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28 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Organic? ORGANIC!?!

Lady, that's some woke shit right there.

And yet, there are a bunch of right-wing weirdos who go out of their way to find raw milk that hasn't been "tainted" by the government and its "bullshit regulations".

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Oh yes yes yes...

 

47 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Oh yes yes yes...

 

Man....those SAW movies are getting weirder and weirder....

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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It's slated to make 160 million through the weekend. I'm sure it will survive his "destruction". I enjoy that this little person had to sit through a movie he absolutely hated, all the while giving the studio that created it his money. I just wish someone was there to throw shit at this little Hitler. 

5 hours ago, mdmost said:

It's slated to make 160 million through the weekend. I'm sure it will survive his "destruction". I enjoy that this little person had to sit through a movie he absolutely hated, all the while giving the studio that created it his money. I just wish someone was there to throw shit at this little Hitler. 

What he won't tell  you is that he couldn't actually see the movie, because some 5'6" giant was sitting in the row in front of him.

31 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

What he won't tell  you is that he couldn't actually see the movie, because some 5'6" giant was sitting in the row in front of him.

Apropos of essentially nothing, but I crossed paths with Ann Richards twice in my life.  Both times, she sat down directly in front of me at the Lincoln Theater off I-35 in Austin.

Both times I had to change seats because her damn hair was so tall I couldn't see the bottom of the screen.  No, I wasn't going to ask the Governor to move.

8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Apropos of essentially nothing, but I crossed paths with Ann Richards twice in my life.  Both times, she sat down directly in front of me at the Lincoln Theater off I-35 in Austin.

Both times I had to change seats because her damn hair was so tall I couldn't see the bottom of the screen.  No, I wasn't going to ask the Governor to move.

Depends, did you move to the right or left? 

16 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Apropos of essentially nothing, but I crossed paths with Ann Richards twice in my life.  Both times, she sat down directly in front of me at the Lincoln Theater off I-35 in Austin.

Both times I had to change seats because her damn hair was so tall I couldn't see the bottom of the screen.  No, I wasn't going to ask the Governor to move.

So, you're short?

9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

So, you're short?

A giant of a man.

On 7/18/2023 at 4:03 PM, HenryJames said:

 

She's a bit, right? A more subtle Gary Peterson.

She's a bit, right? A more subtle Gary Peterson.

She literally helped draft the new Florida education standards. There is no distinction between satire and reality.
On 7/22/2023 at 9:10 AM, HenryJames said:

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 I cannot imagine a grown man talking about the Barbie movie for 43  minutes.

That seems to be a huge sign that you need to reevaluate what you're doing with your life.

35 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 I cannot imagine a grown man talking about the Barbie movie for 43  minutes.

That seems to be a huge sign that you need to reevaluate what you're doing with your life.

Why? He has a rabid following of sad incels who follow his every word. You have to keep feeding the outrage machine. Again, he's ranting against a movie that's destroying the box office and is the biggest weekend since an Avengers movie. 

So he bought Mattel toys, giving them his money, to then set on fire? 

4 hours ago, mdmost said:

Why? He has a rabid following of sad incels who follow his every word. You have to keep feeding the outrage machine. Again, he's ranting against a movie that's destroying the box office and is the biggest weekend since an Avengers movie. 

And Koch brother funding

Barbie fucks, and some of y'all would enjoy it a lot more than you think.

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Hell yes! It’s an AWESOME movie.

I laughed my ass off for the first 80% and then cried at the ending.

Ryan Gosling stole the motherfucking show.

It’s a visual feast and an intelligent cutting satire.

The Ken song and the Ken fight on the beach was perfect.

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On 7/18/2023 at 5:14 PM, Beau Vine said:

Oh yes yes yes...

 

Cher looks pretty good for almost 80

Fuckin' rude! Cher is gorgeous. From May of this year:

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Shapiro is fucking weird. Barbie’s a chick flick, of course it sucks to guys. My daughter enjoyed it though. The local theatre has great beers on tap, so I can make it through any movie with a little help. It may help Shapiro too. 

15 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Nice proud boi goatee there, Ben. 

What the fuck dude?  You're a 40 year old father of four, and you're lighting Barbie Dolls and vehicles on fire and filming it?  

I assume the b-side to this video is you torturing small animals for sport?  And that you do/say all this goofy shit while wearing a yarmulke is so fucking creepy to me.  

Ah don't worry. No he can just pivot to being angry about the Snow White movie that Disney is making with a brown skinned Snow White and the 7 dwarves are now different races and genders. OH THE HUMANITY!!!!

Imagine being upset someone with brown eyes played a character with blue eyes. That’s how stupid these people are. 

28 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Ah don't worry. No he can just pivot to being angry about the Snow White movie that Disney is making with a brown skinned Snow White and the 7 dwarves are now different races and genders. OH THE HUMANITY!!!!

I can't tell any more...is this really a thing?

God, I hope so, because it will make this thread double in size.

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I can't tell any more...is this really a thing?

God, I hope so, because it will make this thread double in size.

Go to Twitter and look up Snow White. It's real and it's spectacular. Honestly, it does look really stupid and Disney just needs to stop making live-action movies and get something original cooking. 

42 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Go to Twitter and look up Snow White. It's real and it's spectacular. Honestly, it does look really stupid and Disney just needs to stop making live-action movies and get something original cooking. 

I’m fine with them making “woke” versions of every film just to see the fascists squirm and contort themselves into knots of feckless rage. 

6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

What the fuck dude?  You're a 40 year old father of four, and you're lighting Barbie Dolls and vehicles on fire and filming it?  

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i mean 'a voice deeper than my own' ain't really the gotcha he thinks it is...

 

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i mean 'a voice deeper than my own' ain't really the gotcha he thinks it is...
 
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So…he’s saying that the character is a girl….
2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

That actually improves the look of some of those troglodytes 

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