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#4257
17 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Tomi Lahren complains to her mom that no guys want to choke her.

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#4258
On 8/5/2020 at 9:34 PM, Bama Chick said:

Tinpot Linguine is the literal worst.

 

Gotta admit at first, I was pissed when I heard Texas. Then she said Dallas and the Houstonian in me snickered a bit. 

And yes, she's got to be one hell of a fuck. 

#4259
1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Gotta admit at first, I was pissed when I heard Texas. Then she said Dallas and the Houstonian in me snickered a bit. 

And yes, she's got to be one hell of a fuck. 

This girl definitely doesn't fuck like her hairs on fire.  Guaranteed.  

#4260
13 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Tomi Lahren complains to her mom that no guys want to choke her.

I would like to choke her during sex. And during not sex. 

#4261
1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

This girl definitely doesn't fuck like her hairs on fire.  Guaranteed.  

I was thinking more along the lines of the whole dominant/submissive thing but you're probably right. It's been my experience with girls that beautiful are like fucking a dead fish or a hot nagging judge who'll throw the book at you with one wrong procedure. No in between. 

#4264
7 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 

Again, how is this fuckstick not in jail?

Edit: good god, after reading the shit show of comments it *appears* that maybe it wasn't actually Shapiro and some dipshit claiming to be the "leader of antifa" that set up Shapiro to take the fall.  We live in the dumbest timeline.

Edited by Biff Tannen

#4267
1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

This might be the funniest thing of 2020.

That there....is a man who hasn't been around any WAP since he was birthed out of one.

#4268
1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Holy shit.  Hadn't gotten around to listening to that to see what all the fuss was about.  I am crylaughing.  

#4271
7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

That there....is a man who hasn't been around any WAP since he was birthed out of one.

Some boys just don't know what to do with the "P- word"...

#4274

Imagine being fine with an orange man who brags about grabbing someone else’s pussy but outraged by Black women singing about their own pussy.

#4275

And claiming that the goal of feminism is whatever he was claiming. No, the point of feminism is that women have the same fucking rights to their minds and their bodies that men do you nitwit, and they can use them in the pursuits they want to use them in just like men do. He’s a moron with a stick up his ass, and it’s embarrassing to me that I was ever a Republican when I see moralizing idiots like him who are now widely held as the brains behind that organization. What a fucking gaggle of  gaping anuses masquerading as buffoons  they have over there now. 

#4283
Can't remember where the original Guys Pointing Guns At Their Dicks post was, but they say they hate getting lumped in with the alt right so I'm putting it in the alt right thread- and I think most everyone called it.
 
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/y3zeew/gun-enthusiasts-celebrate-man-who-shot-himself-in-the-balls-as-their-king

In the “Responsible gun owners” column today...
#4284
16 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Can't remember where the original Guys Pointing Guns At Their Dicks post was, but they say they hate getting lumped in with the alt right so I'm putting it in the alt right thread- and I think most everyone called it.

 

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/y3zeew/gun-enthusiasts-celebrate-man-who-shot-himself-in-the-balls-as-their-king

That’s a headline I wasn’t expecting to read today. 

#4285
1 minute ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

That’s a headline I wasn’t expecting to read today. 

Stupid.  It's our national brand.  Fuck, at this point, we might as well change the flag to a picture of a dude grinning as he shoots himself in the junk.

#4286
59 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Can't remember where the original Guys Pointing Guns At Their Dicks post was, but they say they hate getting lumped in with the alt right so I'm putting it in the alt right thread- and I think most everyone called it.

 

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/y3zeew/gun-enthusiasts-celebrate-man-who-shot-himself-in-the-balls-as-their-king

I figured he at least deserved to be Director of Risk Management, but to get made "King" right after the gun discharge/hospital discharge.  That's fucking impressive right there.  For some reason, I now regret my NRA membership. 

#4290
41 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Hugo I’d never been on tigerdroppings political board before the Kamala nom.  Qanon is one thing, WTF is with the racial stuff?

Edited by TheStoicPaisano

#4291

Proud Boys went to Kalamazoo. The Boys don't have any gals in Kalamazoo because I suspect that chicks don't dig them, but they decided to march. A counterprotest group formed ahead of time (since most of the boys are from out of town) and then when the Proud Boys arrived, things got a little ugly.

 

#4295
22 hours ago, Ted Lange said:


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Where is MNLonghorn going to get his Covid hoax news from now that he likes to post on the totally not political DT thread?

#4296
21 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:
 

Start at 0:24 in that “Hell has broken loose” clip for an object lesson in karma and why street fighting is stupid. A smallish counter-protester is squared up against a Proud Boy when a little PB swoops in and lands a cheap shot. The little guys struggle with no one clearly at an advantage when, at around 0:30, counter-protester lands an awkward right and the sucker puncher falls head first into the curb. “CRACK!” says asshole’s skull as it crashes into the concrete. 
 

Racist sucker puncher spends the remainder of the video on the ground. If he isn’t dead, he’s fucked up badly. Shrug. Karma. 

#4300
6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
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Weaver is formally facing three felony charges for robbery, evidence tampering and obstruction of justice, as well as a misdemeanor domestic charge over an April family fight gone wrong. Weaver’s husband, Gavin Wince, and her brother, Charles Weaver, are facing the same charges.

The incident in question took place on April 25, when Millie Weaver began arguing with and insulting her mother, Felecia McCarron, according to a police report. McCarron started a recording on her phone, in an apparent attempt to catch Weaver, Weaver’s brother, and Weaver’s husband talking about her. The Weavers and Wince allegedly tried to take her phone away in a scuffle, and all three allegedly “wrestled Felicia to the ground.” 

 

Hi, Felicia.

 

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