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2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

 

Let me guess, for only 5K, you can be a part of this once in a lifetime opportunity. For an additional 5k, you can experience exclusive deals while on board, and participate in exclusive tours and shore excursions with Bill and Glenn.

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17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I hear a certain captain in the area is looking for work....

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Whatever happened to that captain, anyway? Did they hang him from the yardarm?

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Let me guess, for only 5K, you can be a part of this once in a lifetime opportunity. For an additional 5k, you can experience exclusive deals while on board, and participate in exclusive tours and shore excursions with Bill and Glenn.

This is gonna end in some Jonestown-type shit.

On 5/11/2019 at 8:14 PM, Pancho Negro said:

 

 

Damn, this reminds me I forgot to DVR the first of Klepper's new docu-series.  He was IMO the best of the Trevor Noah era Daily Show news team.

15 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

But but they'll just find another platform...

Those things do a good job of distracting from the fact she always looks like she just ate a lemon.

And shits her pants. At least she's close to the ocean so she can wash it off.

2nd or 3rd degree sunburn there?

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On 5/17/2019 at 1:21 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

“Bill O’Reilly will lead us through a re-enactment of what really KILLED THE TITANIC!”

Alabama Public Television triggered over a gay wedding for a fictional character.

https://tvline.com/2019/05/20/arthur-gay-wedding-episode-banned-alabama-mr-ratburn-controversy/
 

Alabama’s at it again. According to a report from AL.com, Alabama Public Television chose not to broadcast the Season 22 premiere of Arthur, which included the same-sex wedding of beloved elementary school teacher Mr. Ratburn.

Rather than airing the episode as scheduled, APT Director of Programming Mike McKenzie opted to show a rerun from a previous season.

“Parents have trusted Alabama Public Television for more than 50 years to provide children’s programs that entertain, educate and inspire,” Mckenzie tells the site. “More importantly — although we strongly encourage parents to watch television with their children and talk about what they have learned afterwards — parents trust that their children can watch APT without their supervision. We also know that children who are younger than the ‘target’ audience for Arthur also watch the program.”

But as AL.com points out, this isn’t the first instance of APT taking a stand against the Arthur-verse. In 2005, it chose not to air an episode of Arthur spinoff Postcards From Buster, which included several children with lesbian moms.

What the hell?  PBS put a huge black square across their waists when they were fucking on their honeymoon, with parental guidance banners at the bottom of the screen.  

They had no problem when Cailou’s uncle and his “special friend” shacked up together   

This wasn’t about gay sex or gay marriage.

This was about inter-species interracial issues.  

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4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Comedy. Food.

Is a men's conference the modern-day equivalent of a bathhouse?

 

 

17 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

What the hell?  PBS put a huge black square across their waists when they were fucking on their honeymoon, with parental guidance banners at the bottom of the screen.  

Come again?

1 minute ago, GSU&UT said:

Come again?

And again and again.  

Wait, maybe that was just a Rule 34 site.  

On 5/20/2019 at 7:11 AM, Post Oak said:

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does porn in less than a year?

1 minute ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

There's serious money to be made in scamming Trump supporters.  Good on her.

3 hours ago, Dirk X West said:

There's serious money to be made in scamming Trump supporters.  Good on her.

We should all be working to make easy money off of them, just like making money off of a aggy fans.

Aardvarks buttfucking will not be tolerated by Gorka.

7 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Aardvarks buttfucking will not be tolerated by Gorka.

I saw Aardvarks Buttfucking at Emo's back in the day.  Helluva show.  Lead guitarist could shred.

That snout eats more than just ants. 

16 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

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Legends in their own minds.  The lot of them.

4 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

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that and so this dude left turning point and the alt-right/racists put his shit on blast? fuck them all.

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

You’re welcome.

the problem focusing your messaging on 14 year olds is they can't vote.  seems some political insider would have thought of that.

5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

You’re welcome.

The video cut right before his mom yelled at him. Has anybody done that joke yet?

On 5/18/2019 at 10:55 AM, Ted Lange said:

 

LOL . That dude should start a website.

I’m sorry Jimmy. The truth should never be crippling. Any facts that go against your views should be ignored or attacked. 

Tell your mom we need MORE MEATLOAF!

1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

94 percent of chicken sandwich posts are full of shit! Study finds.

Do you live with your parents? 

7 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4200272/92-Berlin-left-wing-activists-live-parents.html

92% of left-wing activists live with their parents and one in three is unemployed, study of Berlin protesters finds 

Do you have anything relevant to share, or are you just really interested in sociological studies of European protesters?

On 5/24/2019 at 6:02 AM, Bama Chick said:

Misogyrifts gonna misogyrift.
 

It’s a good business decision, he can always make more money selling to the religious nuts and can always use bible as an excuse. He just blame the left for not being tolerant even though he spend his life preaching to guys to bang as many women as they can 

Ahem.  Welcome everyone to Libertystate

It's worth your time.

 

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1) how fucking ridiculous.
2) and he’s aligned with a movement that’s utterly opposed to science.

Quite the two-fer of dumbassery.

Well yeah.   The alt right are fucking hypocritical morons. 

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