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On 1/20/2024 at 2:59 PM, BearSchlong said:

Covey’s henchmen in MAGA hats out to primary Phelan. I almost punched that idiot when he came up while I was cleaning out my old garage.

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“But Phelan works with communist democratz!1!1!!!!”

Dumbass.

You should post this on Nextdoor talking about an older gentleman who appears to be selling drugs or something on your street.

"He was going up to people in cars, they'd talk for a few minutes and then they would drive off. Very suspicious. I don't recognize him from around the neighborhood."

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28 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

the best part is the conclusion

 

 

Khakis and windbreakers? Change out the never been worked in work boots for some New Balance 806s and these clowns would look like a synchronized mall walking team. 

38 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

You should post this on Nextdoor talking about an older gentleman who appears to be selling drugs or something on your street.

"He was going up to people in cars, they'd talk for a few minutes and then they would drive off. Very suspicious. I don't recognize him from around the neighborhood."

You have to eventually mention skin color, which usually never gets more specific than "dark".

"Suspicious man walking up the street, white basketball shorts, red dry-fit t-shirt, red cap, white hi-top sneakers, blue backpack, curly hair with trim goatee, skin color dark".

 

Recraft as necessary for aging white man.

Patriot Front:  "Look, we're willing to commit racist genocide and commit insurrection against our own government through violent means, but we are going to obey the laws of the New York public transportation system and lawfully file through the paid turnstiles in an orderly fashion."  

Given their proclivity for firearms, but also not jumping turnstiles, there's a "slug" joke in here somewhere for Steven Colbert's show.

5 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Patriot Front:  "Look, we're willing to commit racist genocide and commit insurrection against our own government through violent means, but we are going to obey the laws of the New York public transportation system and lawfully file through the paid turnstiles in an orderly fashion."  

Given their proclivity for firearms, but also not jumping turnstiles, there's a "slug" joke in here somewhere for Steven Colbert's show.

It is good to know that when the revolution comes, we just need to setup inoperable turnstiles around important sites. Easy peasy.

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Love this idea.  You can rig it so that if they fail to properly turn it over after two attempts, it simply detonates.  The dumb asses would still continue to file through.  Put 'em around the Capitol, the White House, etc.  There's a "The Far Inside" meme with these dipshits in here somewhere.  Can "drive" an F-250 holding a pistol and his cell phone, but can't figure out how to get through the most frequently used transportation turnstile in the United States.  Yeah, they should totally be in charge of domestic policy...

I haven't ridden more than a dozen NYC subways in a decade, and I just do the deal the way it's supposed to work.   Did they cheat the system by filing through the far end of the turnstile bank, or is there an actual way to purchase "group" fare?

It would be hilarious for them to all get slapped with some kind of misdemeanor ticket for a hundo or so.

4 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'm sure they think turnstiles are woke or something. 

Well turnstiles do literally let in immigrants and people of color in order to access tax payer funded resources like transportation and bathrooms.

In the summer of 2017, I took my entire family (parents, siblings, wife, children, nephews) to NYC.  Loaded up a big van, drove them all to Manhattan.  Aside from the wife and I, none had ever been there before.

We ventured into a subway station, purchased all of them their own pass, and it took---literally---a  minute indoctrination to the group on how to get through the turnstile.  After that, we had zero issues going places, etc.

 

And I'm to fear a group like this that can't even begin to understand the most basic level of subway access.

 

 

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Patriot Front, "I can't clear the obstacle sir!" 

Leader, "Just put in 25"

Patriot Front, ".25 caliber, sir?"

Leader, "No a quarter, put a quarter coin in the slot!"

Patriot Front, "I don't have a quarter sir, just some ammo!"

Leader, "Fine, just swipe your card."

Patriot Front, "Like chamber a round?  Can do, sir!"

Leader, "Goddammit, this is why we can't have nice things.  You know what, fuck it.  We're law and order and all that.  But just jump the fucking turnstile!"

Patriot Front, "But sir, I'll split my new khakis doing that.  My mom starched 'em and everything."  

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17 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'm sure they think turnstiles are woke or something. 

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

the best part is the conclusion

 

 

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2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

the best part is the conclusion

 

 

Okay, I'm convinced. This is really the master race.

5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

In the summer of 2017, I took my entire family (parents, siblings, wife, children, nephews) to NYC.  Loaded up a big van, drove them all to Manhattan.  Aside from the wife and I, none had ever been there before.

We ventured into a subway station, purchased all of them their own pass, and it took---literally---a  minute indoctrination to the group on how to get through the turnstile.  After that, we had zero issues going places, etc.

 

And I'm to fear a group like this that can't even begin to understand the most basic level of subway access.

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5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

In the summer of 2017, I took my entire family (parents, siblings, wife, children, nephews) to NYC.  Loaded up a big van, drove them all to Manhattan.  Aside from the wife and I, none had ever been there before.

We ventured into a subway station, purchased all of them their own pass, and it took---literally---a  minute indoctrination to the group on how to get through the turnstile.  After that, we had zero issues going places, etc.

 

And I'm to fear a group like this that can't even begin to understand the most basic level of subway access.

 

 

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Republicans...they hate themselves some socialism, except when it benefits them.

 

https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/stauber-touts-duluth-bridge-funding-despite-vote-against-infrastructure-bill

 

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A press release from Stauber's office states the Congressman has "consistently advocated for these funds, sending several letters to the Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg and President Joe Biden."

However, Stauber joined the majority of House Republicans in voting against the bipartisan infrastructure bill in November 2021. 

The Blatnik Bridge courtesy of the Minnesota Department of Transportation.

"Guys, who's gonna tell Pete Stauber he voted against this bridge?" Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan tweeted.

Walz also criticized Stauber for his statement, writing: "Oh boy. I hate to talk politics when there's good news to celebrate but this is too brazen to ignore." 

"Mr. Stauber voted against every screw, steel beam, and concrete pier in this bridge," Walz claimed. "Luckily [President Joe Biden] worked with Stauber's colleagues and got it done without him. Thanks, Joe!" 

Monday's incident is not the first time House Republicans have drawn criticism for touting projects funded by the infrastructure package they opposed. 

NBC News last year reported Stauber had promoted grants the bill provided to airports in northeastern Minnesota, "even though he said in November that voting for the infrastructure package would pave 'a destructive and irreversible path towards socialism.'" 

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18 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Socialism is when you build infrastructure.

Well, the Karl Marx interstate highway system was a big boon to domestic communists.  

pretty obvious shop. but still, why? it wasn't necessary. the message is laughable enough. 

37 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

pretty obvious shop. but still, why? it wasn't necessary. the message is laughable enough. 

I'd love to take a peek at his genealogy - I've come across plenty of people who swore up and down that they had this or that ancestry, and you find out that not only did they not have it, but that it would have been impossible (i.e. ancestors arrived later, or were in another part of the country at that time, etc.).

39 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

why?

Because that is the name of the thread. Mockery of the GQP 

On 1/22/2024 at 11:34 AM, gmr548 said:

Okay, I'm convinced. This is really the master race.

If you know of anybody who you think leans towards those kinds of folks (maybe MAGA in general), just pass them this photo.  If they shit their pants and freak out, don't have anything to do with them.  If they ask why Tom Hanks is hanging with Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King, it's cool and why they look younger, it's cool.  It's a 10 year-old photo from when Oprah and Gayle saw him in a play and the message was a joke.

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12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

If you know of anybody who you think leans towards those kinds of folks (maybe MAGA in general), just pass them this photo.  If they shit their pants and freak out, don't have anything to do with them.  If they ask why Tom Hanks is hanging with Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King, it's cool and why they look younger, it's cool.  It's a 10 year-old photo from when Oprah and Gayle saw him in a play and the message was a joke.

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What if your first question is about the meat clock?

 

Asking for a friend.

On 1/23/2024 at 10:56 PM, atomheartbevo said:

If you know of anybody who you think leans towards those kinds of folks (maybe MAGA in general), just pass them this photo.  If they shit their pants and freak out, don't have anything to do with them.  If they ask why Tom Hanks is hanging with Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King, it's cool and why they look younger, it's cool.  It's a 10 year-old photo from when Oprah and Gayle saw him in a play and the message was a joke.

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What was the joke?

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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One of these days straight, white American men will finally catch a break in this country. 

3 hours ago, SamsCorner said:

What was the joke?

Something about not spoiling things or revealing they were going to be at the play - I think it’s on Snopes or the original Facebook page from 10+ years ago,

Qanon claims it’s evidence they are trafficking kids for adenochrome, because it keeps Oprah and Tom from looking like they are in their 60s.

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Have at it, Dilbert

 

3 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

please do. 

 

 

yeah, he should totally lead the charge and take his friends and start a new island nation really far away.  This is a great idea.

Will they really be able to call themselves straight after 2 months at sea with only men? 

Epstein Island, many have already been there I’m sure. 

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Scott Adams is somehow even more divorced than Elon. 

2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

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Scott Adams is somehow even more divorced than Elon. 

I know someone who is fucked up and broken brained. He won't say it, but has tacitly said that he loves trump because he was tired of being accused of being a racist for saying racist things. Trump is someone he'd love to have a beer with, and when I expressed I'd rather have a beer with hungry bear, he is legitimately in disbelief. 

Another one of his gems is talking about women and marriage. He's misogynistc, and always railing on women. And he has nothing kind to say about his first wife, how he failed his children by mating with a crazy person, etc. In the next breath, he'll tell you society is fucked up becuase even though this person made him miserable, and he believes she's nuts, and he feels bad for his kids for making her their mother, she shouldn't have been able to just LEAVE him via a divorce and all the shame that accompanied him based on societies outlooks and values. The lack of enforcement of the societal structure is why society, as he sees it, is unraveling. 

He's a libertarian leaning, small government, humans are tribal and shouldn't be forced to mix proponent on one side, while women shouldn't have the same freedom of choice and you know what, the strongest countries are authoritarian ones where not everyone gets a say believe on the other side, and he balances those two in his mind perfectly. It's terrifies me. 

It's true mind boggling, and a terrifying look into the minds of these people. 

20 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:


He's a libertarian leaning, small government, humans are tribal and shouldn't be forced to mix proponent on one side, while women shouldn't have the same freedom of choice and you know what, the strongest countries are authoritarian ones where not everyone gets a say believe on the other side, and he balances those two in his mind perfectly. It's terrifies me. 
 

The shameless comfort and open air worship of "strength" as the end-all-be-all by "it's still real to me, dammit" blubber dorks has been one of the more eye opening things to me this last decade. I always figured "would you rather live in the strongest country or the happiest country?" would be a no-brainer for the overwhelming majority of people. I was wrong. 

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31 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I know someone who is fucked up and broken brained. He won't say it, but has tacitly said that he loves trump because he was tired of being accused of being a racist for saying racist things. Trump is someone he'd love to have a beer with, and when I expressed I'd rather have a beer with hungry bear, he is legitimately in disbelief. 

Another one of his gems is talking about women and marriage. He's misogynistc, and always railing on women. And he has nothing kind to say about his first wife, how he failed his children by mating with a crazy person, etc. In the next breath, he'll tell you society is fucked up becuase even though this person made him miserable, and he believes she's nuts, and he feels bad for his kids for making her their mother, she shouldn't have been able to just LEAVE him via a divorce and all the shame that accompanied him based on societies outlooks and values. The lack of enforcement of the societal structure is why society, as he sees it, is unraveling. 

He's a libertarian leaning, small government, humans are tribal and shouldn't be forced to mix proponent on one side, while women shouldn't have the same freedom of choice and you know what, the strongest countries are authoritarian ones where not everyone gets a say believe on the other side, and he balances those two in his mind perfectly. It's terrifies me. 

It's true mind boggling, and a terrifying look into the minds of these people. 

damn man, why you gotta throw CTJ under the bus like that?

It would please me very much to kick Scott Adams in the fucking balls.

3 minutes ago, Foosters said:

damn man, why you gotta throw CTJ under the bus like that?

Ha. Not really funny. He does despise this place. But no, this guy is...out there. And sadly compared to most of society, he's not all THAT out there. 

1 hour ago, Thrawn said:

It would please me very much to kick Scott Adams in the fucking balls.

you'll need this:

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4 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

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Scott Adams is somehow even more divorced than Elon. 

I mean I can kind of buy that most Republican men struggle with pleasing a woman.

4 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Scott Adams is somehow even more divorced than Elon. 

It’s funny how Adams fucked up the trophy wife thing.  I wonder how much she got out of him.  She had two kids already, was in her 20s, yet they didn’t have kids.

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I could rant for a good several paragraphs on the stupidity of a man who is blind to that which is no one's fault but his own, but I don't think I will. He is not a kind man, nor a particularly insightful one even though he believes himself to be. His anger frequently over-rules his logic, proving once again that some men are every bit as emotional as they claim women to be.

 

 

SIAP (it's from last September)

 

 

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