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#959
On 10/27/2018 at 10:26 AM, Pancho Negro said:

 

Gee, what a shock that she didn't believe in any conspiracy theories until she became a Trumpkin. 

The lack of self-awareness and personal accountability from the right is unforgivable. 

 

#960

It's also a great way to end the video.  "I've quit watching TV shows with scripts that are less predictable than this!"  Yes ma'am.  That's what we've been saying.  All this shit we are seeing?  It is all very predictable.

#961
2 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

It's also a great way to end the video.  "I've quit watching TV shows with scripts that are less predictable than this!"  Yes ma'am.  That's what we've been saying.  All this shit we are seeing?  It is all very predictable.

Most of us could have predicted that umbrellas baffle Trump.  

#964

Two comments:

1) Straight out of "Man in the High Castle" central cast.

2) WHERE ARE HIS FUCKING EYEBALLS?!?!?

#968
25 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Adding:  where does one even find a nazi uniform these days? 

Ace Hardware in Fredericksburg. Ask for Kyle 

#970
15 minutes ago, relapse98 said:

Ace Hardware in Fredericksburg. Ask for Kyle 

Zeke Kyle?

Edited by bolverk
Clarifying for non-German speakers that might miss this awesome pun. Sound it out. Get it?

#973
9 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

That is child abuse and shit. His kid will never live down the Hitler thing. WTG, cross eyed asshole dad.

Son-nephew is the preferred term. 

#979
49 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Y'know that smell? That smell off cheap motel carpet?

Strangely it reminds me of the carpet in the shining. 

#980
That is child abuse and shit. His kid will never live down the Hitler thing. WTG, cross eyed asshole dad.
Could be kidnapping too. How sure are we that's his kid? That would mean someone fucked that thing and I'm not sure I'm buying that.

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#983

The one on the right looks like some nightmare combo of Kellyanne Conway and DJ Qualls.

Also, WTF is about to burst out of that old lady's leg?!?!

#984
1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Y’all ever wondered what Bannon groupies look like?

Well, wonder no more!

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#985

X, X, 1, X

She’d have been a hot cougar milf when I was 19.

#990
13 hours ago, bolverk said:

The one on the right looks like some nightmare combo of Kellyanne Conway and DJ Qualls.

Also, WTF is about to burst out of that old lady's leg?!?!

Worms.

#991

The party of fiscal responsibility is applauding the idea of 100 tanks and thousands of soldiers moving to the border to stop an "invasion" of women and children. And let me take you seriously when you try to argue your funding philosophy for education and healthcare. 

Edited by SmokeyTheBear

#993
29 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Trump-humers and Texags are all hyped-up thinking this heavy equipment transport is heading down to stop the caravan:

https://twitter.com/RightWingLawMan/status/1057360816427552768

Trains like that are probably heading down and then over to Fort Bliss or Fort Hood. 

They aren’t going to use tanks on the border. 

If TexAgs is jizz-jarring over it, not surprising. Those fuckups know little about the military.  

Edited by atomheartbevo

#994
13 hours ago, bolverk said:

Also, WTF is about to burst out of that old lady's leg?!?!

Regret.  It’ll burst out the moment prices start going up substantially at a Walmart. 

#997
4 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

It would surprise me 0 to see tanks on the border.  Trump wants a photo op out of this and he isn't going to skimp.

I wouldn't be surprised to see troops "preparing" for "combat" as well.  Sort of like those Al Qaeda training films we saw in the days after 9/11.

 

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