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4 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Seems like there's been some coordinated disinfo on social media since the hurricane. Most of it is of the "Stop sending money to Ukraine and use it for hurricane relief" false choice variety. Assuming most (all) of it is Russian bots, it's interesting to see which republicans are running with it. 

Because artillery shells are going to do hurricane victims a fucking lot of good.

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5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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ok matt, here's 10,000 artillery shells, one million rounds of 7.62, and some air defense missiles. Good luck!

 

note: I have no idea if those numbers are correct or not, but you get the idea. 

 

 

1 hour ago, TeeDubya said:

Because artillery shells are going to do hurricane victims a fucking lot of good.

We should have just nuked the hurricane while it was over Cuba or something, problem solved.  

Watters: We are getting a lot of texts from women about Stephen Miller. Our audience believes you are some sort of sexual matador. 

Miller: Some advice to any young man out there. If you are a young man who's looking to impress the ladies, to be attractive.. the best thing you can do is wear your Trump support on your sleeve. Show that you are a real man. Show that you are not a beta. Be a proud and loud Trump supporter and your dating life will be fantastic

5 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Watters: We are getting a lot of texts from women about Stephen Miller. Our audience believes you are some sort of sexual matador. 

Miller: Some advice to any young man out there. If you are a young man who's looking to impress the ladies, to be attractive.. the best thing you can do is wear your Trump support on your sleeve. Show that you are a real man. Show that you are not a beta. Be a proud and loud Trump supporter and your dating life will be fantastic

That's just solid advice from a well known pussy slayer right there.  That Stephen Miller, boy the ladies just can't get enough.  His serial killer vibes just drops them panties.   I'm sure some of the ladies that post here can attest, they just can't resist.  

18 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Watters: We are getting a lot of texts from women about Stephen Miller. Our audience believes you are some sort of sexual matador predator. 

fify

It's as if there is some secret "Idiot Olympics" and all of these fucking morons have their heart set on bringing home the gold.  Fucking hell.

I wish we lived in a world where someone named Catturd wasn't spread around on social media for way too many people to consume his drivel. 

On 9/30/2024 at 7:25 PM, HenryJames said:

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Dammit I was hoping for whale head and whale juice.

59 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I wish we lived in a world where someone named Catturd wasn't spread around on social media for way too many people to consume his drivel. 

 

There were good, honest intentions when things like Twitter and Facebook were created.  Then things went awry.

 

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11 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

There were good, honest intentions when things like Twitter and Facebook were created.  

 

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Nvm apparently that was a shitpost lmao

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TIL there is something called Turd Stock. Then I learned there have been at least two of them

54 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Just exactly who were these music legends who performed at....turdstock. 

I'm guessing there were at least four different cover versions of "Proud to be an American."

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I'm guessing there were at least four different cover versions of "Proud to be an American."

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Cause we'll put a boot in your ass
It's the American way”

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Particularly funny:

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Andreas Münzhuber, 37, a senior member of the Bavaria faction of neo-Nazi group The Third Way, was climbing Untersberg mountain on a 30-person tour when he tripped on an exposed wet root and fell 196 feet down rocky terrain to his death on Sept. 29, German news outlets reported. 

Tripped on a root.  Damn the luck.

4 hours ago, Ted Lange said:


 

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On 10/11/2024 at 10:50 PM, TeeDubya said:

 

I want that shirt.

On 10/11/2024 at 12:16 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Fuck you, lady. You don’t get to graduate to the GQP thread.

 

Just wait until the Haitians move in

Germany knows this shit is some bullshit. A pic my daughter sent this morning:

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On 10/11/2024 at 11:32 AM, TeeDubya said:

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Cause we'll put a boot in your ass
It's the American way”

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On 10/11/2024 at 8:46 PM, Ted Lange said:


 

He did nazi that coming.

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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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I mean....that's another thing.  These cunts are completely biblically illiterate.

"The least of these" is from Matthew 25.  Here's the ENTIRE relevant passage....doesn't say fuck all about "persecution of Christians" (who weren't even a fucking thing at the time of the parables):

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“When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. 32 All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. 33 He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.

34 “Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. 35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’

37 “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’

40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’

45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’

American "Conservative Christians" are, LITERALLY, anti-Christ.

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2 hours ago, C-Man said:

And another one
 

Not a great sign about how common place these stories are within the church that "christian recording artist" caught my eye as being more immediately revolting than "child sex crimes"

Ohhhh that's why women don't want to procreate with him. He's too busy. Of course!

3 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This is incredibly funny.

 

Somebody has something on him?

2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Ohhhh that's why women don't want to procreate with him. He's too busy. Of course!

There's plenty of MAGA types that would hook up with a thousandaire who has a podcast.

Finding a woman isn't the problem.

Posting this AS A TECH FAN...kicker scores a TD on a fake FG and busts this shirt out:

e: Says Trump '24 MAGA

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Shut up and kick, dickcheese!

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2 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

Posting this AS A TECH FAN...kicker scores a TD on a fake FG and busts this shirt out:

e: Says Trump '24 MAGA

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He missed a FG and we lost by a point by the way

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Some lady on Threads posted this last night. Said it’s LT/Westlake game.

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