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Putting this here so I don't Cloak Room up the Movies & TV board: 

 

DEAR GOD PLEASE HEAL OUR BROKEN AND HELLBOUND NATION BY SENDING US A GUY WHO GRABS PUSSIES, HAS BEEN DIVORCED A FEW TIMES, AND BAREBACKS PORN STARS RIGHT AFTER HIS WIFE HAS A KID.  

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Are Betas so triggered by be called a Beta that they are trying to logically reason and argue with those bullying them to stop because the reasons they are bullying them is secured under a false premise?

Lol and you wonder why you are called Betas, irrespective of whether they technically exist or not. When people call y'all pussies they don't actually think you are one or have one (though, I guess to be fair, you aren't suppose to assume the latter these days...)

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On 9/16/2018 at 11:23 AM, HenryJames said:

 

Perfect. Hope he goes down as well. 

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1 hour ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Are Betas so triggered by be called a Beta that they are trying to logically reason and argue with those bullying them to stop because the reasons they are bullying them is secured under a false premise?

Lol and you wonder why you are called Betas, irrespective of whether they technically exist or not. When people call y'all pussies they don't actually think you are one or have one (though, I guess to be fair, you aren't suppose to assume the latter these days...)

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Are Betas so triggered by be called a Beta that they are trying to logically reason and argue with those bullying them to stop because the reasons they are bullying them is secured under a false premise?
Lol and you wonder why you are called Betas, irrespective of whether they technically exist or not. When people call y'all pussies they don't actually think you are one or have one (though, I guess to be fair, you aren't suppose to assume the latter these days...)
Meanwhile shittons of so called alpha males piss their panties over Starbucks cups every December.
On 9/16/2018 at 7:19 PM, bad_teammate said:

 


Politicians are a lot like diapers. Both need to be changed frequently, and for the same reasons.

 

3 hours ago, Continental Op said:
5 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:
Are Betas so triggered by be called a Beta that they are trying to logically reason and argue with those bullying them to stop because the reasons they are bullying them is secured under a false premise?
Lol and you wonder why you are called Betas, irrespective of whether they technically exist or not. When people call y'all pussies they don't actually think you are one or have one (though, I guess to be fair, you aren't suppose to assume the latter these days...)

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Meanwhile shittons of so called alpha males piss their panties over Starbucks cups every December.

Yea, it’s absurd. T-shirt Alpha’s, like Onboard and BurntEyes

6 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Are Betas so triggered by be called a Beta that they are trying to logically reason and argue with those bullying them to stop because the reasons they are bullying them is secured under a false premise?

Our definitions differ.  

Imagine that we elect a guy to the White House who has a tiny dick. I mean tiny - like less than 6 or 6.5 inches. Tiny.  Women laugh at him behind his back.  Most men he is around would love to laugh at him for such a small dick, but they like their jobs. 

Everyday he rages about something on twitter, because subconsciously he knows he has a small dick, yet he usually refuses to actually do anything about it, or if he does do or say something about it, it’s breathtakingly stupid.  

Now imagine the followers of this tiny dick-wielding man.  Hell, they probably have tiny dicks as well, nothing over 6 inches.  So, like him, they are mad at the world because genetics made them inferior. 

Now imagine these followers being triggered by a fucking shoe logo or somebody saying “happy holidays” to them   

Those are your true betas. 

On 9/16/2018 at 10:08 AM, bad_teammate said:

Ben Shapiro telling people to be self-reliant is fucking hilarious. His entire career is paid for by billionaires who want him to be their mouthpiece, his dad writes "LEAVE MY SON ALONE" articles under pseudonyms, and he has the size and strength of a fucking hobbit. He's the perfect example of right-wing men who say the world should be more primitive and anarchic but would get smashed with a rock Piggy-style without government protection.

http://insider.foxnews.com/2018/09/17/ben-shapiro-host-special-weekly-election-series-fox-news-channel

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Syndicated radio host and editor-in-chief of The Daily Wire Ben Shapiro will host a four-episode midterm election series on Fox News Channel.

"The Ben Shapiro Election Special" will debut on Sunday, September 23rd, airing from 8:00pm to 9:00pm ET, and will run for four consecutive weeks.

Each Sunday, Shapiro will be joined by a panel of experts along with influential guests to discuss the major headlines of the week and their impact on November's elections.

The program will also feature Shapiro’s unique political commentary and analysis on the major issues affecting the younger voting demographic this election season.

 

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Our definitions differ.  

Imagine that we elect a guy to the White House who has a tiny dick. I mean tiny - like less than 6 or 6.5 inches. Tiny.  Women laugh at him behind his back.  Most men he is around would love to laugh at him for such a small dick, but they like their jobs. 

Everyday he rages about something on twitter, because subconsciously he knows he has a small dick, yet he usually refuses to actually do anything about it, or if he does do or say something about it, it’s breathtakingly stupid.  

Now imagine the followers of this tiny dick-wielding man.  Hell, they probably have tiny dicks as well, nothing over 6 inches.  So, like him, they are mad at the world because genetics made them inferior. 

Now imagine these followers being triggered by a fucking shoe logo or somebody saying “happy holidays” to them   

Those are your true betas. 

You'll get no disagreement from me!

On 9/17/2018 at 1:39 PM, Continental Op said:

Putting this here so I don't Cloak Room up the Movies & TV board: 

 

DEAR GOD PLEASE HEAL OUR BROKEN AND HELLBOUND NATION BY SENDING US A GUY WHO GRABS PUSSIES, HAS BEEN DIVORCED A FEW TIMES, AND BAREBACKS PORN STARS RIGHT AFTER HIS WIFE HAS A KID.  

How many fucking times did we have to hear mocking talk that Obummer was the libs messiah? And then they pull this shit?!?

It's downright blasphemous.

https://deadspin.com/texas-school-superintendent-gets-racist-on-facebook-abo-1829171001


“Lynn Redden, the superintendent of the Onalaska Independent School District in Onalaska, Texas, was caught being racist online when he commented “When you need precision decision making you can’t count on a black quarterback,” on a Facebook post about the Houston Texans’ Week 2 loss to the Titans.”

22 minutes ago, Lurch said:

https://deadspin.com/texas-school-superintendent-gets-racist-on-facebook-abo-1829171001


“Lynn Redden, the superintendent of the Onalaska Independent School District in Onalaska, Texas, was caught being racist online when he commented “When you need precision decision making you can’t count on a black quarterback,” on a Facebook post about the Houston Texans’ Week 2 loss to the Titans.”

His critical decision making has lead him to the senior ranks of the Onalaska ISD.  At least for a little while.  Probably be back down in the minors, like Cedar Point, soon.

If you go to TexAgs, its just a bunch of guys beating off daydreaming about shooting up a Whole Foods in the war against liberals.  It is truly insane.

 

What are the odds we are headed for another civil war?

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It already started when the lib went to the R softball practice. WTF do people think that was? That was one of these folks taking action.

Time to wake up and stock up.

When is violence warranted?

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I think about the reports of people shutting down highways with protests. I have said it before. If you stand in front of my truck shouting at me I will give you a courtesy honk of the horn, I will give you the time that it takes me to shift my truck in to 4 low to get out of my way. At that point I will proceed on my way.

 

Side question:  Is the TexAgs politics forum representative of Aggies?  Or is it just a concentration of the dumbest of them?  Because I honestly would not send my children to that school - purportedly ranked in the top whatever - if I knew that their brains would function that poorly after their education there.

4 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

If you go to TexAgs, its just a bunch of guys beating off daydreaming about shooting up a Whole Foods in the war against liberals.  It is truly insane.

 

What are the odds we are headed for another civil war?

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When is violence warranted?

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Side question:  Is the TexAgs politics forum representative of Aggies?  Or is it just a concentration of the dumbest of them?  Because I honestly would not send my children to that school - purportedly ranked in the top whatever - if I knew that their brains would function that poorly after their education there.

I think its representative of a majority of aggies. On a related note, I've always wondered how our Trump/New-GOP posters reconcile the fact that their political views align with aggies. I mean, as UT fans and alums, everyone is acutely aware of the ignorance and stupidity that defines aggy, and yet politically and ideologically you are identical. Would be enough to give me pause...

https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2018/07/09/arizona-vigilante-michael-meyer-veterans-patrol-arrested-amid-pizzagate-style-conspiracy

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Local and federal law enforcement debunked the claims, saying investigators went to the site and found nothing more than a former homeless encampment. But rather than putting the situation to rest, those findings prompted Meyer and his group to dig in even more, locking the gates to the private property and declaring that they were engaged in a “standoff” with authorities.

Local police eventually coaxed Meyer and Veterans on Patrol to leave the property but made no arrests.

Since then, Meyer and other members of Veterans on Patrol (VOP) have posted dozens of videos to Facebook, saying that they’re going after child trafficking cartels in the middle of the Arizona desert. In a recent post, Meyer described it as an ongoing “chess match” with cartels.

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Meyer, who is not a veteran himself, has been arrested multiple times in recent years

 

29 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Side question:  Is the TexAgs politics forum representative of Aggies?  Or is it just a concentration of the dumbest of them?  Because I honestly would not send my children to that school - purportedly ranked in the top whatever - if I knew that their brains would function that poorly after their education there.

A&M is not a school, it's a cult. No hyperbole. It should come as no surprise that Aggy brains function poorly - one of the first steps in any cult is to remove critical thinking. Enter the indoctrination at Fish Camp. 

 

 

 

4 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

If you go to TexAgs, its just a bunch of guys beating off daydreaming about shooting up a Whole Foods in the war against liberals.  It is truly insane.

 

What are the odds we are headed for another civil war?

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When is violence warranted?

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Side question:  Is the TexAgs politics forum representative of Aggies?  Or is it just a concentration of the dumbest of them?  Because I honestly would not send my children to that school - purportedly ranked in the top whatever - if I knew that their brains would function that poorly after their education there.

I am somehow so lucky that my 4 best friends, 2 of which are dudes I've known since junior high, are as liberal as they come and all 4 of them somehow graduated from aggy.

I think its representative of a majority of aggies. On a related note, I've always wondered how our Trump/New-GOP posters reconcile the fact that their political views align with aggies. I mean, as UT fans and alums, everyone is acutely aware of the ignorance and stupidity that defines aggy, and yet politically and ideologically you are identical. Would be enough to give me pause...
I've been racking my brain over this question. The times I've pointed out how aggy esque they are here or on the shag typically don't get a response. I really wonder how a functioning, educated adult who is familiar with aggy doesn't immediately reevaluate things when they come down on their side.

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A&M is not a school, it's a cult. No hyperbole. It should come as no surprise that Aggy brains function poorly - one of the first steps in any cult is to remove critical thinking. Enter the indoctrination at Fish Camp. 
 
 
 


Holy shit is that mandatory?
10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Jesus christ who lied to them telling them they actually have talent?

Are all barbie-esque blondes Trump fans?  Is there something to that?  All Foxnews anchors look just like this too.   

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

Jesus christ who lied to them telling them they actually have talent?

Probably every guy they've spoken with.

On 9/30/2018 at 5:10 PM, Buzzrock said:

Holy shit is that mandatory?

 

no. highly preferred, though.

1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Jesus christ who lied to them telling them they actually have talent?

Oh I bet they have talent, just not singing.

Oh I bet they have talent, just not singing.

I’ll bet they can play one hell of a slobber boogie on the old love trombone.
7 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Jesus christ who lied to them telling them they actually have talent?

I'd venture to guess they have the talent of getting thirsty republicans whose fat wives won't fuck them to venmo them money. 

smh

Well, see...she’s stupid.

I work with women, a lot. Just traveled with one for work. It was our first trip together. I told her that, in case she had any concerns, I’m not a monkey business guy. And I shared that conversation with other staff. And told her that if anything makes her uncomfortable, just tell me, as that’s not my intent and we need to be professional. I don’t like that I felt like I needed to have the conversation. But I imagine women who go on a trip with a make superior, and don’t know what to expect, are even more uncomfortable.

Gosh, it’s just so HARD to be a decent human being. What a fucking idiot.
 

I actually might like to see that film. We all need laughs these days.

A preview from the alt-right for our November elections.

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On 10/3/2018 at 8:15 PM, Brisketexan said:


Well, see...she’s stupid.

I work with women, a lot. Just traveled with one for work. It was our first trip together. I told her that, in case she had any concerns, I’m not a monkey business guy. And I shared that conversation with other staff. And told her that if anything makes her uncomfortable, just tell me, as that’s not my intent and we need to be professional. I don’t like that I felt like I needed to have the conversation. But I imagine women who go on a trip with a make superior, and don’t know what to expect, are even more uncomfortable.

Gosh, it’s just so HARD to be a decent human being. What a fucking idiot.

i want to tell you upfront that i really like this post. well said.

but your first line is just untrue. she's not any more stupid than diamond or silk. they are doing what they are doing out of pure cynicism, like any number of the talking heads defending the indefensible on any of the cable "news" channels. 

ain't none of them on most any side actually believe what they are saying or defending. they are just fucking cashing in.

and you know what? if it wasn't so destructive, i would normally say "good on ya," but i can't bring myself to do that these days because everything is so fucked.

On 10/3/2018 at 8:15 PM, Brisketexan said:

go on a trip with a make superior

c'mon, pal.  you've already let us know your best make days are behind you just like all the rest of us.

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On 9/16/2018 at 1:18 PM, Lurch said:

 

Strangely enough, she looks like she needs a good pussy-eating. 

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