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Ashley definitely blew everyone in her hometown 


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This is one where I'd almost believe the "hacked" excuse because it was so overt and such an onslaught. However, it's a good rule to never attribute to malice (hacking in this case) what can be explained by stupidity. Because it's usually the latter.

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14 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Someone in the Splinter Comments made a good point:  I am not racist enough for these times.  She's using phrases I've never even heard of.  Boot lip?!

I grew up around oilfield trash, including South Louisiana oilfield trash.  Sadly, I'd heard plenty of these.  Boot lip was outside my experience, though.  I guess I was exposed to the more enlightened types of oilfield trash.

4 minutes ago, Coors yellow belly said:

Ashley definitely blew the basketball team in her hometown 

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that's one creepy sum bitch

8 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

runined. nice

Covered under #2 libtard. 

17 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

As an attorney, I'm always a bit worried that I'm going to accidentally breach an ethical duty or screw something up that is going to end up in front of the bar. Stories like these reassure me that I probably have nothing to worry about.

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Uh, can someone explain the football angle?

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1 minute ago, gmr548 said:


Uh, can someone explain the football angle?

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Negroes are allowed to kneel during the anthem.  Totally ruins the game, which is supposed to be confined to negroes causing themselves to suffer brutal and eventually fatal brain trauma for our entertainment.  

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Negroes are allowed to kneel during the anthem.  Totally ruins the game, which is supposed to be confined to negroes causing themselves to suffer brutal and eventually fatal brain trauma for our entertainment.  

I think they also attribute the "pussification" of the game to liberals. 

3 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

We need a general thread of mockery .

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/klobuchar-ate-her-salad-comb-report-says-n974746

what a time to be alive.

I mean, the story is pretty funny imo. Her staffer forgot to bring her utensils for her meal, so she used a comb as a utensil, then made the staffer clean it. I mean, sure, it's a dick move to do that to an employee, but it's no banging a hooker rawdog right after your wife had your son

47 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Is that what that was?

Exactly.  My first impression was, hmmm, that shirt would have fit in at Dachau.  Dog whistle in overdrive.

Fantastic

 

 

Odd twist.  I thought Kruse's tweet was deleted because of the doxxing aspect.  Turns out he deleted it because the editor had not resigned yet.

 

So does that mean . . . . the still-an-editor klansman put all these letters on the front page?  EVEN BETTER.  This wasn't a public shaming event.  It was him proud of the solidarity he was getting!

It's almost more troubling if he knowingly printed their names and info. 

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

LOL

Oh, wait. They're serious.

You forgot to laugh harder after 'they're serious'. 

23 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

You forgot to laugh harder after 'they're serious'. 

For realz.

When reached for comment, Rep. Ilhan Omar said: ". . . . . . [loooong pause]. . . who?"

 

Jesus, the fact that these two pathetic trolls think that anyone OTHER than them gives a shit about them is EXACTLY the America we live in today.

35 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

between this guy and doocy jr, paul mitchell is never going out of business

5 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Uh, what does the GOP know about comedy besides being the butt of jokes

12 minutes ago, Lurch said:

 

America, 2019.

What's magical about it is that talentless, vapid morons can get on a smartphone and grift their way through life.

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It never ceases to amaze me how much this thread and the "Tell Me About Texas A&M" thread look the same

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18 hours ago, Eggo said:

It's almost more troubling if he knowingly printed their names and info. 

This is what comes from a president like the dotard.  The bigots and zealots are emboldened and come out of the shadows.

On 2/22/2019 at 3:26 PM, Captainant said:

I mean, the story is pretty funny imo. Her staffer forgot to bring her utensils for her meal, so she used a comb as a utensil, then made the staffer clean it. I mean, sure, it's a dick move to do that to an employee, but it's no banging a hooker rawdog right after your wife had your son

It's pretty fucking filthy.   Her manservant should have thrown himself off of the plane in shame.

I dunno, the comb for a fork thing demonstrates some basic problem solving skills. 

That’s how the wildlings do it up north beyond the Wall. 

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I don’t really buy the fork story.

If you had a tyrant for a boss and were forced to fetch their food and dropped their fork on the floor, what would you do?

Tell your tyrant boss you dropped their fork when you had no way to get a replacement and take the verbal beating and consequences in front of all your co-workers?

OR

Give your tyrant boss the floor fork and let her mean ass eat with the dirty fork and not have to get yelled at?

I know I’m choosing option number two.

My tyrant boss would never eat without a butthole infused utensil on my watch.

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