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18 minutes ago, Red Five said:

What percentage of republicans identify as christians? Gotta be 90% plus right? And yet it's like at some point they all got together and decided that they should be the complete opposite of Jesus Christ. Anti-Christs, if you will. 

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Jesus Christ: If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor.
MAGA Catholics: Fuck off, commie.

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“The King will reply, 'Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.”

This past primary broke my brain.
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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And then he fucked his cousin. 

43 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Benny Johnson wouldn’t have the guts to be naked in a locker room let alone in public.  He’s too weak to have a collection of public indecency charges like the rest of us.  

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Minnesota Republican Senator: "I don't know why I said that."

Narrator: Hmm, yeah, that's one of the world's great mysteries, I guess.

 

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Minnesota Republican Senator: "I don't know why I said that."
Narrator: Hmm, yeah, that's one of the world's great mysteries, I guess.
 

She should have said “that’s ok, you stupid piece of shit. Oh, I’m so sorry, I don’t know why I said that”
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11 hours ago, Fastbreak said:


She should have said “that’s ok, you stupid piece of shit. Oh, I’m so sorry, I don’t know why I said that”

She should have reasoned “why is the senate chamber janitor asking me questions”

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Rittenhouse is one Jad Dean-lookin mafk.

 

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Jad Sean would destroy Rittenhouse, but it reminds me of a joke a friend of mine (Clemson grad) mentioned: 

You guys shouldn’t make fun of this kid. He tried to hang himself after he missed that kick against us. Some people take the rivalry too far. He would have done it too but he couldn’t kick the box out from underneath him

 

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Getting Norovirus to own the libs

Only illegals spread norovirus (in Panama).  Wait, what?

19 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Jad Sean would destroy Rittenhouse, but it reminds me of a joke a friend of mine (Clemson grad) mentioned: 

You guys shouldn’t make fun of this kid. He tried to hang himself after he missed that kick against us. Some people take the rivalry too far. He would have done it too but he couldn’t kick the box out from underneath him

Just out of curiosity, I looked around and even though that’s a joke from a SC site, it’s actually very tame compared to what Clemson fans were saying.  Poor kid was a lifelong Clemson fan as well.

I’m sure none of us would urge a kicker to kill himself if he missed a game-winning FG.

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So she got something you can get by going on any number of cruise ships or to a daycare. 

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Only illegals spread norovirus (in Panama).  Wait, what?

So cruise ships have passengers who are illegals?

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So cruise ships have passengers who are illegals?

Well, just the staff.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, just the staff.

They are playing a long game then.

I have guess about how these guys vote.

 

 

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

I have guess about how these guys vote.

 

 

This may well be the pathetic thing I've ever seen.  

Is that the thing where a bunch of dudes go in the woods and yell?

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

I have guess about how these guys vote.

 

 

Day 1 - 4. Watch as the instructor ass fucks your wife. Do not touch your pepe.

Day 5. Watch as special guest instructor Mandigo ass fucks your wife. Congratulations on making it to graduation. You can touch your pepe today.

"Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king."

The parallel is "Any man who must say 'I am an alpha' is no true alpha."

 

I've met and worked with plenty of "alpha males" in my years.  Not a single one of them had to claim the title.  They just fucking were.  You walk into a room, size things up, and quickly realize that dude in the gray suit in that part of the room is the mofo in charge.

The whole right wing "alpha male" obsession is about fucking losers who are fucking losers by nature trying to claim a title that was never going to be theirs, and by the very act of trying to claim it, they prove they aren't ever going to be worthy of it.

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2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

I have guess about how these guys vote.

 

 

I wonder how many posters there are on the football board who would pay for this class. 

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

"Any man who must say 'I am the king' is no true king."

The parallel is "Any man who must say 'I am an alpha' is no true alpha."

 

I've met and worked with plenty of "alpha males" in my years.  Not a single one of them had to claim the title.  They just fucking were.  You walk into a room, size things up, and quickly realize that dude in the gray suit in that part of the room is the mofo in charge.

The whole right wing "alpha male" obsession is about fucking losers who are fucking losers by nature trying to claim a title that was never going to be theirs, and by the very act of trying to claim it, they prove they aren't ever going to be worthy of it.

There's not actually any such thing as an "alpha."  Men who claim to be alpha or bitch about "betas" are just insecure little pissbabies pretending to be tough. 

6 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

There's not actually any such thing as an "alpha."  Men who claim to be alpha or bitch about "betas" are just insecure little pissbabies pretending to be tough. 

Yes and no to your underlined sentence (full agreement on your second sentence).

And, it depends on how we define "alpha" -- if you try to fully match it up to what we thought the wolfpack definition was, no, it doesn't work.  But there ARE men who are natural leaders and command others.  I've seen it WAY too many times, I know it's real.  Any man who has been a member of a team (sports, military, large organization) has that experience.  There are just natural team leaders.  It happens and sorts that way, rather quickly.  It doesn't mean that the "alpha" in one situation will necessarily be an alpha in every situation (the clear team leader on a football team may not be the leader later in life when he's working on a business team).  And I'll suggest that part of true "alpha" conduct is to NOT be tied up in status, but rather results: a real "alpha" doesn't play like insecure Donny Trump and say "I know more about nuclear energy than anyone."  A real alpha gathers info, listens to knowledgeable people, and then makes and executes on a decision.  He's an "alpha" because he's secure enough in his status that he's not afraid to get information that may disagree with his initial inclination/instinct, and he can act on that new information.....and importantly, people will FOLLOW HIS LEAD.

Maybe a better term is "boss."  But even then, it doesn't really capture the full spectrum of what we're talking about.  It's just good leadership.

In BOB, Dick Winters was an "alpha."  Sobel was not.  It had nothing to do with their rank.  It had everything to do with how they took and exercised leadership.

These pathetic bastards think you're an "alpha" because you roid up and yell at people and wear tactical underwear and shit like that.  They have literally everything about the issue wrong.

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Just now, Brisketexan said:

These pathetic bastards think you're an "alpha" because you roid up and yell at people and wear tactical underwear and shit like that. 

Are assless chaps really considered “tactical?”

Just now, BrickHorn said:

Are assless chaps really considered “tactical?”

Just say chaps.  

Good leaders first learn to follow. Good leadership requires understanding and exhibiting a good mix of intelligence, humility, and empathy and as you note, is context specific. Except for the pretty-introverted, there are plenty of adults who would often be considered "betas" by pissbabies who actually are or would be great leaders in certain settings. It's just that those settings might be, e.g., a D&D campaign rather than a football field. 

Just now, BamaATL said:

Just say chaps.  

This.  Man, PET PEEVE.

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24 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Just say chaps.  

"assless chaps" is way funnier, especially when you are trying to insult someone.

Either way, commence with the thread derail.

30 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This.  Man, PET PEEVE.

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Brisket's desktop background?

Yes and no to your underlined sentence (full agreement on your second sentence).
And, it depends on how we define "alpha" -- if you try to fully match it up to what we thought the wolfpack definition was, no, it doesn't work.  But there ARE men who are natural leaders and command others.  I've seen it WAY too many times, I know it's real.  Any man who has been a member of a team (sports, military, large organization) has that experience.  There are just natural team leaders.  It happens and sorts that way, rather quickly.  It doesn't mean that the "alpha" in one situation will necessarily be an alpha in every situation (the clear team leader on a football team may not be the leader later in life when he's working on a business team).  And I'll suggest that part of true "alpha" conduct is to NOT be tied up in status, but rather results: a real "alpha" doesn't play like insecure Donny Trump and say "I know more about nuclear energy than anyone."  A real alpha gathers info, listens to knowledgeable people, and then makes and executes on a decision.  He's an "alpha" because he's secure enough in his status that he's not afraid to get information that may disagree with his initial inclination/instinct, and he can act on that new information.....and importantly, people will FOLLOW HIS LEAD.
Maybe a better term is "boss."  But even then, it doesn't really capture the full spectrum of what we're talking about.  It's just good leadership.
In BOB, Dick Winters was an "alpha."  Sobel was not.  It had nothing to do with their rank.  It had everything to do with how they took and exercised leadership.
These pathetic bastards think you're an "alpha" because you roid up and yell at people and wear tactical underwear and shit like that.  They have literally everything about the issue wrong.

Sounds like something a gay-tarded little beta would say.

I think it’s okay to refer to the non cowboy working chaps as assless chaps.  If you’re talking about a person wearing them out to a bar or something the assless descriptor gets the point across better.

Saying assless chaps is like saying sleeveless tank tops.  By definition, chaps have no ass material, and tank tops have no sleeves.  

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

The whole right wing "alpha male" obsession is about fucking losers who are fucking losers by nature trying to claim a title that was never going to be theirs, and by the very act of trying to claim it, they prove they aren't ever going to be worthy of it.

You could have just said "Aggies".

3 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Good leaders first learn to follow. Good leadership requires understanding and exhibiting a good mix of intelligence, humility, and empathy and as you note, is context specific. Except for the pretty-introverted, there are plenty of adults who would often be considered "betas" by pissbabies who actually are or would be great leaders in certain settings. It's just that those settings might be, e.g., a D&D campaign rather than a football field. 

I don’t know whether I should feel complimented or insulted 

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Saying assless chaps is like saying sleeveless tank tops.  By definition, chaps have no ass material, and tank tops have no sleeves.  

Saying Assless chaps helps the mind picture a bare ass in chaps.

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Saying Assless chaps helps the mind picture a bare ass in chaps.

And who doesn't want to picture a bare ass, am I right?  For example, that picture above.  Dude could lose the jeans and underwear and drastically improve the look of that outfit.

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