinthead said:
I don’t think Lin Wood’s disbarment hearing went well today. I’m just basing it off him threatening Bar commissioners with “spending eternity in hell.”

 

 

I never realized the word "bar" was actually an acronym.

 

 

#7590

dibs on "Tactical Kilt" for my right-wing band name meant to contradict the anti-Trump rhetoric from the Dropkick Murphys 

also yes, politics aside---it's pretty fucking hard for man, woman, or trans to somehow get larger back tits than front tits.  I'm pretty sure he'd say, "It's Glandular!"  You know that genetic issue where your shoulder blades store butter and form nipples.  

#7592
5 hours ago, Foosters said:

Downtown Houston this weekend.

r/houston - Sunday tings Downtown

Damnit Sack.  Have some self respect.

#7596
23 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
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NEW: During their show in Dallas, President Trump reveals to @BillOReilly he got the vaccine booster shot.

 

#7598

So...I mean...he wanted us to see his license plate number right?  Like...his bank will know what he did with his auto loan money tomorrow morning right?  And he's already in pretty bad shape financially?  I mean...is this like one of those cries for help or what am I missing?  

#7600
11 hours ago, YGIFS said:

So...I mean...he wanted us to see his license plate number right?  Like...his bank will know what he did with his auto loan money tomorrow morning right?  And he's already in pretty bad shape financially?  I mean...is this like one of those cries for help or what am I missing?  

That genius is making millions off the trump cult. 

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