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3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


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The cognitive dissonance of these groups has always astounded me. Somehow working through a constitutional process is unconstitutional so they will violate the constitution (insurrection) to protect the constitution.

 

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3 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I always like it when “Constitutionalists” have no idea how the Constitution works.

They basically ignore everything that doesn’t make them think they can avoid taxes and have whatever gun they want.

The scary thing is the guy that wrote that thread is a Yale law graduate, he likely knows how the Constitution works but just doesn't care.

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

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I suspect it isn't cognitive dissonance at play, these people might just think the Constitution could use a little fat trimming.

43 minutes ago, F250 said:

The scary thing is the guy that wrote that thread is a Yale law graduate, he likely knows how the Constitution works but just doesn't care.

Exactly.

People half worried about black people rioting in Dallas after the police shooting but meanwhile militia groups and the radical cleric is a large Dallas church are calling for civil war but they’re white.

4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I always like it when “Constitutionalists” have no idea how the Constitution works.

They basically ignore everything that doesn’t make them think they can avoid taxes and have whatever gun they want.

the people who would rather be russians than democrats are the patriots

 

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Well that’s something. Dumbass Bill coulda ran in 2000! 

 

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What in the everloving monkeyfuck is that dribbling simpleton even talking about?

34 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Well that’s something. Dumbass Bill coulda ran in 2000! 

 

Instead of prayer in schools, can we teach fucking civics?

Posobiec is a straight up troll and a harbinger of disinformation. He is the political version of Liucci, his primary function is to keep the simpletons fat, dumb and happy. "Trump is the savior of mankind and paying Jimbo $75 Million will result in t-sip tears."

20 minutes ago, F250 said:

Posobiec is a straight up troll and a harbinger of disinformation. He is the political version of Liucci, his primary function is to keep the simpletons fat, dumb and happy. "Trump is the savior of mankind and paying Jimbo $75 Million will result in t-sip tears."

He’s one of the original pizzagaters 

20 hours ago, F250 said:

 

They keep talking about how the Dems are the "domestic enemies of the Constitution", and yet none of these chuckle-fucks is actually willing to take up arms and attack the very people they consider to be "domestic enemies of the Constitution".

Instead, they just fucking whine on twitter like 12 year-olds.

27 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

They keep talking about how the Dems are the "domestic enemies of the Constitution", and yet none of these chuckle-fucks is actually willing to take up arms and attack the very people they consider to be "domestic enemies of the Constitution".

Instead, they just fucking whine on twitter like 12 year-olds.

Having seen the crowds at Trump rallies I can say the threat is minimal at best.

Georgia Citizens, "Let's hoist up this Confederate Flag!  It's our heritage!" 

Every other American, "Isn't the flag of the side that got its ass kicked in the Civil War?"

Georgia Citizens, "Yeah, but we lost with dignity and grace!  Damn Yankees!"  

Every other America, "So it's basically a 160-year old Participation Trophy?"

All the flags, all the statues, all the heritage.  All of them participation trophies, idols to a time that should know its own mortality.  Our southerners laugh at other countries who have losing sides from their own Civil Wars flying their old flags.  But our dumbasses do it because suddenly it's "Heritage Week/Pumpkin Patch."  

In Texas, anyway, wasn't the Confederate flag the one that was flown the least amount of time? Six Flags: Spain, France, Mexico, Republic of Texas, CSA, and USA.

27 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

so is Uncle Tom going to be replaced with Candace Owens in the future?

 

Aunt Tom

What the fuck is that brainless twit even yammering about?  Some of the longest-running and most successful sitcoms in history were cancelled because.....some liberal wanted to put on a show that wouldn't even come out for decade(s)?

They don't even tell lies that could fit into reality.  They're just flat out insane rambling.

6 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

What could possibly go wrong.....

 

 

Let them try and carry that shit around anywhere near Trump, and I think the Secret Service will have something to say about it.

On 10/4/2019 at 5:16 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

so is Uncle Tom going to be replaced with Candace Owens in the future?

Aunt Candace 

On 10/4/2019 at 5:16 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

so is Uncle Tom going to be replaced with Candace Owens in the future?

Aunt Candace 

Black.  Gay.  Kenyan.  Muslim.  Democrat.

If they could cook up a way to call him at least part messican, they'd hit a perfect Republican Hate Bingo.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Black.  Gay.  Kenyan.  Muslim.  Democrat.

If they could cook up a way to call him at least part messican, they'd hit a perfect Republican Hate Bingo.

You left out Reader. I always enjoyed the pictures of him reading, and he read a lot. Apparently that bothers some people. You know, 'uppity' and all that.

 

Edit to add-I assume he still reads, but he read a lot when he was in office, and I appreciated that.

 

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19 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Jesus Christ Trey.  Have some fucking dignity

this simulation gets worser all the time:

 

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A YouTuber who found online fame by peeing into his own mouth on camera is running for Congress. Peak 2019.

Joey Salads, as far as we’re aware, has no experience in the world of politics, so obviously he’s playing his hand at running for a seat in New York’s 11th District, which is an unsettlingly familiar tale for many.

Salads successfully racked up millions of online followers thanks to his outlandish pranks which included wearing a Nazi garb to a Trump rally.

https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/youtuber-joey-salad-running-for-congress-drank-own-urine-for-views/amp/

 

 

 

 

 

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19 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

You left out Reader. I always enjoyed the pictures of him reading, and he read a lot. Apparently that bothers some people. You know, 'uppity' and all that.

 

Edit to add-I assume he still reads, but he read a lot when he was in office, and I appreciated that.

 

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I think he's wanting someone to take his hat off because he's too fat to reach the top of his own head :(

52 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Owns

Also owns

Those poor trigger guards 😟

Last night it was Roger Stone threatening violence now it’s this cuntbag.



I sense some fear.
2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Last night it was Roger Stone threatening violence now it’s this cuntbag.
 

 


I sense some fear.

 

Threats of violence are what they have left.

They ran out of "ideas" decades ago.

I do, however, approve of Beto actually coming door to door himself to gather up all the guns.

~rushes out to buy a AR-15.~

COME AND TAKE IT BETO

On 10/10/2019 at 3:20 PM, Ted Lange said:

 

 

Scott Liveley has been hung up on the gays for years.  He was one of the guys that was pushing the death penalty for gays in Uganda a few years back.  Fuck him.  If you have a dick, I'm pretty sure he'd like it.

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Have Ben Shapiro and the Jacob Wohl kid ever been introduced to each other? I think we should organize a meet-up in Jacob's friend's driveway. They can have some doughnuts and commiserate about how much they have in common.

 

 

 

Whoops! Got this thread confused with the Right Wing Violence thread.

 

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