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Stupid fucking cunts wasting the time of people who need to be spending their time on screening for real threats. 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

These dumbfucks scream about wanting the border secure, then freak out when traveling by the border and dealing with the consequences.

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Ah well, that's too bad...

 

 

I'm going to go full VAPA here. 

 

Fuck those cocksuckers (the agents manning the checkpoints, not the guys mouthing off). Those checkpoints are an affront to the Bill of Rights, and it pisses me off every time I have to drive through one.  

Put the checkpoints at the actual border, and I don't have a problem with them. A hundred miles north of the border- yeah, I have a problem with that. 

 

 

That being said, you might beat the rap, but you can't beat the ride. And that asshole in the video is going to get the full ride. 

 

Have to give those guys credit for being exceedingly patient with that moron.  

Fuck.  First Bill Gates planted chips in my body via the Coronahoax vaccine, and now he's MODIFYING THE WEATHER?

6 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

That’s the good stuff

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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He doesn’t understand how weather works.  Category 5 hurricanes are typically rarer than most, but if there are multiple hurricane hitting 160 mph, then they will all be classified as category 5 hurricanes, it’s not like the NWS/NOAA is rationing out classifications or warnings and can look ahead and see just how many really bad weather events are going to happen.

41 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He doesn’t understand how weather works.  Category 5 hurricanes are typically rarer than most, but if there are multiple hurricane hitting 160 mph, then they will all be classified as category 5 hurricanes, it’s not like the NWS/NOAA is rationing out classifications or warnings and can look ahead and see just how many really bad weather events are going to happen.

Never mind the part where "Tornado Emergency" is a new reference, first used in 1999.  God knows how many situations would have warranted TE prior to then.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Never mind the part where "Tornado Emergency" is a new reference, first used in 1999.  God knows how many situations would have warranted TE prior to then.

Seriously.  He might as well be yelling "they keep telling me that there is a 'radar indicated tornado?'  They NEVER gave that warning when I was a kid!"

No shit, numbnuts -- the computing power to clearly spot radar indicated tornadoes took time to develop.

"Look at these spaghetti models showing that they KNOW where a hurricane will go!  They didn't do that when I was a kid!  We had to plot hurricane paths with push pins on a special grocery bag that came out every hurricane season!"  Again....computing power has changed, you fucking drooling idiot.

The internet, and our modern political climate, has fucking weaponized absolute stupidity. 

9 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

I watch that this morning at dawn, drinking coffee at a picnic table, in the cool spring air of a park in downtown Omaha.
Great way to start the day. 

20 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

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I’m a meteorologist.  
My FB comments are full of this shit.   Thankfully, most have pivoted to this geoengineering and away from COVID/bioengineered virus/ivermectin/Fauci fuckery.  
 

Or maybe I've just blocked them all by now.   My blocked list is extensive.  

7 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

My blocked list is extensive.  

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23 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Fuck those cocksuckers (the agents manning the checkpoints, not the guys mouthing off). Those checkpoints are an affront to the Bill of Rights, and it pisses me off every time I have to drive through one.  

Put the checkpoints at the actual border, and I don't have a problem with them. A hundred miles north of the border- yeah, I have a problem with that. 

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3 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

I’m a meteorologist.  
My FB comments are full of this shit.   Thankfully, most have pivoted to this geoengineering and away from COVID/bioengineered virus/ivermectin/Fauci fuckery.  
 

Or maybe I've just blocked them all by now.   My blocked list is extensive.  

I don't know how you do it - I watch the absolute idiocy when my favorite meterologists post anything online.  60% of people appreciate them and 20% ask them if it is going to rain in Sunset Valley at 3:30 during their baby reveal and 20% complain or spread conspiracy theories.    

^  Yep, this. 

"What if all our bio-fuel, big ag, and hydrocarbon extraction/usage/waste may have possible altered the climate by 1-10%?"

-Nah!  Fuck you, you are controlled by the Jews and making tornadoes and space lasers!  Solar is bullshit, the sun isn't real and wind power causes cancer!"

 

11 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

^  Yep, this. 

"What if all our bio-fuel, big ag, and hydrocarbon extraction/usage/waste may have possible altered the climate by 1-10%?"

-Nah!  Fuck you, you are controlled by the Jews and making tornadoes and space lasers!  Solar is bullshit, the sun isn't real and wind power causes cancer!"

 

yeah yeah whatever.  My great-aunt is flying in from Sacramento at 3:30.  Will there be a cold front at ABIA by then?

We’ve got $400 in the wreath fund, right?

Candace when she gets my request:

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On 5/9/2024 at 3:33 PM, Pancho said:

 

To be fair, neither does 95% of this board

Weirdly including one of the best "weather men" that we had for a long while.  Pokes his head up every once in a while, but still can't grasp climate vs weather.

On 5/10/2024 at 1:14 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Climate change is fake news, but weather modification is real

Ok, I wasn't going to post this, but now I have to.

 

FIL today at a family gathering to someone that I know had to work hard to hold their tongue:

"I'm not sure if I believe in this global warming stuff, but I have noticed the climate seems to be getting more sub-tropical around here."  

 

FUCK

 

ETA:  I literally had to hold myself back from saying this

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10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Weirdly including one of the best "weather men" that we had for a long while.  Pokes his head up every once in a while, but still can't grasp climate vs weather.

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On 5/10/2024 at 10:16 AM, TeeDubya said:

I’m a meteorologist.

Ah, that must explain your username. You’re “The Weather.”

12 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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That boy just wants to nibble on some dick and get his butt stuffed.

Free your mind Nick and the rest will follow.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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Someone on here was just praising Elon for letting this guy back on twitter. 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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Lest we forget, the Proud Boys founder live-streamed himself shoving a dildo up his ass to *checks notes* show that he wasn't gay.

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Lest we forget, the Proud Boys founder live-streamed himself shoving a dildo up his ass to *checks notes* show that he wasn't gay.

And Alex Jones was caught surfing for trans porn. Fascism is fueled by self-loathing. 

42 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

And Alex Jones was caught surfing for trans porn. Fascism is fueled by self-loathing. 

I’ve heard the phrase: let your freak flag fly. What that flag looked like, I wasn’t sure. So, I found an example.

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Works for me.

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4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

George Santos is a national treasure

 

I much preferr him as a Twitter troll instead of a congressman

If there’s not a drag show called “Gaypers Mossad Hack” by next Autumn, I’m gonna be very disappointed in the simulation.  

NTTIAWWT. (Except for the fact that he’s a Nazi apologist who spreads hatred.)

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3 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

NTTIAWWT. (Except for the fact that he’s a Nazi apologist who spreads hatred.)

 

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40 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

hahaha. Definitely not a drag queen.

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PORTSMOUTH, R.I. — A local member of a New England-based neo-Nazi group known for disrupting children’s “drag queen story hours” has been charged with possessing child pornography.

Stephen Thomas Farrea, 34, a member of the Nationalist Social Club-131, had been arrested two years ago while distributing white nationalism leaflets in East Providence.

Then, last month, the Portsmouth police got a tip that Farrea may be in possession of child pornography.

13 minutes ago, bolverk said:

hahaha. Definitely not a drag queen.

Of course. Of course.

Still.

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