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3 hours ago, mdmost said:

The day some emerge from the disinformation cocoon they've been living in will be similar to when cult members finally leave the cult or QAnon believers realize they've been had. Or they'll just continue to believe bullshit because it confirms the worst that they believe the other side is doing. 

It's extremely hard to admit that you were wrong. It's exceedingly difficult to admit that you were the easy mark of an obvious con. It's damn near impossible to admit that you've been really fucking stupid. Most (all, probably) will dig deeper to avoid facing that reality.

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5 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

It's extremely hard to admit that you were wrong. It's exceedingly difficult to admit that you were the easy mark of an obvious con. It's damn near impossible to admit that you've been really fucking stupid. Most (all, probably) will dig deeper to avoid facing that reality.

Wrong.

Easy marks.

Really fucking stupid.

BY GAWD, THAT'S OUR MUSIC!

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It’s refreshing and hilarious how they’re covering this shit on the local news. 
 

 

C’mon man. She used witchcraft. So it doesn’t count. 

43 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

So he admits that Harris dominated? Cool cool. 

Best you can do is tell these people that if God wanted Donald Trump in the White House, he would have kept him there in 2021.

1 hour ago, GenXer said:

C’mon man. She used witchcraft. So it doesn’t count. 

When the Supreme Court overturns her victory in December, this will be used as reasoning.

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

 

So.....I really really really want this one to be true.

Just now, Post Oak said:

Christians you have to do better.

Yeah.  We talking about American Christians?  They can't do better.

13 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

So.....I really really really want this one to be true.

Including the part about her eating the dog food. I'd sweeten the endorsement to $200 if she ate on air and said this line. 

"This is the anti-woke, human grade dog food. yum yum"

And does Ol' Roy make a canned food?

21 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It was Satan who stole the election

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On 9/13/2024 at 9:43 AM, GenXer said:

C’mon man. She used witchcraft. So it doesn’t count. 

We’ve all heard the incantations before.

“Hocus Pocus!” “Abracadabra!” “Crowd Size!”

18 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Please tell me that's Fitlump.

No bolt-ons.

2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

She needs to grab a towel and wipe the pole.

 

That does nothing for me

On 9/3/2024 at 5:47 PM, F250 said:

windowless, 24-hour porn stores

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3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought Taibbi would be shilling for this group. Makes you wonder what Putin has over him from his time working in 1990s Russia.

FAFO

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A Woodland Hills man who terrorized street vendors using violence, racist language and an ax must pay two victims a total of more than $2.8 million.

On Wednesday, a jury found Daniel McGuire guilty of assault, inflicting emotional distress and committing violent acts, among other offenses, against vendors Jonathan Alvarez and Tomas Leocadio — both of whom relied on their fruit stands as their sole source of income.

McGuire’s “reign of terror” took place between February and August 2022, attorney Christian Contreras wrote in court documents. During that period, McGuire repeatedly harassed vendors working at the intersection of Canoga Avenue and Dumetz Road in Woodland Hills, the complaint states.

In March of that year, McGuire published and distributed a racist manifesto around the neighborhood, referring to fruit vendors as “sub-American illegal aliens,” “hardened criminals” and “cockroaches that need to be ground into the dirt,” according to the complaint.

The same month, McGuire “terrorized” Leocadio using racist and vulgar language, causing the vendor to remove his stand from the intersection, the complaint states.

That August, McGuire was captured on camera destroying Alvarez’s fruit stand with an ax.

 

15 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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I've heard of a couple of those people and zero of those bands

I see Russell Brand has taken the Dennis Miller career path. 

11 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

I see Russell Brand has taken the Dennis Miller career path. 

Yep. Both traveled all the way from unfunny hack comic to loathsome has-been. 

2 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Yep. Both traveled all the way from unfunny hack comic to loathsome has-been. 

In fairness, DM was nails on Weekend Update. 

21 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

In fairness, DM was nails on Weekend Update. 

No, he sucked. Nealon was a huge improvement and then Norm took that role to another level. Miller was always a pompous hack. 

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Anyone have "Cards Against Humanity game maker sues Elon Musk" on their 2024 bingo cards?  If so, you can mark it.

 

On 9/15/2024 at 7:48 PM, Post Oak said:

That does nothing for me

Boredom is not a sensation?

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Man it's WILD how much that sack of shit was driving conservative dialogue vis-a-vis CRT culture war shit

Childless and single cat guy?

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12 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Childless and single cat guy?

Well, he's a Republican, so there's a better than 90% chance that he's a self-hating closeted gay man...it's kinda their brand.

I don't even understand how that conversation happens.  How in the fuck, in the age of the interwebs, does one think he can just have a stunt family and not have it come out in public?  Shameless, closeted, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. 

46 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, he's a Republican, so there's a better than 90% chance that he's a self-hating closeted gay man...it's kinda their brand.

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1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Childless and single cat guy?

52 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, he's a Republican, so there's a better than 90% chance that he's a self-hating closeted gay man...it's kinda their brand.

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41 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Shameless, closeted, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. 

Whew.  Thank goodness I'm flaming straight, so I don't hit that entire trifecta.  Because otherwise, the shameless and stupid approach has worked out just fine for me.

wtf? 

Its clear he really values his relationship with his fiance. Or he just paid some rando to take a picture with him faking a smile. Or that women is now dead in his basement. I'm leaning the second option, but can't discount the third.

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