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5 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Look at that fucking idiot lt gov of ours. He looks like a complete dyke. 

Dude was obviously born a woman. Explains the whole bathroom fetish. 

10 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Maybe they are banging?  Maybe Jacob is doing the equivalent of tolerating a rom com for the alt right crowd.  

nah, he's probably an incel

On 3/14/2019 at 9:04 AM, bad_teammate said:

These clips are just wonderful. I can't wait to see this documentary.

 

Man, in the aftermath of the NZ massacre inspired by this type of alt-right Islamophobic bullshit I really want to say "this shit isn't funny anymore." But I guess I'm a horrible person because this is still extremely funny.

42 minutes ago, Chooky said:

"This door is completely permanently shut."  Wohl is confounded by locked doors that were invented to keep people like Jacob Wohl from opening them and bothering shit.  "Permanently shut!  This door is like a regular wall shaped like a door that deceitfully will never be opened by anyone ever again!  Coincidence?  I think not."

 

Would have been awesome if somebody had slid the paper back out into the hallway.

You shouldn’t murder Muslims.  You should sue them.  For being Muslim. 
Probably works just as well as suing to get a message board.
How is Wohl not in jail yet?


So Wohl used some guy’s photo for a fake twitter profile. That guy just retained Avenatti.

Maybe Osama bin Laden got a bad rap too since he wasn’t flying the planes. 

https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2019-03-16/fraser-anning-egged-in-melbourne-while-speaking-to-media/10908650

Queensland senator Fraser Anning has been egged while speaking to the media at a political meeting at Moorabbin in Melbourne's south-east.

Footage of the incident shows a young man watching Senator Anning from the sidelines before he starts filming with his mobile phone, and then smashes the egg on the back of the senator's head.

In response, Senator Anning swings two punches at the young man, at least one of which connects with the young man's head.

A staffer for Senator Anning then separates the senator from the young man, while supporters of the senator tackle his attacker to the ground.

The young man was later led away by police.

A Victoria Police spokesman said officers arrested a 17-year-old boy from Hampton who was released pending further inquiries.

A fundraising page has already been set up to collect donations to cover the teenager's legal fees and to buy "more eggs".

The huevos on that kid!

38 minutes ago, Captainant said:

https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2019-03-16/fraser-anning-egged-in-melbourne-while-speaking-to-media/10908650

Queensland senator Fraser Anning has been egged while speaking to the media at a political meeting at Moorabbin in Melbourne's south-east.

Footage of the incident shows a young man watching Senator Anning from the sidelines before he starts filming with his mobile phone, and then smashes the egg on the back of the senator's head.

In response, Senator Anning swings two punches at the young man, at least one of which connects with the young man's head.

A staffer for Senator Anning then separates the senator from the young man, while supporters of the senator tackle his attacker to the ground.

The young man was later led away by police.

A Victoria Police spokesman said officers arrested a 17-year-old boy from Hampton who was released pending further inquiries.

A fundraising page has already been set up to collect donations to cover the teenager's legal fees and to buy "more eggs".

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That's how we should treat politicians here.

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Go grab some brekky, mate.  

Wohl struggling to slide the paper under the door is Christopher Guest levels of nuanced physical comedy.

Far-right personalities like Milo, Gavin McInnes Tommy Robinson are all eager to get Australian visas so they can go on lucrative speaking tours. But the Australian government keeps banning them!

3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Far-right personalities like Milo, Gavin McInnes Tommy Robinson are all eager to get Australian visas so they can go on lucrative speaking tours. But the Australian government keeps banning them!

Are they going to claim their First Amendment rights are being trampled?  

Probably.  

On 3/15/2019 at 12:56 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Would have been awesome if somebody had slid the paper back out into the hallway.

 

And then started audibly snickering.

Also, that kid smashing the egg on the head of the Australian politician incited me. Anybody else feeling incited?

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8 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Are they going to claim their First Amendment rights are being trampled?  

Probably.  

You know some mouth breathing dumb ass will say this.

We need more pol eggings and fewer mass shootings, thank you very much.

 

Who were the people that attacked the kid?
26 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Who were the people that attacked the kid?

People who want to send him back to mother in a cardboard box.

so would #eggtrump be legal? or would it piss off the secret service?

On 3/16/2019 at 9:33 AM, Post Oak said:

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That's how we should treat politicians here.

I don't know the glitter bombing is pretty FABULOUS!

 

Seems like a really stable guy, the kinda person you want owning a bunch of weapons. 
 


22 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Next up:

 

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One of my acquaintances that I commented on an AOC post he made probably 3 months ago on facebook before I ultimately unfollowed him just blew up my inbox with youtube videos about the Young Turks Armenian genocides and AOC being a front for team of supersavvy political ops. Like wtf? I had no idea who the Young Turks even were and still don't know why I should fucking care

Never engage these people

On 3/15/2019 at 7:16 AM, Pam Cummings said:

Look at that fucking idiot lt gov of ours. He looks like a complete dyke. 

Aside from "dyke" not being the [walter sobchak]preferred nomenclature, dude[/walter sobchak], I have been saying this for years. The guy looks like a butch lesbian in every photograph I've ever seen of him.

On 3/15/2019 at 4:11 PM, Pancho Negro said:

 

Incredibly sound apples-to-apples logic. What's the matter libtards, cat got your tongue?? 

Just now, Grandioso said:

Incredibly sound apples-to-apples logic. What's the matter libtards, cat got your tongue?? 

 

3 minutes ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

 

"If they outlaw firing babies out of trebuchets into the Grand Canyon, then only outlaws will fire babies out of trebuchets into the Grand Canyon.  So suck it, Libtard!"

Austin-based stoner punk band American Sharks gets into the right wing mocking business:

 

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