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4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

They really think the opening ceremonies should be targeted to United States Christians โ€œwhat is this artsy shit just bring out Michael Jordan ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉโ€ย 

When American Southerners and Midwesterners watch a production of French people doing French shit.

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41 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

They really think the opening ceremonies should be targeted to United States Christians โ€œwhat is this artsy shit just bring out Michael Jordan ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉโ€ย 

Donโ€™t they know Sandy Patti is retired?

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40 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Itโ€™s the small-minded thinking that defines them. โ€œEverything is about us/is targeted at us as the audience.โ€
Hey clownsโ€ฆthereโ€™s an entire planet out there, and 99% of it hasnโ€™t heard of you and yours, and doesnโ€™t give a shit about same.
Itโ€™s like bitching about how thereโ€™s no bacon served in your hotel in Tel Aviv, and now thatโ€™s a personal attack on bacon loving Americansโ€ฆor some other stupid shit like that.
I promise you, the designers of the Ceremony spent 0.0 seconds thinking โ€œman, this is really gonna piss off ignorant bible thumpers in Sisterfuck, Alabama.โ€

Good time to bring back up The Dead Milkmen and "Tiny Town"

Hello, my name is Billy Bob and I don't give a damn
I got myself some white sheets straight from the Ku Klux Klan
I got myself a daughter and she's a Mongoloid
Because I married my sister and our gene pool's been destroyed
Let's do it

This is a tiny town
And we don't want you comin' round

This is a tiny town
And we don't want you comin' round

We got ourself a sheriff and his name's Bobby Joe
One day he said to me, "Them punk rockers gotta go"
So we hopped into his pickup truck with a gun rack on the back
And we beat up on them punks and we beat up on them blacks
Because

This is a tiny town
And we don't want you comin' round

This is a tiny town
And we don't want you comin' round

So if you should happen to come to our little town
It might be wise if you didn't hang around
'Cause we hate blacks and we hate Jews
And we hate punks but we love the F.U.s
Let's do it

This is a tiny town
And we don't want you comin' round

This is a tiny town
And we don't want you comin' round

On 7/27/2024 at 10:50 PM, F250 said:

When American Southerners and Midwesterners watch a production of French people doing French shit.

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Too soon, man.ย  Too soon.ย  Richard Simmons was a treasure.

On 7/27/2024 at 10:25 PM, Brisketexan said:

I promise you, the designers of the Ceremony spent 0.0 seconds thinking โ€œman, this is really gonna piss off ignorant bible thumpers in Sisterfuck, Alabama.โ€

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I never thought The Dead Milkmen would enter the Cloak Room.ย  Between them, Scruffy The Cat and Dash Rip Rock I think garage rock bands at Liberty Lunch took about 15 years off my hearing.

Too soon, man.ย  Too soon.ย  Richard Simmons was a treasure.

Or using this gif at this time in this context is the perfect tribute to the American treasure that was Richard Simmons.
I never thought The Dead Milkmen would enter the Cloak Room.ย  Between them, Scruffy The Cat and Dash Rip Rock I think garage rock bands at Liberty Lunch took about 15 years off my hearing.

All I can say is that to an 8th grader growing up in East Texas who didnโ€™t know what East Coast punk rebellion sounded like, they were a revelation.

Though I was very conflicted about their making fun of SRV. It took me a long time to reconcile that. In my heart of hearts, maybe I still havenโ€™t.

Never paid real close attention to the dead milkmen, though I always dug bitchin Camaro.

Whatโ€™s this about beef with Stevie?

Too soon, man.ย  Too soon.ย  Richard Simmons was a treasure.

I met him once, in the speakerโ€™s office of the USHOR. He was wearing a suit and tie, which was unexpected.

And now I have been loudly belting out the Dead Milkmenโ€™s entire catalog @ my dogs and they look confused, so thanks guys.
Never paid real close attention to the dead milkmen, though I always dug bitchin Camaro.

Whatโ€™s this about beef with Stevie?

I canโ€™t recall what song it was, but they were kinda poking fun at his big western hats and kimonos and general stage wear he presented. I wouldnโ€™t call it beef so much as goofy punk kids punking and goofing as they are want to do. Someone here will recall with more detail, but thatโ€™s my recollection from say, 1988 or so.
1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:


I canโ€™t recall what song it was, but they were kinda poking fun at his big western hats and kimonos and general stage wear he presented. I wouldnโ€™t call it beef so much as goofy punk kids punking and goofing as they are want to do. Someone here will recall with more detail, but thatโ€™s my recollection from say, 1988 or so.

"Big Time Operator" on their Bucky Fellini album. I didn't recall the song but just looked it up, and it only vaguely rings a bell. Charlie Sexton gets name-dropped, too.ย 

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15 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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Yeah.ย  The rest of us are DEFINITELY way off-target when we call them out as weird.ย  Nothing weird to see here, move along.

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26 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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Heโ€™s gonna fuck that rabbit.

3 hours ago, Kermit said:

Heโ€™s gonna fuck that rabbit.

he already did. look at its face

Trump is reposting Qanon shit in truth socialโ€ฆToo bad a lot of them are pissed at him for not following through on the batshit stuff they were promised.

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4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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3 hours ago, Kermit said:

Heโ€™s gonna fuck that rabbit.

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24 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

he already did. look at its face

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On 7/29/2024 at 4:56 PM, bolverk said:

"Big Time Operator" on their Bucky Fellini album. I didn't recall the song but just looked it up, and it only vaguely rings a bell. Charlie Sexton gets name-dropped, too.ย 

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Man, there's a lot less to that song than I expected. ย Faded memories of youth, I suppose. ย Thanks for doing the research. ย 

7 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

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If you squint ,that 45 kind of looks like something else... what could it be, what could it be.

Also, someone help me figure out why a Puerto Rican would vote for someone who treated them like he did.

On 7/31/2024 at 10:42 AM, Chad Fuck said:

Man, there's a lot less to that song than I expected. ย Faded memories of youth, I suppose. ย Thanks for doing the research. ย 

Yeah, that's pretty benign.

2 hours ago, texasdago said:

If you squint ,that 45 kind of looks like something else... what could it be, what could it be.

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On 7/26/2024 at 8:22 PM, Ted Lange said:

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I mean, it's not holy writ.ย  It was a painting.ย  By a gay man.

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

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โ€œYouโ€™re trying to intimidate me right now!โ€ groused Spadone to an officer who was standing there looking bored, if anything. Clearly not his first time at the hotel boozehound rodeo!

โ€œYou trying to intimidate me right now makes you look like a fucking faggot, so, stop doing it. And we can be cool.โ€ The officers let himย go on. โ€œAny of you guys wrestle? Any cauliflower ears? I can take all three of you guys right now. Easy,โ€ said the guy built like a potato and several inches shorter than the officer he was ranting at.

โ€œAll right,โ€ shrugged the officer.

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May I suggest using your nightstick, officer?

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Wrestling a group of cops seems like a bold choice.ย 

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On 8/2/2024 at 2:57 PM, cactusflinthead said:

โ€œYouโ€™re trying to intimidate me right now!โ€ groused Spadone to an officer who was standing there looking bored, if anything. Clearly not his first time at the hotel boozehound rodeo!

โ€œYou trying to intimidate me right now makes you look like a fucking faggot, so, stop doing it. And we can be cool.โ€ The officers let himย go on. โ€œAny of you guys wrestle? Any cauliflower ears? I can take all three of you guys right now. Easy,โ€ said the guy built like a potato and several inches shorter than the officer he was ranting at.

โ€œAll right,โ€ shrugged the officer.

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14 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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And to think I used to want to bang her.ย  I still do but I used to, too.

21 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

And to think I used to want to bang her.ย  I still do but I used to, too.

Yeah but I wouldnโ€™t call her for like two days

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15 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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honestly, tampons in bathrooms are a great way to plug a bullet wound so I can definitely see them having a place in all American bathrooms

51 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Yeah but I wouldnโ€™t call her for like two days

ย You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money.ย 

If you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby whoโ€™s ready to party

1 hour ago, Captainant said:

honestly, tampons in bathrooms are a great way to plug a bullet wound so I can definitely see them having a place in all American bathrooms

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1 hour ago, safe sex said:

An awful fact, but true

Actually, it's not true.ย  Tampons may absorb the blood, but they do nothing to stop the bleeding.ย  Plugging a bullet wound with a tampon may prevent the wound from making a mess on the floor, but you will still bleed out.ย  We need to be teaching our elementary age kids proper battlefield first aid.

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This, fuck Geometry!ย 

12 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

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Actually, it's not true.ย  Tampons may absorb the blood, but they do nothing to stop the bleeding.ย  Plugging a bullet wound with a tampon may prevent the wound from making a mess on the floor, but you will still bleed out.ย  We need to be teaching our elementary age kids proper battlefield first aid.

Reading an' ritin' an' trauma first aid!

31 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

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Actually, it's not true.ย  Tampons may absorb the blood, but they do nothing to stop the bleeding.ย  Plugging a bullet wound with a tampon may prevent the wound from making a mess on the floor, but you will still bleed out.ย  We need to be teaching our elementary age kids proper battlefield first aid.

What's the functional difference between a tampon and medical gauze used to plug a wound? I've taken out an awful lot of bullet wound dressings that were just gauze shoved into the hole wrapped with tape/more gauze. Obv neither stops bleeding without being specialized quick-clotting fabric, but that usage is what I was getting at, and it seems better than nothing?

Your last sentence is tragic, but until things substantially change in this country, very true. There does need to be more specialized education and supplies available to students.

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