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#7951
You are on a date with this woman, but Christ and President Trump call you to a meeting of the Straightriots.What are you doing?

 

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#7955
Matt Walsh, famous for his rants fantasizing about jailing people for what he considers moral defects, has defended teenage pregnancy and called the concept of adolescence a “modern plague,” comments the Daily Wire spent thousands to bury. New from me: https://t.co/mw6icbp1HU

 

#7957
On 7/27/2023 at 9:00 PM, Beau Vine said:
You are on a date with this woman, but Christ and President Trump call you to a meeting of the Straightriots.What are you doing?

 

like Jared Leto would ever hang out with Trump, come on!

#7958
Misogynistic white nationalist incel Nick Fuentes insists that "sex is a gay act" and therefore "if you seek sex, you will become gay." That is why the straightest people are those who remain celibate .... like priests.

Even amongst the Kirk/Rittenhouse set, this guy is a mess. Brings the lulz though.

#7959

". . . and everyone knows that's true."

Well, why didn't somebody tell me sooner?  No wonder I love Elton John.

#7960

Gotta give Nick credit, it's a weak pickup line but it's pretty damn original, "Look, I know you're out my league which is fine.  Because I'm not interested in pursuing sex.  I'm remaining celibate to avoid turning gay and to enhance my genius inner monk scientist.  Have a nice evening."  (walks away hoping playing hard to get will work on her............and nope, she went back to talking to her friends about how psychotic and feminine you seemed)

#7962
42 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Misogynistic white nationalist incel Nick Fuentes insists that "sex is a gay act" and therefore "if you seek sex, you will become gay." That is why the straightest people are those who remain celibate .... like priests.

Even amongst the Kirk/Rittenhouse set, this guy is a mess. Brings the lulz though.

Diatribe of a moron. Why does anybody give this clown one second of their time?

#7963
49 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Misogynistic white nationalist incel Nick Fuentes insists that "sex is a gay act" and therefore "if you seek sex, you will become gay." That is why the straightest people are those who remain celibate .... like priests.

Even amongst the Kirk/Rittenhouse set, this guy is a mess. Brings the lulz though.

How dull do you have to be to think hey this guy's got a point?

 

#7965
4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Misogynistic white nationalist incel Nick Fuentes insists that "sex is a gay act" and therefore "if you seek sex, you will become gay." That is why the straightest people are those who remain celibate .... like priests.

Even amongst the Kirk/Rittenhouse set, this guy is a mess. Brings the lulz though.

180 degrees from reality. Fits in nicely with the Rs. 

#7968

This guy a DT denizen?

NEW @RichardHanania is a right-wing star. A @UTAustin scholar, his fans include JD Vance, Thiel, Musk, Sacks, Rufo. @HarperCollins will publish his book "The Origins of Woke" HuffPost found he used a pseudonym for yrs to write for white supremacist sites https://t.co/NOPSmIc0vH

 

#7969
This will come as a shock to all I’m sure, but noted “stick to sports” guy and lime salesman has an illegal offensive formation on his new super patriot book

 

 

#7972
 
 
It goes beyond political partisanship when you can’t out coach Brian Ferentz


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#7973
53 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Dudes twitter page is a Fatty wet dream come to life. 

#7974

What in God's name happened to Bill Maher? Did Covid also break his brain so badly that now his whole sad bit to stay relevant is to go so anti-woke that he's celebrated by the utter pieces of shit he used to rail against 10 years ago?

 

#7976
41 minutes ago, mdmost said:

What in God's name happened to Bill Maher? Did Covid also break his brain so badly that now his whole sad bit to stay relevant is to go so anti-woke that he's celebrated by the utter pieces of shit he used to rail against 10 years ago?

 

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Fuck Bill Maher.

#7978
3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

he's the same blowhard he's always been. you just liked the message before

Actually, I've never liked him but he seems to have gone from a libertarian blowhard to just another sad former lib now right wing culture warrior similar to Russell Brand. 

#7979
4 hours ago, mdmost said:

What in God's name happened to Bill Maher? Did Covid also break his brain so badly that now his whole sad bit to stay relevant is to go so anti-woke that he's celebrated by the utter pieces of shit he used to rail against 10 years ago?

37 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Actually, I've never liked him but he seems to have gone from a libertarian blowhard to just another sad former lib now right wing culture warrior similar to Russell Brand. 

He's still mad that Ann Coulter prefers J J Walker over him.

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#7980
10 hours ago, Post Oak said:
This will come as a shock to all I’m sure, but noted “stick to sports” guy and lime salesman has an illegal offensive formation on his new super patriot book

 

 

Sports twitter is dragging the shit out of him.

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When you think about it, what was January 6th if not an extreme neutral zone infraction?

 

#7981
A few months after being booted from Project Veritas, James O'Keefe and his new outfit have a fresh bombshell investigation: the discovery of a gay pride flag in a Geek Squad office at a random Best Buy.

 

#7982

companies gotta start straight deplatforming these people. this is not a free speech issue. they don't have to broadcast this shit. oh, it's twitter. never mind 🙄

#7983
On 8/8/2023 at 7:14 PM, mdmost said:

Actually, I've never liked him but he seems to have gone from a libertarian blowhard to just another sad former lib now right wing culture warrior similar to Russell Brand. 

I've disliked him and thought he was an ass for 25 years.  Even when he was a liberal voice of sorts, I felt like he did us a disservice because he's such a jackwagon of a human.  I've had to think more carefully about takeout orders over the years than any of his banter and rants.  

#7984
Somehow we almost missed MOUNT JULIET, TN MAGA grifter Greg Locke demolishing a Barbie Dream House with a Bible attached to a baseball bat.The movie would go on to gross over $1 BILLION dollars💰

 

#7985

 

A supporter of white nationalist Nick Fuentes challenged a Jewish UFC fighter to defend Fuentes's "honor." It doesn't go great for him: https://t.co/UIBl1Mgw9I


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#7986
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:
Somehow we almost missed MOUNT JULIET, TN MAGA grifter Greg Locke demolishing a Barbie Dream House with a Bible attached to a baseball bat.The movie would go on to gross over $1 BILLION dollars💰

 

$50 says he didn't assemble that doll house. Having assembled many on a late Christmas Eve you just don't tear down what you spent all night put together while draining multiple bottles of wine.

#7987
1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

A supporter of white nationalist Nick Fuentes challenged a Jewish UFC fighter to defend Fuentes's "honor." It doesn't go great for him: https://t.co/UIBl1Mgw9I


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The world needs more of this. In the 2000's I used to frequent Sherdog message boards that had their own version of the CR. It was pretty common for posters that would frequently get into arguments to meet up for sparring sessions at a gym. Usually a mod would ref the session.

It really kept the trolling to a minimum because you would either be called out for a fight or get banned if you refused.

#7990

 

https://www.tmz.com/2023/08/18/kid-rock-drinks-bud-light-beer-dylan-mulvaney-shoot-cases/

 

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Kid Rock seemingly can't turn down the light, refreshing taste of a Bud Light -- no matter who is on the can -- sipping on a cold one only months after he obliterated cases of the beer with an AR-style rifle.

That's right, the same guy who exclaimed, "F*** Bud Light and f*** Anheuser-Busch" a few months ago was at Skydeck in Nashville Thursday night, taking in Colt Ford's show.

The former rocker seemed pretty relaxed as he clutched the blue can, taking sips while chatting and laughing with some friends. Unclear if there were other beer options available, but Kid Rock's choice seems pretty shocking considering how hard he went in on the brand earlier this year.

 

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#7991

 

Sage Steele says she got wrecked by Barbara Walters .

Sage Steele says the late Barbara Walters elbowed her into a trash can backstage during an appearance on “The View”https://t.co/uVicr9fiKq

 

 

#7995

 

Two submissions for the day:

1) https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2023/08/trans-jan-6-rioter-is-begging-marjorie-taylor-greene-to-get-her-into-a-womens-prison/

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Jessica Watkins – who was sentenced to eight-and-a-half years in prison in connection to her leadership role in the January 6 Insurrection – is worried about being sent to a men’s prison because she’s transgender. She’s asking her followers to get Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), Matt Gaetz (R-FL), and Jim Jordan (R-OH) to pressure the Federal Bureau of Prisons (FBOP) to place her in a women’s prison. Greene, Gaetz, and Jordan have all expressed anti-LGBTQ+ views in the past and are unlikely to support trans women being housed in women’s prisons.

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#7998
6 hours ago, Foosters said:

That dude spends his weekdays working as a CVS manager and weekends cosplaying as a bad ass.

lulz

 

#7999
2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Emails show Secret Service in contact with Oath Keepers. Good times

I've told the story before, the details don't really matter.  My uncle (mom's sister's husband) was a complete shitbag . . . and a Secret Service agent on Nixon's detail.

Emphasis "shitbag".

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