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#8504
On 1/26/2024 at 3:01 PM, Thrawn said:

It would please me very much to kick Scott Adams in the fucking balls.

What balls?

#8506

 

The NFL is totally RIGGED for the Kansas City Chiefs, Taylor Swift, Mr. Pfizer (Travis Kelce).All to spread DEMOCRAT PROPAGANDA. Calling it now: KC wins, goes to Super Bowl, Swift comes out at the halftime show and "endorses" Joe Biden with Kelce at midfield. It's all been…

 

 

#8508
*Tweets from New Jersey* lolStay in your lane, we’ll worry about Championships here in Kansas City!

Also, if these MAGA dumbfucks don’t stop fucking around, the Swifties will be out in full force and voting in November.

#8509

Also Travis Kelce sucks, only one touchdown and 11 receptions, and it’s taken him this long to *checks notes* pass Jerry Rice’s  all-time postseason receptions record.

#8512

The only thing worse than Kansas City going to another Super Bowl would have been them losing and having to hear 2 weeks of incels high fiving each other about Taylor Swift and vaccines torpedoing their season.

#8513
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

I’d watch this. Not going to lie.

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They don’t even realize King of the Hill is coming back.

Or that he brought back Beavis and Butthead.  Or the most famous scene from his largest live-action project was about calculating how fast one guy could jerk off up to four other guys almost simultaneously, complete with equations on a whiteboard.  
 

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#8514

 

Taylor Swift on one side, a team from SF, CA on the other, Usher performing at halftime.The Super Bowl of MAGA Snowflakery has arrived.

 

 

#8515
8 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Taylor Swift on one side, a team from SF, CA on the other, Usher performing at halftime.The Super Bowl of MAGA Snowflakery has arrived.

 

 

Wait, why do they hate usher? Other than he’s black, I mean. 

#8517
11 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Taylor Swift on one side, a team from SF, CA on the other, Usher performing at halftime.The Super Bowl of MAGA Snowflakery has arrived.

 

 

Colin Kaepernick should sing the national anthem then chug a Bud Light before crushing it on his forehead and flipping off the cameras.  That would be the cherry on top.

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#8518
1 minute ago, texasdago said:

Colin Kaepernick should sing the national anthem then chug a Bud Light before crushing it on his forehead and flipping off the cameras.  That would be the cherry on top.

...while wearing a Taylor Swift t-shirt. 

#8519
8 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

...while wearing a Taylor Swift t-shirt. 

That would be like picking a side so maybe he can wear Green Day or Rage Against the Machine (now that MAGA is figuring out that Rage may have been slightly political after all)

#8522

wtf happened? Have we always been like this and I just didn’t notice for the first 50 years of my life? JFC.

#8525

The GQP dipshits are, once again, projecting the shit they do onto others.

Following the trump playbook, they call something rigged when they know they’re the losers.

 

#8526
On 1/22/2024 at 10:45 AM, SydneyCarton said:

obligatory:

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You know what I don't get about this... why does he not like car engines?

#8527
4 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

You know what I don't get about this... why does he not like car engines?

'cause he cracked his knuckle trying to loosen a bolt and OW!

#8528
a Libertarian Party candidate should campaign on the redistribution of Taylor Swiftthere's no moral principle under which income redistribution is permissible but sex redistribution is not

How long til our resident libertarian starts a new thread linking to an essay from some site zero hedge is too ashamed to link to making this argument?

#8529
38 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:
a Libertarian Party candidate should campaign on the redistribution of Taylor Swiftthere's no moral principle under which income redistribution is permissible but sex redistribution is not

How long til our resident libertarian starts a new thread linking to an essay from some site zero hedge is too ashamed to link to making this argument?

I'm not going to lie, I don't even know what this means. They're saying she/women should become sex slaves becuse...? Well that's repugnant. 

Taxes are income redistribution. Everyone already participates in that except some/most billionaires.

#8530

It boggles my mind that the outrage geniuses can't see how they're being played by RW media w/respect to Swift/Kelce. The NFL needs not only consumers viewing its sold ad time, but players in the pipeline. Anyone with half a brain who reads may have noticed that participation numbers of males in football has declined overall. It's especially noticeable in certain demographics and certain states. WaPo did an article on it, and the NFHS released a survey about two years ago that broke down some of the numbers based on tackle, flag, etc. Oddest thing: while overall participation was down, girls participation was up--perhaps that made the NFL take notice. Especially due to the fact that the wealthier, more educated, whiter demographics were the areas where overall tackle football participation declined.

If you have fewer players in the pipeline and fewer fans watching, money dries up. Guess, they could go Saudi like pro golf (one of the few sports that saw an increase in the NFHS survey) and the other sports that Saudi has purchased  large shares of (soccer, Formula One, Cricket among others) but given Saudi Arabia's views towards women in sport, the NFL is capitalizing on this moment to perhaps get a viewing share of the younger demographic who like to, you know, enjoy the rizz of the singer and athlete.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/interactive/2023/football-participation-decline-politics-demographics/

https://www.nfhs.org/articles/nfhs-releases-first-high-school-sports-participation-survey-in-three-years/

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#8531
On 1/21/2024 at 6:18 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

I was told they honor the flag:

 

 

They put his mug shot on the American flag.

 

 

The irony and lack of self-awareness is really amazing.

1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

You know what I don't get about this... why does he not like car engines?

Because they're woke.

#8532
On 1/26/2024 at 12:09 PM, wildcat09 said:

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Scott Adams is somehow even more divorced than Elon. 

The people who complain about marriage, dating, sex, or whatever are obvious incel haters.  

I'm 49 and I could get laid this week and married in six months.  If you're a man over 35-40 and can't get a good woman then that says more about you than any of them.

#8533
15 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Taylor Swift on one side, a team from SF, CA on the other, Usher performing at halftime.The Super Bowl of MAGA Snowflakery has arrived.

 

 

My MAGA parents-in-law actually like the 49ers, and it's for the exact reason that you'd expect.

"I like how clean cut Brock Purdy and Christian McCaffrey are. They have a man's haircut, and play the game the right way without all of that showboating."

#8534
52 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

My MAGA parents-in-law actually like the 49ers, and it's for the exact reason that you'd expect.

"I like how clean cut Brock Purdy and Christian McCaffrey are. They have a man's haircut, and play the game the right way without all of that showboating."

They play smart...like coaches on the field. 

#8536
1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

My MAGA parents-in-law actually like the 49ers, and it's for the exact reason that you'd expect.

"I like how clean cut Brock Purdy and Christian McCaffrey are. They have a man's haircut, and play the game the right way without all of that showboating."

 

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#8538
4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

The crazy thing is that MAGA is losing their mind over Taylor Swift being shown at the Kansas City games but were just fine with this

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Tfw MAGA has more common ideology with sharia law than Tswift

#8540

Do we have a separate thread for Ben Shapiro? If so, I couldn't find it.

At any rate, the GQP grifting manlet joined somebody named Tim McDonald on a rap and it's every bit as horrible as you might expect. Shapiro's part starts at 1:08 or so:

 

#8542

Manlet has been bragging about it’s rankings on iTunes, no doubt it’s another Ted Cruz NY Times best seller scam where Manlet’s money skews its ranking. 

#8543

Still bigly mad about Taylor Swift:

Fox News is devoting a segment to attacking Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. Bold strategy, Cotton!

 

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#8544

Looks like it's about that time for the party that elected Ronald Reagan, Sonny Bono, Fred Thompson, fucking "Gopher", Donald Trump, and poses with Kid Rock and Ted Nugent in White House to re-adopt their deeply held belief that celebrities should stay out of politics. 

#8545
6 hours ago, C-Man said:

Do we have a separate thread for Ben Shapiro? If so, I couldn't find it.

At any rate, the GQP grifting manlet joined somebody named Tim McDonald on a rap and it's every bit as horrible as you might expect. Shapiro's part starts at 1:08 or so:

 

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#8546
6 hours ago, C-Man said:

Do we have a separate thread for Ben Shapiro? If so, I couldn't find it.

At any rate, the GQP grifting manlet joined somebody named Tim McDonald on a rap and it's every bit as horrible as you might expect. Shapiro's part starts at 1:08 or so:

 

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#8547

Guys, we've got nearly two weeks to manufacture a right-wing Super Bowl boycott. Let's make it happen.

#8548
18 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Guys, we've got nearly two weeks to manufacture a right-wing Super Bowl boycott. Let's make it happen.

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#8549
OAN host says it makes sense for Biden to have Taylor Swift date Travis Kelce in a massive deep state psy op, because sports in general starting at the youth level is also used to brainwash kids when they should be focused on Jesus instead.

 

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