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The Secret Service was not a fan.....

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The federal agency charged with protecting POTUS, the Vice President and their immediate families, as well as major political candidates and high level government officials, have opened a probe into statements the former Dukes of Hazzard star made online against the President and his son Hunter Biden earlier today, Deadline has learned.

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Seriously, folks?” said Schneider to Deadline today in the second of two statements on his Biden remarks. “This is my final comment on this. I neither said nor implied any such thing. Despite headlines claiming otherwise, in my post, I absolutely did not call for an act of violence or threaten a U.S. president as many other celebrities have done in the past. I suggest you re-read my actual post and pay attention to the words before believing this nonsense.”

“It’s my position, which I am entitled to have, that some of our nations leaders in Washington have lost their way, and corruption runs rampant, both on our nation’s borders and abroad,” Schneider went on to say. “Transparency and accountability must happen in order for our constitutional republic to survive. There is no threat implied or otherwise in that statement.”

Officially, the White House and the Secret Service, which falls under the jurisdiction of the Department of Homeland Security, are saying nothing on any investigation of Schneider. However, sources close to events confirm a probe is in the preliminary stage.

 

14 minutes ago, Jhawkmvp said:

Oops...

The Secret Service was not a fan.....

 

Aw, but he was just funnin!  Fuck these people so hard.  Fuck around and find out.

4 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

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No doubt someone had to explain it to her… repeatedly and slowly. 

58 minutes ago, Jhawkmvp said:

Oops...

The Secret Service was not a fan.....

 

President Biden’s son has been publicly hung ever since those photos came out.

My favorite part of Schneider's public statement was "...as many other celebrities have done in the past."  That's so cute John, you think you're a celebrity.  Your show went off the air 38 years ago, dude.  

Don't get me wrong, I loved it when I was a little kid.  And apparently you're still a fucking child.  I'll give you bonus points though.  Washed up has-beens like you end up on "Dancing with the Stars" or voiceover work for Korean video games.  But nope, you managed to make headlines for threatening to execute a sitting U.S. President.  Roscoe P. Coltrane will take over the investigation from here on out.  By the way, how's your cousin Daisy doing?  

Tap the brakes on any DWTS hate,  Emmitt Smith is a dancing King thanks to DWTS. 

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My favorite part of Schneider's public statement was "...as many other celebrities have done in the past."  That's so cute John, you think you're a celebrity.  Your show went off the air 38 years ago, dude.  
Don't get me wrong, I loved it when I was a little kid.  And apparently you're still a fucking child.  I'll give you bonus points though.  Washed up has-beens like you end up on "Dancing with the Stars" or voiceover work for Korean video games.  But nope, you managed to make headlines for threatening to execute a sitting U.S. President.  Roscoe P. Coltrane will take over the investigation from here on out.  By the way, how's your cousin Daisy doing?  
Not saying "I was never meaning no harm" was a missed opportunity he'll never get back.
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2 hours ago, YGIFS said:
Not saying "I was never meaning no harm" was a missed opportunity he'll never get back
13 minutes ago, tchookem said:
2 hours ago, YGIFS said:
My favorite part of Schneider's public statement was "...as many other celebrities have done in the past."  That's so cute John, you think you're a celebrity.  Your show went off the air 38 years ago, dude.  
Don't get me wrong, I loved it when I was a little kid.  And apparently you're still a fucking child.  I'll give you bonus points though.  Washed up has-beens like you end up on "Dancing with the Stars" or voiceover work for Korean video games.  But nope, you managed to make headlines for threatening to execute a sitting U.S. President.  Roscoe P. Coltrane will take over the investigation from here on out.  By the way, how's your cousin Daisy doing?  

Not saying "I was never meaning no harm" was a missed opportunity he'll never get back.

If he doesn’t close out his in-person testimony at Secret Service HQ with “I guess that tweet was just a little bit more than the law would allow?”, they should shoot him on site 

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Why is it still called a sex “tape”?

5 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Why is it still called a sex “tape”?

So they can be "masking" their true identity?

I'll see myself out.  

50 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

That’s Republicanism in a nutshell. “Fuck those grimy beggars. Now… where’s all my free shit?”

 

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13 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

She seems fun

Republicans rage about Nancy Pelosi or Hillary’s emails, but damn, Republican women are engaged in three-ways, getting their teenaged daughters and their friends drunk and fighting them, giving out handjobs during the Beetlejuice musical, and the list goes on.

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Republicans rage about Nancy Pelosi or Hillary’s emails, but damn, Republican women are engaged in three-ways, getting their teenaged daughters and their friends drunk and fighting them, giving out handjobs during the Beetlejuice musical, and the list goes on.

And I would respect the shit out of that generally if it wasn't for them trying to shove down everyone's throats whatever "morals" they think everyone should have. 

36 throwing a birthday party for a 17 year old kid.  I bet she is also real popular with the teenage boys as a different kind of sparring partner. 
 

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Schillinger, 36, rose to prominence amid a burgeoning conservative movement opposed to pandemic safety measures, which has since shifted to accusing the public education system of indoctrinating students with liberal ideals.

 

3 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

36 throwing a birthday party for a 17 year old kid.  I bet she is also real popular with the teenage boys as a different kind of sparring partner. 
 

 

She has 100% statutorily(?) raped at least one child. 

Gee, what a shame #9361:

 

 

 

And because the image is cutoff:

 

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And a followup:

 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Gee, what a shame #9361:

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

At least the GOP no longer hides its racism.  

 

Covey’s henchmen in MAGA hats out to primary Phelan. I almost punched that idiot when he came up while I was cleaning out my old garage.

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“But Phelan works with communist democratz!1!1!!!!”

Dumbass.

Slightly better then. U-Haul?  Props to them for masking up out of COVID concerns

I think everybody should be spreading this idea that groups like this are honeypots set up by the feds to find opposition to Biden.  And the fact that they mask up out of COVID concerns proves it

 

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Slightly better then. U-Haul?  Props to them for masking up out of COVID concerns

I think everybody should be spreading this idea that groups like this are honeypots set up by the feds to find opposition to Biden.  And the fact that they mask up out of COVID concerns proves it

 

Patriot Front, "AMERICA IS NOT FOR SALE?"

Me, "Cool, cool.  Totally agree.  Say, how'd you fellas get those modified American Flags?"

Patriot Front, "These?  They're made in China.  They were for sale, so we bought 'em."  

 

Covey’s henchmen in MAGA hats out to primary Phelan. I almost punched that idiot when he came up while I was cleaning out my old garage.

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“But Phelan works with communist democratz!1!1!!!!”

Dumbass.

Now that I've had time to think about it, I wish that soulless motherfucker would come canvases my new neighborhood.

(jokes on him, he can't. I've got a gate.)

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21 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Covey’s henchmen in MAGA hats out to primary Phelan. I almost punched that idiot when he came up while I was cleaning out my old garage.

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“But Phelan works with communist democratz!1!1!!!!”

Dumbass.

Should have blasted him with your gun.  No one can deny you your right to shoot people.

18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

America is not for sale? 

Bitch, you’re wearing discount Nazi costumes, everything is for sale. 

55 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

America is not for sale? 

Bitch, you’re wearing discount Nazi costumes, everything is for sale. 

 

They meant to say America is not for Saul.

They're just really bad at spelling.

So their answer is literally a banner of Trump behind 13 bars, the standard number of bars in many single-inmate federal prison cells?  But it's Sunday and we don't live in a computer simulation?  Cool, cool.  

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On 1/20/2024 at 6:07 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Slightly better then. U-Haul?  Props to them for masking up out of COVID concerns

I think everybody should be spreading this idea that groups like this are honeypots set up by the feds to find opposition to Biden.  And the fact that they mask up out of COVID concerns proves it

 

the best part is the conclusion

 

 

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