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Needs to find her a right-wing sugar daddy or 3... if she hasn't already.

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Yeah, we should interview all the humans and check in on the plant and animal life on Venus so we can get some advice on how they handle it.

On 12/14/2018 at 7:02 PM, Ted Lange said:

Between James Woods, Chuck Woolery and Chachi they have 2+ million twitter followers....despite conservatives derision towards Hollywood.   

conservatives hate coastal elites and hollywood, which is why they've elected an actor and a reality tv star to the presidency twice out of the last 4 republican presidents and coastal elites 3 times out of the last 4.  

Yea, but now they mean it.

On 12/14/2018 at 8:02 PM, Ted Lange said:

Between James Woods, Chuck Woolery and Chachi they have 2+ million twitter followers....despite conservatives derision towards Hollywood.   

 

 

so 3 out of a thousand.....

16 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

I can't blame them.

I'm not saying she is unattractive, but GOOD GOD hire someone to do some level of set design that isn't "empty spare room in a Katy suburb". And why wear something that is so terribly unflattering to your skin tone?

And what the hell is that lighting?

Patiently waiting for Baba Chick's fashion review of this one.

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so 3 out of a thousand.....


and Fabio, Chuck Norris, Gene Simmons, Ted Nugent, etc.

quite the policy brain trust...
Let's check in with the college campus gun girl's grift is going...
... oh dear


11 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 


and Fabio, Chuck Norris, Gene Simmons, Ted Nugent, etc.

quite the policy brain trust...

 

 

Demi Lovato, Sara Silverman, Jay Z Beyonce, Katy Perry

quite the policy brain trust indeed ..

 
Demi Lovato, Sara Silverman, Jay Z Beyonce, Katy Perry
quite the policy brain trust indeed ..

Do you still believe in Pizzagate?
18 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Let's check in with the college campus gun girl's grift is going...

... oh dear

 

You know, she's "sorta" attractive right now, if she would do something with that gawd-awful hairstyle.

 

But.....

 

Imagine her with some sort of bobbed off hairstyle, and another 20+ years to that face, and you have a woman who always has that look of "let me speak to the manager" about her.

 

 

12 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Everytime I see nonsense like this I think, seriously, this is the type of bullshit we can't overcome

Living on a planet with a surface temp of 800 degrees to own the libs.

12 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:


Do you still believe in Pizzagate?

Just asking questions!!

19 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:


Do you still believe in Pizzagate?

 

 

I dont know what pizzagate is

Ha!

 

21 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Let's check in with the college campus gun girl's grift is going...

... oh dear

 

I'd hit it. Idiotic politics aside, tang is tang. 

2 hours ago, Yuk said:

 

the guys who do shit like this have to be the same guys who buy supplements advertised on talk radio/podcasts

the guys who do shit like this have to be the same guys who buy supplements advertised on talk radio/podcasts

That is a man who who has never had a single sexual encounter that he hasn’t paid for.
4 hours ago, Smax said:

 

 

I dont know what pizzagate is

Uh huh sure you don’t 

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2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

I'd hit it. Idiotic politics aside, tang is tang. 

Well... yeah. Of course. I'm not saying she's unattractive at all, she just has terrible taste and terrible opinions and made a very poor decision to get into the Trump grift life.

6 hours ago, Smax said:

 

 

so 3 out of a thousand.....

 

I hate celebrities!  They shouldn't express their opinions!  Uhhhh....except the ones that think like me, I think they should be president.   [/conservatives]

 

Sorry that most of the people who have talent and are creative on this planet also think liberally.  But on the bright side, Eastwood will probably be around for a while longer to inspire more conservative racists to hang empty chairs from their trees.

40 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Uh huh sure you don’t 

 

Theres a huge thread on shaggy about this, go look at my activity on it, Ill donate $500 for each post of mine in that thread to a charity of your choice

 

 

5 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

I hate celebrities!  They shouldn't express their opinions!  Uhhhh....except the ones that think like me, I think they should be president.   [/conservatives]

 

Sorry that most of the people who have talent and are creative on this planet also think liberally.  But on the bright side, Eastwood will probably be around for a while longer to inspire more conservative racists to hang empty chairs from their trees.

 

 

Swing and miss by a fucking mile

8 minutes ago, Smax said:

 

Theres a huge thread on shaggy about this, go look at my activity on it, Ill donate $500 for each post of mine in that thread to a charity of your choice

 

 

 

 

Swing and miss by a fucking mile

Whether you have posted on that thread or not, that was a fairly big news story. Do you not pay attention to national news stories? You should probably try and be more informed of current events   

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

I'd hit it. Idiotic politics aside, tang is tang. 

 

On 12/15/2018 at 1:04 PM, bad_teammate said:

Let's check in with the college campus gun girl's grift is going...

... oh dear

She looks terrible.

Also I'm sure she's a lesbian. 

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1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

 Do you not pay attention to national news stories?

No not really, if its not an issue I'm interested in I rarely follow it, I do remember reading the beginning of the pizza thread on shaggy and thought it was dumb. Today I could not tell you what its about or the players involved

Acts like he doesn’t know what pizzagate is, also knows there’s a huge thread about it on shaggy. Huh. 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

I didn't think it was possible to be worse than tomi and Brit but here we are.  

Is she Figurelli and Butina’s daughter?

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Imagine being unironically happy to be around Alex Jones.

2 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Imagine being unironically happy to be around Alex Jones.

Our President is. Sad!

The ending to that clip is just so fucking perfect

Well at least the vaccinated kids whose cerebral cortexes have been eaten won't know they are being molested!

On 12/16/2018 at 2:53 PM, Smax said:

 

Theres a huge thread on shaggy about this, go look at my activity on it, Ill donate $500 for each post of mine in that thread to a charity of your choice

 

 

 

 

So you do know about it.

does alex do a few lines before each shot? whats his trick to getting that agitated? 

or is he just a semitard? 

or both?

goddammit. its a great word. really is. i use it alot myself.

I love the indie Alex Jones song.

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