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#7901
28 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Organic? ORGANIC!?!

Lady, that's some woke shit right there.

And yet, there are a bunch of right-wing weirdos who go out of their way to find raw milk that hasn't been "tainted" by the government and its "bullshit regulations".

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#7902
If MLK were alive today, I have no doubt in my mind that he would be close friends with President Trump.Two men who risked everything for equality. Two men who were spied on by the government.MLK and DJT would have so much to talk about.

 

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#7903

Oh yes yes yes...

Why are you photoshopping a pic of someone else’s kid as well as my face? Leave the kid alone. Are you a predator? Because manipulating images of minor kids is something a predator would do. I am reporting your account. https://t.co/6iWew5kvwg

 

#7904
47 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Oh yes yes yes...

Why are you photoshopping a pic of someone else’s kid as well as my face? Leave the kid alone. Are you a predator? Because manipulating images of minor kids is something a predator would do. I am reporting your account. https://t.co/6iWew5kvwg

 

Man....those SAW movies are getting weirder and weirder....

#7905

And for dessert...

Impossible. I gave a positive review to Sound of Freedom, and I have an American flag in my Twitter name.

 

#7908
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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It's slated to make 160 million through the weekend. I'm sure it will survive his "destruction". I enjoy that this little person had to sit through a movie he absolutely hated, all the while giving the studio that created it his money. I just wish someone was there to throw shit at this little Hitler. 

#7910
Ben Shapiro Just ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED This Denny's Waitress With FACTS And LOGIC After She Rejected His Expired Couponhttps://t.co/gF9L1pee5G

 

#7911
5 hours ago, mdmost said:

It's slated to make 160 million through the weekend. I'm sure it will survive his "destruction". I enjoy that this little person had to sit through a movie he absolutely hated, all the while giving the studio that created it his money. I just wish someone was there to throw shit at this little Hitler. 

What he won't tell  you is that he couldn't actually see the movie, because some 5'6" giant was sitting in the row in front of him.

#7912
31 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

What he won't tell  you is that he couldn't actually see the movie, because some 5'6" giant was sitting in the row in front of him.

Apropos of essentially nothing, but I crossed paths with Ann Richards twice in my life.  Both times, she sat down directly in front of me at the Lincoln Theater off I-35 in Austin.

Both times I had to change seats because her damn hair was so tall I couldn't see the bottom of the screen.  No, I wasn't going to ask the Governor to move.

#7913
8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Apropos of essentially nothing, but I crossed paths with Ann Richards twice in my life.  Both times, she sat down directly in front of me at the Lincoln Theater off I-35 in Austin.

Both times I had to change seats because her damn hair was so tall I couldn't see the bottom of the screen.  No, I wasn't going to ask the Governor to move.

Depends, did you move to the right or left? 

#7914
16 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Apropos of essentially nothing, but I crossed paths with Ann Richards twice in my life.  Both times, she sat down directly in front of me at the Lincoln Theater off I-35 in Austin.

Both times I had to change seats because her damn hair was so tall I couldn't see the bottom of the screen.  No, I wasn't going to ask the Governor to move.

So, you're short?

#7916
On 7/18/2023 at 4:03 PM, HenryJames said:
If MLK were alive today, I have no doubt in my mind that he would be close friends with President Trump.Two men who risked everything for equality. Two men who were spied on by the government.MLK and DJT would have so much to talk about.

 

She's a bit, right? A more subtle Gary Peterson.

#7917
She's a bit, right? A more subtle Gary Peterson.

She literally helped draft the new Florida education standards. There is no distinction between satire and reality.
#7920
On 7/22/2023 at 9:10 AM, HenryJames said:

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 I cannot imagine a grown man talking about the Barbie movie for 43  minutes.

That seems to be a huge sign that you need to reevaluate what you're doing with your life.

#7921
35 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 I cannot imagine a grown man talking about the Barbie movie for 43  minutes.

That seems to be a huge sign that you need to reevaluate what you're doing with your life.

Why? He has a rabid following of sad incels who follow his every word. You have to keep feeding the outrage machine. Again, he's ranting against a movie that's destroying the box office and is the biggest weekend since an Avengers movie. 

#7924

 

To protest the Barbie movie, Ben Shapiro lights Barbie & Ken dolls on fire.”

 

#7926
4 hours ago, mdmost said:

Why? He has a rabid following of sad incels who follow his every word. You have to keep feeding the outrage machine. Again, he's ranting against a movie that's destroying the box office and is the biggest weekend since an Avengers movie. 

And Koch brother funding

#7927

Barbie fucks, and some of y'all would enjoy it a lot more than you think.

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#7928

Hell yes! It’s an AWESOME movie.

I laughed my ass off for the first 80% and then cried at the ending.

Ryan Gosling stole the motherfucking show.

It’s a visual feast and an intelligent cutting satire.

The Ken song and the Ken fight on the beach was perfect.

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#7929
On 7/18/2023 at 5:14 PM, Beau Vine said:

Oh yes yes yes...

Why are you photoshopping a pic of someone else’s kid as well as my face? Leave the kid alone. Are you a predator? Because manipulating images of minor kids is something a predator would do. I am reporting your account. https://t.co/6iWew5kvwg

 

Cher looks pretty good for almost 80

#7930

Fuckin' rude! Cher is gorgeous. From May of this year:

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#7933

Shapiro is fucking weird. Barbie’s a chick flick, of course it sucks to guys. My daughter enjoyed it though. The local theatre has great beers on tap, so I can make it through any movie with a little help. It may help Shapiro too. 

#7934
15 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

To protest the Barbie movie, Ben Shapiro lights Barbie & Ken dolls on fire.”

 

Nice proud boi goatee there, Ben. 

#7935

What the fuck dude?  You're a 40 year old father of four, and you're lighting Barbie Dolls and vehicles on fire and filming it?  

I assume the b-side to this video is you torturing small animals for sport?  And that you do/say all this goofy shit while wearing a yarmulke is so fucking creepy to me.  

#7936

Ah don't worry. No he can just pivot to being angry about the Snow White movie that Disney is making with a brown skinned Snow White and the 7 dwarves are now different races and genders. OH THE HUMANITY!!!!

#7937

Imagine being upset someone with brown eyes played a character with blue eyes. That’s how stupid these people are. 

#7938
28 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Ah don't worry. No he can just pivot to being angry about the Snow White movie that Disney is making with a brown skinned Snow White and the 7 dwarves are now different races and genders. OH THE HUMANITY!!!!

I can't tell any more...is this really a thing?

God, I hope so, because it will make this thread double in size.

#7939
2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I can't tell any more...is this really a thing?

God, I hope so, because it will make this thread double in size.

Go to Twitter and look up Snow White. It's real and it's spectacular. Honestly, it does look really stupid and Disney just needs to stop making live-action movies and get something original cooking. 

#7940
42 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Go to Twitter and look up Snow White. It's real and it's spectacular. Honestly, it does look really stupid and Disney just needs to stop making live-action movies and get something original cooking. 

I’m fine with them making “woke” versions of every film just to see the fascists squirm and contort themselves into knots of feckless rage. 

#7942
6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

What the fuck dude?  You're a 40 year old father of four, and you're lighting Barbie Dolls and vehicles on fire and filming it?  

Think Tim Robinson GIF by NETFLIX

#7944
The thing that makes Ben Shapiro so painful to watch is that he projects all his repressed baggage right out in the open for everybody to gawk at

 

#7946

i mean 'a voice deeper than my own' ain't really the gotcha he thinks it is...

 

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#7947
i mean 'a voice deeper than my own' ain't really the gotcha he thinks it is...
 
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So…he’s saying that the character is a girl….
#7948
Proud to see the familiar faces of my family front row center to see our savior President Trump.

 

#7949
2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
Proud to see the familiar faces of my family front row center to see our savior President Trump.

 

That actually improves the look of some of those troglodytes 

#7950

Not sure where to put this:

Today's GOP: REAL men taking on REAL issues like *checks notes* a plastic doll.
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