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I think there are less. At least less than I remember from growing up. But it is a slow process for sure.

Nahh.
Folks who used to say the N-word freely have been replaced on a one-for-one basis by people who know to only say the N-word among safe company in private.

Maybe so. But I’m pretty confident I experience less.

Maybe so. But I’m pretty confident I experience less.

Correct. Because they keep it private

Except at the post office apparently.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

It’s going here because it fits.

 

The dolt chose to go after someone by notifying their employer and got his a** handed to him. I was relieved because sometimes it doesn't go that well but GWU came through on behalf of the professor. The best thing about this story was the Wiki entry that someone changed. I will see if I can find it.

One of the more effective ways to neutralize hate is to make fun of the offender so well done Twitterverse and Wiki users, well done.

 

Shouldn’t this be in the cute dogs thread?
21 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

That's how it is now, except the dog on the right is president. Get's paid. Also mid-stage dementia.

Edited by Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

14 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

Is it a coincidence that the hard working dog on the LEFT is wearing a BLUE collar, and the lazy dog on the RIGHT is wearing a RED collar?

 

edit: or is it irony?

 

 

 

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seriously no one gives a shit about Christians than other Christians. Such the martyr complex.

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

seriously no one gives a shit about Christians than other Christians. Such the martyr complex.

Methinks a few people get ahead of them in the "poor us, we bein' persecuted" line.

 

5 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

seriously no one gives a shit about Christians than other Christians. Such the martyr complex.

non-Catholic Christians in Texas:  "WE NEED GOD AND RELIGION TAUGHT IN OUR SCHOOLS!"

Response: "Okay, Catholicism is the largest religious sect in Texas, so we'll teach that."

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15 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

seriously no one gives a shit about Christians than other Christians. Such the martyr complex.

Trump plays this perfectly.  He's always the victim in every story.

16 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

is he gonna need his private plane in this underground bunker?  If not, can I have it?  

Oh wait, is this like the underground railroad thing?  

51 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

based on what I'm hearing about his last special, so is Mr Chappelle.

27 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Hey you classless tool, take the band off the cigar before you smoke it.

How else are you going to know it's a cohiba? Even tilted the label to ensure it's seen. 

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1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

 

 

Damn, look at the vascular arm and baseball sized bicep in Wohl's first pic.  He's been hitting the gym!  Other than his L.A. Looks hair gel that holds his Smart Looks haircut together, his cigar that makes him look like Who Framed Roger Rabbit's Baby Herman, and that punchable face that only a mother could love, he looks like quite the catch travelling all around wherever that fence goes.  

So, yeah.  Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin had a campaign rally earlier today, and the special guest was Don Jr.  Let's all bask in the massive crowd that came out:

Trump%20Jr.JPG

 

If you squint real hard, you can make out Don Jr. up on the stage.

Anyway, he dropped a few nuggets today.  Ahem:

 

 

 

 

EDIT:

Here's how Pike County, Kentucky (site of this rather impressive Republican Governor campaign rally today) voted in 2016:

 

 

 

 

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21 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

based on what I'm hearing about his last special, so is Mr Chappelle.

What did he say?

 

That’s a lotta words to say “two more virgin losers waste a lotta time.”
On 8/27/2019 at 6:12 PM, Mrs Whiggins said:

The dolt chose to go after someone by notifying their employer and got his a** handed to him. I was relieved because sometimes it doesn't go that well but GWU came through on behalf of the professor. The best thing about this story was the Wiki entry that someone changed. I will see if I can find it.

One of the more effective ways to neutralize hate is to make fun of the offender so well done Twitterverse and Wiki users, well done.

 

Idiot Trumpkins.  This is a straight up CULT.  

 

 

Dipshit sounds like Frank Langella in "The Box".........'My employer now controls the lightning.'  

That’s Smitty.   Or however they spell Smitty in Cajun Country.  

7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Have fun next weekend guys!

 

 

 

Nah. We learned a long time ago playing Arkansas for many years, which was reinforced biggly by our series with Ohio State. 

The trash don’t travel. 

The Bible is abundantly clear on wedding venue policies and procedures, that couple should have known better.  

Don’t get me started on the book of Centerpieces, chapter 3, verse 7: “And the Lord our God commanded onto Rachel, you shall bring forth ye own flowers at discount, but let that not entitle thee to remove thy neighbors stained glass vases once supper has ended.   Also, no blacks.”

6 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Saying the Mississippi part out loud.
 

 

 

Can anybody point out where in the bible it says "whites shall only lay with whites, blacks with blacks, or it is an abomination"?  It doesn't excuse bigotry, but at least I know where in the bible it refers to homosexuality as a sin. Where in the bible are they pulling the racial purity stuff from because I was never taught it in Sunday School.

Christianity is just a cover for racism

2 hours ago, Tom said:

 

 

Can anybody point out where in the bible it says "whites shall only lay with whites, blacks with blacks, or it is an abomination"?  It doesn't excuse bigotry, but at least I know where in the bible it refers to homosexuality as a sin. Where in the bible are they pulling the racial purity stuff from because I was never taught it in Sunday School.

Curse of Ham is what I heard whispered growing up in the Southern Baptist church.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_Ham?wprov=sfla1

12 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Christianity is just a cover for racism

Sadly, at least in America, I have come to realize this, especially for certain denominations. 

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