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2 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

 They aren’t even competent scammers. This would be the easiest scam in the world. It’s not like there are some controller that is going to be auditing their books. Just take the 20 million bucks, spend $10 million building some walls to show people images of. All the donors are happy. You’re $10 million richer. Wash rinse repeat. 

This.  What shitty scammers.

Collect $20 million.  Spend $10 million on a "wall" on Rancher Bob's place.  Pocket $10 million as "management and fundraising fees."  The outfit ain't exactly a legit non-profit that's gonna be audited.  It's a commercial enterprise that said it would build a wall.  Build it, and you're judgment-proof.  It's no crime to build it inefficiently as hell and to overpay your management team (hell, that's Trump bidness 101).

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

“Their rules of engagement on the battlefield are completely different than your rules of engagement on an American street,” 

Not in the Florida panhandle. HAW HAW!!!

2 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

lol I love it

Ben Shapiro thrives on being inside an echo chamber and then only ever arguing with nervous, outnumbered college freshmen in a lecture hall full of douchey frat rapebros.

What a pathetic little piece of shit.

And their "jobs" are basically just talking to each other on social media and they've found a way to monetize it.  That's why they're all melting down that they're getting kicked off Facebook and Twitter.

3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

This is an amazing interview.  Ben Shapiro gets relentlessly trolled and called out by a soft spoken old guy just asking questions.

The whole thing is great but you can start around the 3:35 mark.

 

Ah, that's the good stuff.  Facts don't care about your feelings, Ben. 

 

 

 

 https://twitter.com/tpm/status/1126875853487472645?s=21

 

 

And lots of usage of the N-word.

 

And it wasn’t just a “member” - he was the UNLV chapter president and the group had just used him as a spokesperson for an article.

 

This is the group Charlie Kirk founded and Nikki Haley recently promoted.

 

NRA shoulda worked harder getting Hillary elected.  Would have been better for their bottom line.  

5 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

This is an amazing interview.  Ben Shapiro gets relentlessly trolled and called out by a soft spoken old guy just asking questions.

The whole thing is great but you can start around the 3:35 mark.

 

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I’m sure there’s a bigger gutless pussy in America than Ben Shapiro....but I’m at a loss to identify him.

 

Carapace is going in my word bank.  

Be prepared. 

15 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

 

Carapace is going in my word bank.  

Be prepared. 

Your warning of preparation represents a mere carapace of defense or a false facade from which you hold a sheen of veneer that lends you a patina of strength.

35 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Your warning of preparation represents a mere carapace of defense or a false facade from which you hold a sheen of veneer that lends you a patina of strength.

You're a Carapace face

10 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

You're a Carapace face

I fart in your general direction. Hong hong !

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

I fart in your general direction. Hong hong !

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On 5/10/2019 at 12:36 PM, HenryJames said:

 

Weird. The trump cucks who needed a safe space over “deplorables “ have no problem with the cadre of deplorables that trump loves and endorses 

If he were smart, it would have been named "The Wall".

 

https://thesternfacts.com/source-build-the-wall-gofundme-just-paid-for-a-nearly-1-million-yacht-not-a-wall-72958836bd0c

 

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A source close to the Florida man who raised over $22 million on GoFundMe in the “We The People Will Build the Wall” campaign just revealed today that the money has been diverted to pay for a ‘million dollar’ yacht and high-flying lifestyle.

This article draws on the use of an anonymous source whose identity is being protected because they stepped forward to expose what they believe is a wrong-doing or possibly criminal fraud by the Wall GoFundMe campaign that received over 300,000 individual donations.***

 

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That source is a known activist that is pro-Trump and has gone on Fox News for his bipartisan cause. The source told The Stern Facts that they “ironically” know Brian Kolfage, who built that Wall Go Fund Me page.

According to the source, Brian Kolfage personally confided that was “broke” last year after his “really fake” news empire collapsed and Facebook “deplatformed” him.

That anonymous source shared an Instagram post highlighting Kolfage’s recent purchase of a fine seagoing vessel which they believe is “close to a million dollars.”

 

 

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A bigot and his money is soon parted.  

I for one am shocked by this turn of events

Just saw on my co-worker's assistant's Instragam a picture of her with Candace Owens at a PragerU luncheon that apparently happened in Houston yesterday. 

This is a pretty normal Jewish girl in her 30s that went to UT.  Jesus fucking Christ. 

 

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33 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Just saw on my co-worker's assistant's Instragam a picture of her with Candace Owens at a PragerU luncheon that apparently happened in Houston yesterday. 

This is a pretty normal Jewish girl in her 30s that went to UT.  Jesus fucking Christ.

what? why?

 

What?

5 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

what? why?

 

What?

Pretty sure that this means that the co-worker's assistant is hot, and he's stalking her.  You're not very good at deductive reasoning.

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Instagram is not lacking for hot girls that won't get you fired/sued

2 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Instagram is not lacking for hot girls that won't get you fired/sued

Oh....you think that men exercise sound judgment in such matters.  You just get more adorable by the post.

On 5/11/2019 at 10:06 AM, Brisketexan said:

I’m sure there’s a bigger gutless pussy in America than Ben Shapiro....but I’m at a loss to identify him.

Uhh....

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If you think Gorka is gonna stand by and watch a cartoon bunny destroy western culture adjust your War Gorka settings.

23 minutes ago, Chooky said:

If you think Gorka is gonna stand by and watch a cartoon bunny destroy western culture adjust your War Gorka settings.

It was an aardvark and a rat.  Get your shit together, man.  

There are not many things in this world I am 100% confident of.

I am 100% confident that whatever Gorka's specific porn preferences are, they would make everyone here double over in laughter.

24 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

There are not many things in this world I am 100% confident of.

I am 100% confident that whatever Gorka's specific porn preferences are, they would make everyone here double over in laughter.

He definitely likes cuck porn.  But instead of a black guy fucking a white guy's wife, it's a dude with a tiny head fucking a dude with a big head's wife.

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

I heard the story about the cartoon this morning on the way to work. I though to myself "'Conservative' outrage in 3 2 1..."

 

What's the over/under for how long until DOTARD tweets "Gay Marriage on PBS! Possible defunding of PBS? Do something!!"

21 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I heard the story about the cartoon this morning on the way to work. I though to myself "'Conservative' outrage in 3 2 1..."

 

What's the over/under for how long until DOTARD tweets "Gay Marriage on PBS! Possible defunding of PBS? Do something!!"

Same, heard it but my thought was "damn, they're still making new episodes of Arthur?"

1 hour ago, GSU&UT said:

Same, heard it but my thought was "damn, they're still making new episodes of Arthur?"

My 6 year-old has probably seen every Arthur episode, which means I’ve seen plenty, and i was surprised when ads started popping up for new episodes.  I was thinking Sesame Street, Daniel Tiger, and the space show with the cute astronomer were the only ones getting new episodes these days.  

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

My 6 year-old has probably seen every Arthur episode, which means I’ve seen plenty, and i was surprised when ads started popping up for new episodes.  I was thinking Sesame Street, Daniel Tiger, and the space show with the cute astronomer were the only ones getting new episodes these days.  

Jack Horkheimer?

4 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

Jack Horkheimer?

Cartoon space show. 

I bet Jack had some awesome pillow talk though.  

41 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

My 6 year-old has probably seen every Arthur episode, which means I’ve seen plenty, and i was surprised when ads started popping up for new episodes.  I was thinking Sesame Street, Daniel Tiger, and the space show with the cute astronomer were the only ones getting new episodes these days.  

Arthur was something I was watching when I was 9 years old and now i have a 2 year old.

y'all watched weird shit, man.  

Stooges, Little Rascals, Ultraman, Looney Tunes...shit like that.

all of that shit was about as anti-PC as it gets, and it was...and is...fucking funny.

all hail the He-Man Woman Haters Club!

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

y'all watched weird shit, man.  

Stooges, Little Rascals, Ultraman, Looney Tunes...shit like that.

all of that shit was about as anti-PC as it gets, and it was...and is...fucking funny.

all hail the He-Man Woman Haters Club!

Every weekday morning, when I was growing up in DFW, one of the independent TV stations used to air a morning package of shows.  I think they called it their Comedy Cavalcade...or something like that.  It was the Stooges, Little Rascals, Rocky and Bullwinkle and a few others...Penelope Pitstop.   Loved those shows and they were always on while I was getting ready. 

Every weekday morning, when I was growing up in DFW, one of the independent TV stations used to air a morning package of shows.  I think they called it their Comedy Cavalcade...or something like that.  It was the Stooges, Little Rascals, Rocky and Bullwinkle and a few others...Penelope Pitstop.   Loved those shows and they were always on while I was getting ready. 


we had the same deal in Port Neches when the weather allowed us to get Ch 39 (UHF...holla) outta Houston. Rascals, Stooges and Ultraman. and Saturday night was Houston Wrestling.

JYD, baby.
On 5/9/2019 at 9:51 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Who wears a four in hand with a spread collar?

On 5/11/2019 at 7:17 PM, Pancho Negro said:

 

This made me laugh like Ron Swanson.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

I hear a certain captain in the area is looking for work....

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