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Double decker of stupidity. 

It lowers the anxiety (but not frustration) with where we are when you accept how many people in this country are just dumb. They don't understand jokes or look at globes. Impossible to get anywhere with these people. 

Unfortunately the fecund paramecia in their lizard brains mutated in 2016 and they learned to vote 

1 hour ago, Bama Llama said:

Unfortunately the fecund paramecia in their lizard brains mutated in 2016 and they learned to vote 

*wakes up from 5th grade biology nap*
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6 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Double decker of stupidity. 

It lowers the anxiety (but not frustration) with where we are when you accept how many people in this country are just dumb. They don't understand jokes or look at globes. Impossible to get anywhere with these people. 

My MIL was shocked when she couldn’t see michigan from the top of the sears tower. “It looks so close on a map.” My wife and I still laugh about that stupidity. 

My family doesn’t get a free pass. My niece figured that visitors to hawaii could drive there on a bridge because “It looks so close on a map.” She has a doctorate.

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Cletus - “Muh IRA bought ‘em at $85.  Man, imma be as rich as Trump…”

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3553774

Celebrating overt racism being back.

 

"My HS kids have been telling me for a few years that anything goes these days. At home, we don't dance around race, religion, etc. We're not disrespectful, but play on stereotypes and it is in good fun."

 

uh huh, uh huh

 

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On 8/6/2025 at 11:59 AM, HenryJames said:

 

Thankfully I have no fucking clue what any of this is about 

Actual comment/commenter spotted on LinkedIn this morning... 

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38 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Actual comment/commenter spotted on LinkedIn this morning... 

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this is an excellent and salient example of how the main group people who care about pronous are people using them as outrage bait

55 minutes ago, Captainant said:

this is an excellent and salient example of how the main group people who care about pronous are people using them as outrage bait

What I found amazing is that someone felt that was an appropriate way to identify themselves to the business community.  Not to say that there aren't others that feel like this guy but, man, that is laying it all out.

7 minutes ago, texasdago said:

What I found amazing is that someone felt that was an appropriate way to identify themselves to the business community.  Not to say that there aren't others that feel like this guy but, man, that is laying it all out.

LinkedIn has some outright lunatics on it, it's just as bad as facebook imo

9 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Thankfully I have no fucking clue what any of this is about 

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The joke is extra funny when you don't use pronouns to mock the use of pronouns.

Look at the size of that head -- it's like Sputnik!

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I can't tell if his facial features are abnormally condensed, the rest of his head is abnormally large, or both.

3 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

I can't tell if his facial features are abnormally condensed, the rest of his head is abnormally large, or both.

He's the human embodiment of a really bad photoshop job circa 2000.

19 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Look at the size of that head -- it's like Sputnik!

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This is what the MAGA movement believes...and 53% of white women still voted for it.  When we know that probably half of them will be ripshit pissed when the regime rolls back the rights they've grown up with.

Pulp fiction I didn't vote for this yes you did meme for them, and they'll never get it.  

These people are gleefully chugging the poison that will kill them, and then don't understand when they get sick and die.

She's a billionaire, fuckface. She doesn't to submit to anyone.

58 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Look at the size of that head -- it's like Sputnik!

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His giant freak head aside, this is why Walz called them weird. They care about shit that no one should care about. 

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

They care about shit that no one should care about. 

That's not true.   They care about shit that retrograde, caveman-thinking shitheels care about very much.

Women should be subservient to men, in all respects.  America should be a white man's paradise, and any minorities that are allowed to exist here do so solely at the pleasure and by permission of white men.  Etc. etc.  Just utterly backwards-ass bullshit but oh yes, a lot of people care about that very much.

These people are so fucking broken, there's no hope of living on the same planet with them in peace.  Seriously, they are fucking beyond demented.

On 8/28/2025 at 11:21 AM, C-Man said:

Look at the size of that head -- it's like Sputnik!

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4 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

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I had forgotten Jason Whitlock had lost his mind. What a weirdo. 

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22 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Wait, assless chaps are a gay-only thing?

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That's certainly news to Lindsey Graham.

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Wait, assless chaps are a gay-only thing?

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If chaps had asses, wouldn’t they just be leather pants?

 

More for the undercard.
 

Regardless of what he says…I firmly believe that adult males who wear a stocking cap 24/7 should be launched into the sun.
14 hours ago, RPM said:

 


That is how you get Republican women out to vote next year.

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https://www.huffpost.com/entry/scott-adams-dilbert-paralyzed-below-the-waist_n_69443824e4b0bafbdede8bf4

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Famed Cartoonist Says He’s ‘Paralyzed Below The Waist’

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A multitude of publications carrying Adams’ “Dilbert,” his 1989-launched office-set featuring the everyman nerd of the same name, dropped his strip in 2023 after he said Black people were members of a “hate group.”

He then declared, “The best advice I would give to white people is to get the hell away from Black people.”

18 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

 

Good, glad to hear this, would love for a civil war between Republican grifters next year, it'll be the icing on the cake of everything else Trump is fucking up.

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