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18 minutes ago, Foosters said:

I'd do it if I could dress up like this guy just to see the look on old Abe's face:

John Wilkes Booth | Conspiracy, Siblings, Death, & Facts | Britannica

 

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7 minutes ago, mchookem said:

that's Andrew Tate... imagine idolizing him.

I'm not a frustrated virgin with zero social skills so, alas, I cannot imagine that.

34 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I'm not a frustrated virgin with zero social skills 

"any more."

Mullin interjected: “So which one is better?”

Morman said: “But the reality is –”

Mullin cut her off: “I don’t want reality, I’m asking the question, which one is better?”

Markwayne huh? Ok then.

"any more."

I like you Beau Vine. You’re funny. For that, I’ll kill you last.

Anyone know how to check the Cherokee rolls for his family, or is it pretty safe to assume he's "Cherokee" like 70% of Okies claim to be.

Either way he needs to be punched in the face

29 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Anyone know how to check the Cherokee rolls for his family, or is it pretty safe to assume he's "Cherokee" like 70% of Okies claim to be.

I'd bet a round of drinks Elizabeth Warren is more Cherokee than he is.

5 hours ago, Foosters said:

I'd do it if I could dress up like this guy just to see the look on old Abe's face:

John Wilkes Booth | Conspiracy, Siblings, Death, & Facts | Britannica

 


Abe never saw him so he wouldn't recognize him.

Re: Red Pill Reddit .. it sure does seem like it would be easy to troll that subreddit.

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

Mullin interjected: “So which one is better?”

Morman said: “But the reality is –”

Mullin cut her off: “I don’t want reality, I’m asking the question, which one is better?”

Markwayne huh? Ok then.

I’ve been making fun of him since he was embarrassing Oklahoma as a US congressman. Incredibly, he has dumb himself down all the way up to the US Senate. I don’t think there’s ever been a more ignorant amalgam of mouth breathing bigots to occupy the Senate. Just look at the pic captured in the above you tube. Neither of the imbeciles featured knew the three branches of the federal government at the time they were elected to federal office. Mullins still can’t believe that most everybody knows about the origins of the concept of race. He and Tuberville were absolutely gob smacked… and these idiots have the nerve to suggest required civics lessons for people other than themselves. Does he even know that Jesus loves me is not required teaching in schools, at least not yet.

2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Mullin interjected: “So which one is better?”

Morman said: “But the reality is –”

Mullin cut her off: “I don’t want reality, I’m asking the question, which one is better?

1 hour ago, safe sex said:

Anyone know how to check the Cherokee rolls for his family, or is it pretty safe to assume he's "Cherokee" like 70% of Okies claim to be.

Either way he needs to be punched in the face

He is an enrolled member, just like me, which means somebody has done the work - you don’t get automatically enrolled - you have to have the paper work proving who you are, your parents, grandparents, etc. back to the Rolls unless your family has been continuously enrolled, in which case you provide ID, a birth certificate and a parent’s enrollment info.  And no, DNA testing doesn’t mean shit for tribal enrollment,

There is no minimum blood requirement for the Cherokee Nation, so it’s nothing special.  He’s around my age, which means he could have had great-grandparents (or great-great) who were full blood and on the Rolls, or he could have had one great-grandparent (or great-great) who was a quarter or 1/8th Cherokee and on the Rolls, and he could be 1/256th Cherokee and he’d still be able to enroll, as long as he had the paperwork.

He looks as white as me, so he needs to stop with the discrimination against Cherokees bullshit because it would not have affected him - he should go to an actual reservation in Oklahoma and bitch about discrimination.  I’m fairly certain he’s never been called a prairie ——- and they would love a white guy millionaire explaining their plight to them and how he’s suffered.

10 hours ago, Satchel said:

I’ve been making fun of him since he was embarrassing Oklahoma as a US congressman. Incredibly, he has dumb himself down all the way up to the US Senate. I don’t think there’s ever been a more ignorant amalgam of mouth breathing bigots to occupy the Senate. Just look at the pic captured in the above you tube. Neither of the imbeciles featured knew the three branches of the federal government at the time they were elected to federal office. Mullins still can’t believe that most everybody knows about the origins of the concept of race. He and Tuberville were absolutely gob smacked… and these idiots have the nerve to suggest required civics lessons for people other than themselves. Does he even know that Jesus loves me is not required teaching in schools, at least not yet.

 

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That dude came of out of nowhere and is a great follow.

Was it Animal house where the dude shouts, "Well, what the hell else we supposed to do, you Morgonn?!?!?"

18 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Was it Animal house where the dude shouts, "Well, what the hell else we supposed to do, you Morgonn?!?!?"

 

Morgonnic

I thought Morgonnic was the big chested broad that used to run around minor league baseball stadiums kissing people?  Or was that Melania in tier II eastern european football clubs?  I dunno.

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

It's wild.

You had the prepper types who had spent years buying up Jim Bakker's Buckets O' Gravy, stockpiling ammo, building bunkers in the country, and then we have an actual honest-to-God pandemic where people were supposed to reduce contact with one another, and these motherfuckers, for all of their stockpiling, couldn't handle not being able to go to SuperCuts or Chilis.

And now these MAGA types are full-on triggered that Chik-fil-a believes in diversity. They can't just buy their over-priced chicken nuggets, in many cases from minorities/women who were working at Chik-Fil-A and keep their mouths shut.  No, they have to show the world how easily they are triggered.

The entire spectrum of the right, from the Kevin McCarthy types to the MAGA types to the libertarian prepper types are the biggest snowflakes in the history of this country.

Imagine traveling back in time and telling Richard Nixon or Dwight Eisenhower that in the 2020s, the GOP could be reduced to tears because their favorite over-priced fast-food chicken restaurant believes in supporting everybody and not just white people.  Fucking tears over a little statement posted on a website.

Eventually they will run out of things to boycott and then slowly whither and die... or at least that's as far as I've gotten in my fanfic no novel

Also if i were a company or entity trying to distance myself from alt right crazies I'd be dropping every rainbow and inclusive flag i could find. Pretty cheap way to get the bigots off your bottom line

17 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I thought Morgonnic was the big chested broad that used to run around minor league baseball stadiums kissing people?  Or was that Melania in tier II eastern european football clubs?  I dunno.

Close.  Morganna.  Of course she's almost my age (75+), so prolly not the same attraction as many years ago. It was fun while it lasted.

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Today, in Texas, 2 1/2 hours northeast of Austin. Old guy being interviewed wasn't having any of it.

 

More guys like that need to speak up.  He looks the stereotypical rural white racist, but he preaches the opposite.  Good for him.

The man actually talks the talk and walks the walk of the Man on the Cross of his necklace.  A few  hundred more like him leading rural Texas towns and this would be a whole different world.  But of course somebody will probably threaten him for calling them "idiots"  

 

 

sick fuck

This is one of the thought leaders for guys who are so chronically incapable of getting laid they have to pretend it's because of their virtuous chastity. They want a titty in their face but can't make it happen so their hatred of people who can occasionally get a titty in their face becomes their only worldview. They train their mind to hate titties. And straight men who hate titties are some of the most dangerous people on the planet. 

And straight men who hate titties are some of the most dangerous people on the planet. 

Very few truths this strong have been posted on this board. OU sucks. Good BBQ is awesome. VY was pretty good. Yeah…this one joins that list.

It’s 2023.  At our fingertips, we have access to most of the world’s literary output, film and TV output, pornography output, most of the world’s videogame output.  We can video chat with friends and relatives around the world. We can throw on a backpack and start traveling the world for a fraction of the cost of air travel a few decades ago.  And lots of countries with women (or men) that are happy to hang out, bump uglies, etc.   

And these losers just want to sit around and whine about women who want nothing to do with them.  Never in history, at least since 1865, has the US had some many losers sitting around whining about being losers.   

It’s 2023.  At our fingertips, we have access to most of the world’s literary output, film and TV output, pornography output, most of the world’s videogame output.  We can video chat with friends and relatives around the world. We can throw on a backpack and start traveling the world for a fraction of the cost of air travel a few decades ago.  And lots of countries with women (or men) that are happy to hang out, bump uglies, etc.   
And these losers just want to sit around and whine about women who want nothing to do with them.  Never in history, at least since 1865, has the US had some many losers sitting around whining about being losers.   

It’s not the fact that they’re losers that amazes me.
It’s that they’re so committed to it.
Shit, ANYONE can be a loser. Even someone with a good record can go through a hellacious dry streak/slump, no matter what the endeavor (baseball, sales, sex). What makes this batch different is that instead of trying to NOT be losers….they instead celebrate their loserdom.
Imagine a baseball player in a slump suddenly around that REALLY, the fact that he strikes out repeatedly means he’s the best ballplayer on the field, and the guys batting over .300 are suckers.
Then, they have leadership TELLING THEM THAT. Utterly fucked up.

Under the no shit category but good to have these things officially on record somewhere...

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14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

It’s 2023.  At our fingertips, we have access to most of the world’s literary output, film and TV output, pornography output, most of the world’s videogame output.  We can video chat with friends and relatives around the world. We can throw on a backpack and start traveling the world for a fraction of the cost of air travel a few decades ago.  And lots of countries with women (or men) that are happy to hang out, bump uglies, etc.   

And these losers just want to sit around and whine about women who want nothing to do with them.  Never in history, at least since 1865, has the US had some many losers sitting around whining about being losers.   

In 1995, I was at a bar in Melbourne, Australia, and a good looking girl came up to me and told me she loved my accent. I’m from Oklahoma.

Americans in their 20’s who can’t get laid should travel internationally.

On 6/3/2023 at 6:45 PM, bolverk said:

Today, in Texas, 2 1/2 hours northeast of Austin. Old guy being interviewed wasn't having any of it.

 

all the dorks are claiming it's an fbi false flag

comments are predictably full of 'prove they aren't fbi'

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2 hours ago, elfenix said:

all the dorks are claiming it's an fbi false flag

comments are predictably full of 'prove they aren't fbi'

It's like the Jan. 6 supporters - all of the "oh, they were antifa, it's all false flag people who went in the Capitol".

Asshole please if they are all antifa, why are you complaining about them going to prison? What do you have against antifa going to prison?

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's like the Jan. 6 supporters - all of the "oh, they were antifa, it's all false flag people who went in the Capitol".

Asshole please if they are all antifa, why are you complaining about them going to prison? What do you have against antifa going to prison?

and why should any of them be pardoned?

On 6/4/2023 at 10:17 AM, Brisketexan said:

It’s not the fact that they’re losers that amazes me.
It’s that they’re so committed to it.
Shit, ANYONE can be a loser. Even someone with a good record can go through a hellacious dry streak/slump, no matter what the endeavor (baseball, sales, sex). What makes this batch different is that instead of trying to NOT be losers….they instead celebrate their loserdom.
Imagine a baseball player in a slump suddenly around that REALLY, the fact that he strikes out repeatedly means he’s the best ballplayer on the field, and the guys batting over .300 are suckers.
Then, they have leadership TELLING THEM THAT. Utterly fucked up.

Let's be honest...

 

That vest only works because of the mustache.

On 5/30/2023 at 11:39 AM, jimmyjazz said:

I'm no marketing guru, but I can only assume these diversity plays by major corporations are a nod to the 18-30 YO crowd, which in my experience is WAY less concerned with race, sexuality, and gender than prior generations.  Appealing to these newer shoppers makes a whole lot more sense than appealing to fat, aging, diabetic bigots who are dying off at an increasing rate.

 

 

I can say for a fact, my 12 yr old doesn't give a shit about any of that.

 

On 5/30/2023 at 6:02 PM, Beau Vine said:

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Maybe a year or two ago, I was visiting my mom, who now lives with my sister, and I noticed that she wasn't drinking her usual diet coke. I shouldn't have asked, but I wasn't thinking and I asked her something like "what, was diet pepsi on sale or something?"

She told me she no longer drinks coke. My sister was silently shaking her head, but I had to ask why.

I was informed that "coke is now woke." I immediately changed the subject.

 

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2 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

I can say for a fact, my 12 yr old doesn't give a shit about any of that.

Yep.  Our first grader has had friends from pre-K through now that have had two moms or two dads.

If anything, our kids are going to be more confused about why a bunch of adults hate a bunch of people that just want to be left alone.

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Maybe a year or two ago, I was visiting my mom, who now lives with my sister, and I noticed that she wasn't drinking her usual diet coke. I shouldn't have asked, but I wasn't thinking and I asked her something like "what, was diet pepsi on sale or something?"
She told me she no longer drinks coke. My sister was silently shaking her head, but I had to ask why.
I was informed that "coke is now woke." I immediately changed the subject.
 

Listen, I could find out Coke Zero was invented by Nazis and contains the blood of puppies - I STILL ain’t drinking no Pepsi. No sir. Fuck all that.
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