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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, I said "we." Not "you." Listen, you're a great poster, so don't take this as me being an asshole, take it as a legitimate concern for your reputiation:
Don't be like 3Putt. Look at the dates on tweets and theads.

Really, I only even responded to your message becuase I wanted to drag 3putt for his fucking inane behavior. You're great. 

I take no offense my man. I found it funny. Many things slip through the cracks here and I hadn't seen it. My bad. I was properly scolded by @HenryJames

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33 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

As soon as I clicked the link, I had a confuse. I’m just glad that my crazy pills are still doing their job.

are those the ones that make you crazy or keep you from becoming so?

13 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

are those the ones that make you crazy or keep you from becoming so?

Yes

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, I said "we." Not "you." Listen, you're a great poster, so don't take this as me being an asshole, take it as a legitimate concern for your reputiation:
Don't be like 3Putt. Look at the dates on tweets and theads.

Really, I only even responded to your message becuase I wanted to drag 3putt for his fucking inane behavior. You're great. 

 

Like this would ever happen. 

 

 

55 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Like this would ever happen. 

 

 

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Don't really love that Congress has become this, but republicans created this crap by electing theatrical dipshits and hoping the other side would stay quiet.   I do like how Jasmine called them out for their bullshit, I guess that guy was a B12 Referee.  

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Does this come with truck nuts?

2 hours ago, tchookem said:

Heavy on the mockery here...
 

I'd like to think a young @Brisketexan would heartily applaud the player in the Save America hat's cooze acquisition strategy. Wide net and all that.  

18 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

When a girl finally swipes right 

 

Counterpoint:

 

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FAFO
 

 

On 8/13/2024 at 10:54 AM, Ted Lange said:

How it started

 

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How it is going

 

 

 

 

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37 minutes ago, Haphap said:

FAFO
 

 

What a pair of despicable people.

Apparently, she was able to quit her coaching job before being fired. But, get this, she had previously been fired by a Chicago TV station from her reporter job after being caught on camera in a bikini with her kids at the house of a man whose wife had gone missing AND she'd been covering that story as the reporter. As for the Proft asshole, he's now no longer on the board of Envision Unlimited, which is a nonprofit that...get this...supports kids with disabilities.

No word if they'll be fired from their radio gig by a massive conservative "Christian" media company, called Salem Media Group, that's headquartered in Irving, Texas.

Just throw this on the accumulating pile of evidence that modern American "conservativism" simply means being a total and complete dickhead that enjoys punching down on people who are less fortunate and have lower status.

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2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Just throw this on the accumulating pile of evidence that modern American "conservativism" simply means being a total and complete dickhead that enjoys punching down on people who are less fortunate and have lower status.

That's really it -- it's the defining essence of what it is to be "conservative."

There was a meme or somesuch I saw about Tim Walz, about how he's everything that an "alpha male" is supposed to be: a gun owner and expert shot, a military vet, a football coach, a good family man.....but he is denigrated by the right as a simpering wuss because he doesn't display the one defining, essential trait of the conservative alpha male archetype: being a fucking dick to people.  You can be everything an "alpha" is supposed to be, but if you fail to check the "is an utterly mean dick" box, you are a beta wuss.

A movement that values being a fucking dick above all else.  And that movement holds incredible power.  What a fucked place we live in.

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

But, get this, she had previously been fired by a Chicago TV station from her reporter job after being caught on camera in a bikini with her kids at the house of a man whose wife had gone missing

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I'm sure his "legal action" will have far-reaching consequences.

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

"I'm going to sue you for finding my deliberately recorded video that I posted but then deleted." That about the jist of it?

Me, a bald man, every time I see Tim Pool and his stupid hat:

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On 8/28/2024 at 5:00 PM, Brisketexan said:

That's really it -- it's the defining essence of what it is to be "conservative."

There was a meme or somesuch I saw about Tim Walz, about how he's everything that an "alpha male" is supposed to be: a gun owner and expert shot, a military vet, a football coach, a good family man.....but he is denigrated by the right as a simpering wuss because he doesn't display the one defining, essential trait of the conservative alpha male archetype: being a fucking dick to people.  You can be everything an "alpha" is supposed to be, but if you fail to check the "is an utterly mean dick" box, you are a beta wuss.

A movement that values being a fucking dick above all else.  And that movement holds incredible power.  What a fucked place we live in.

So you’re saying that Jesus was a wuss for not being a dick to people?  You’re dashing all my dreams.

Whats next, are you going to tell me I shouldn’t use the tax code to try and pick up somebody at a bar?

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Well, that explains the practiced kung-fu-grip of his right hand in that pic.

Not that any of us should be judging, here.

12 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

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Louis Money, who worked at two windowless, 24-hour porn stores in Greensboro, North Carolina, told the outlet that Robinson frequented the stores every day after he finished his shift. Money said Robinson would often purchase two “previews,” which consisted of a viewing in a private booth.

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7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, that explains the practiced kung-fu-grip of his right hand in that pic.

Not that any of us should be judging, here.

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11 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

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Money has since become the frontman of a Greensboro band called Trailer Park Orchestra, which earlier this year released a song called “The Lt. Governor Owes Me Money.”

He insisted to both the Assembly and WRAL that the song was based on a true story about $25 Robinson never paid him for the final bootleg tape he bought from him in 2004. He admitted to WRAL, however, that he was “promoting his band” and trying to make money from the song by taking his story to the press.

 

 

17 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

I worked at Pleasureland on 29th and Guad for a few weeks in college and in my limited time there the men who used the arcade booths were closeted and didn't want any trace of gay porn* in their daily life. I'm not saying, I'm just saying.

*I know this bc unfortunately there were CC cameras everywhere in that place and part of my job was to monitor what was going on back there. Luckily I never had to physically go into the arcade. fun job. never a dull moment. lol

19 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

lmao

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It's never a good sign when your police chief looks like he's part of a white supremacist biker gang.

2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

It's never a good sign when your police chief looks like he's part of a white supremacist biker gang.

No, no, no. He's getting ready to blend in with the locals when his volunteer Seal team gets inserted into Fallujah.

On 9/1/2024 at 2:48 PM, jimmyjazz said:

I'm sure his "legal action" will have far-reaching consequences.

He backtraced it! Consequences will never be the same!

On 8/27/2024 at 7:38 PM, tchookem said:

Heavy on the mockery here...
 

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1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Nonzero chance he has multiple children tied up in his basement.

35 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Nonzero chance he has multiple children tied up in his basement.

if they're lucky

The day some emerge from the disinformation cocoon they've been living in will be similar to when cult members finally leave the cult or QAnon believers realize they've been had. Or they'll just continue to believe bullshit because it confirms the worst that they believe the other side is doing. 

36 minutes ago, mdmost said:

The day some emerge from the disinformation cocoon they've been living in will be similar to when cult members finally leave the cult or QAnon believers realize they've been had. Or they'll just continue to believe bullshit because it confirms the worst that they believe the other side is doing. 

They will never, ever leave.

Cults are like "blood in, blood out" gangs.  The only exit plan is death.  That's why COVID really let us down.  It was a fatal disease, the idiot cultists did all the right things to get taken out by it at a higher rate....it just didn't have a high enough fatality rate.  Give us a plague with a 30% fatality rate, have the cultists react to it the same way they reacted to COVID, and we'll finally make some progress.

Yes, that's morbid hyperbole....but it's also true.  You cannot reason someone out of a position that they didn't reason themselves into.  They are lost.  MAGA Americans are lost.  They are an enemy 5th column entrenched in our society, and they are never going away.  Our best strategy is to isolate them as much as possible, shame, humiliate, and shove them back into their holes where they can grumble but do less damage, and wait for them to die.

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

They will never, ever leave.

Cults are like "blood in, blood out" gangs.  The only exit plan is death.  That's why COVID really let us down.  It was a fatal disease, the idiot cultists did all the right things to get taken out by it at a higher rate....it just didn't have a high enough fatality rate.  Give us a plague with a 30% fatality rate, have the cultists react to it the same way they reacted to COVID, and we'll finally make some progress.

Yes, that's morbid hyperbole....but it's also true.  You cannot reason someone out of a position that they didn't reason themselves into.  They are lost.  MAGA Americans are lost.  They are an enemy 5th column entrenched in our society, and they are never going away.  Our best strategy is to isolate them as much as possible, shame, humiliate, and shove them back into their holes where they can grumble but do less damage, and wait for them to die.

I mean... you know... there's some truth to this.

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