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#4352

You know who acquires moving trucks?  The DEEPSTATE, that's who.  

#4353

Someone better not let them know that police departments all across America hand out bicycle helmets to children. It's a conspiracy.

#4355
10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

The Nazis had U-Hauls that they put the Jews in.

You teed this one up, but I ain't touching it.

#4361
On 9/23/2020 at 7:10 PM, Continental Op said:

Everyone who isn't Derka is a hitby sock except for the posters who claim to be female and are actually FBI agents.

This is the only thing that makes sense.

#4364
3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

What a fucking chode.

Edit: good god the comments

Edited by Biff Tannen

#4365

The great thing is after Trump is gone, Scott Adams can go back to the irrelevance he's achieved since the year 2000. 

#4366
On 9/24/2020 at 10:28 PM, Mapache said:

 

Most "pro-life" president the US has ever had? LOFL. What do you figure the over/under is on abortions paid for by Donald Trump?

#4375

Why can’t we have more of these types of stories instead of psychotic rednecks plotting to kidnap and murder a governor?  These shenanigans are cheeky and fun. 

#4376

“Area businesses reviewed their security footage, and Peter De Yager, owner of the Foreign Candy Company in Hull, was charged with fifth-degree theft“

 

 

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#4377
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why can’t we have more of these types of stories instead of psychotic rednecks plotting to kidnap and murder a governor?  These shenanigans are cheeky and fun. 

Yeah, And DeYager's shenanigans are tragic and cruel.  Which makes them...not really shenanigans at all.  

#4383
On 10/9/2020 at 12:44 AM, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

So the very act that earned the McCloskeys a speaking slot at the Law and Order Party Convention is the same act for which they are indicted.

On brand for the convention.

#4384
25 minutes ago, Lurch said:

 

The guy's sigh at the :39 second mark.  He's having to put up with this bullshit for  $11 an hour at some job he almost gave notice to last week. 

Edited by Bojack

#4386
11 hours ago, Bojack said:

The guy's sigh at the :39 second mark.  He's having to put up with this bullshit for  $11 an hour at some job he almost gave notice to last week. 

Bouncer at Bones n' Scones is not just "some job", sir

#4389
3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

stupid bitch should be charged w/ making a fake 911 call

This is correct.

1 -- even if she was right, a charge of "discrimination in violation of the Civil Rights Act" is not a criminal complaint.

2 -- there is no protection in the Civil Rights Act against general "discrimination."  It prohibits discrimination based on you being a member of a protected class.  And while being incredibly stupid may seem like a mental disability, it's not one that has found any legal protection.

3 -- even if there WAS some sort of protected class in play....."forcing you to breathe CO2, not O2" is so fucking dumb as to defy cogent counterargument.  There is no scientific basis for this idiotic claim.  Surgeons wear masks for hours at a time.....they don't die of CO2 poisoning.  At all.  Because gases pass through the mask.  PARTICLES do not.  That's the point.  They are masks, not duct tape.

This woman is three layers of stupid.  She's like a Big Mac of idiocy.  With extra special sauce.

#4390
33 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This is correct.

1 -- even if she was right, a charge of "discrimination in violation of the Civil Rights Act" is not a criminal complaint.

2 -- there is no protection in the Civil Rights Act against general "discrimination."  It prohibits discrimination based on you being a member of a protected class.  And while being incredibly stupid may seem like a mental disability, it's not one that has found any legal protection.

3 -- even if there WAS some sort of protected class in play....."forcing you to breathe CO2, not O2" is so fucking dumb as to defy cogent counterargument.  There is no scientific basis for this idiotic claim.  Surgeons wear masks for hours at a time.....they don't die of CO2 poisoning.  At all.  Because gases pass through the mask.  PARTICLES do not.  That's the point.  They are masks, not duct tape.

This woman is three layers of stupid.  She's like a Big Mac of idiocy.  With extra special sauce.

not quite right on number 2...all enumerated rights are protected and can be brought forth as claims under 42 USC §1983 via the 10th/14th regardless of whether the claimant is in a protected class.

choosing to not wear a mask is not an enumerated right, however...

#4391
1 minute ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

not quite right on number 2...all enumerated rights are protected and can be brought forth as claims under 42 USC §1983 via the 10th/14th regardless of whether the claimant is in a protected class.

choosing to not wear a mask is not an enumerated right, however...

I simplified for the general public.  Protected class, enumerated right, same difference to the lay person.

#4392
On 10/8/2020 at 11:44 PM, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

So the very act that earned the McCloskeys a speaking slot at the Law and Order Party Convention is the same act for which they are indicted.

It's just like everything else.  If Republicans say they are for x, you can bet that their policies actually are against x.  X can be whatever you want it to be.

#4394

Do I know that this guy is a right winger?  Not for certain but I still feel pretty good about posting this article about a man who was so worried about "riots and civil unrest" at DISNEY WORLD that he brought an arsenal with him here so we can laugh at him.  How can someone be so scared of life that they have to be strapped at fucking Disney World? 

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/business/tourism/os-bz-disney-gun-arrest-20201013-h267gcumqjfm7ll65y6fs5z3oq-story.html

 

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A South Florida man brought an AR-15 rifle and 9mm handgun with him on his Disney World vacation because he was worried about his family’s safety during the social justice protests in Central Florida last month, according to the Orange County Sheriff’s Office.

The 43-year-old Palm Beach Gardens man checked into the Polynesian Village Resort with his guns in a tennis bag on Saturday of the Labor Day holiday weekend, according to a newly released sheriff’s incident report.

The man had a concealed weapons permit and was not arrested, so the Orlando Sentinel is not identifying him. Disney stored his guns for him until the end of his trip.

The bellman handling the bag to bring to the man’s room wondered why it was so heavy, made the discovery and reported it to his manager who then contacted the sheriff’s office, the report said.

The Sheriff’s Office questioned the man who told them “he brought the rifle with him for their safety because of the riots and civil unrest going on down south and in the Central Florida area,” the incident report said.

Protestors demonstrated regularly, including near Disney World, after a deputy fatally shot 22-year-old Salaythis Melvin outside the Florida Mall on Aug. 7. And like in many cities across the nation, Orlando has had protests in support of Black Lives Matters downtown as well as near Universal and other surrounding areas throughout the summer.

In addition to the guns, the man brought three rifle magazines with 90 total rounds and two 9mm magazines with 20 rounds total.

The sheriff’s office checked his concealed weapon permit. “We then gave [the man] back his firearms and told him we appreciated his cooperation,” the incident report said.

“No arrests were made because no laws were broken,” the sheriff’s office said Tuesday when reached for comment.

Disney Security held onto his handgun in the hotel’s safe, and the larger rifle was stored at Disney’s Animal Kingdom Lodge.

The man did not return a voicemail left on his cell phone for comment.

Disney World policy bans visitors from bringing weapons on its property.

“Our policy is clear that guns or weapons of any kind are not allowed at our resort regardless of whether someone has a permit,” Disney spokeswoman Andrea Finger said in a statement.

 

 

#4395
40 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

Do I know that this guy is a right winger?  Not for certain but I still feel pretty good about posting this article about a man who was so worried about "riots and civil unrest" at DISNEY WORLD that he brought an arsenal with him here so we can laugh at him.  How can someone be so scared of life that they have to be strapped at fucking Disney World? 

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/business/tourism/os-bz-disney-gun-arrest-20201013-h267gcumqjfm7ll65y6fs5z3oq-story.html

 

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A South Florida man brought an AR-15 rifle and 9mm handgun with him on his Disney World vacation because he was worried about his family’s safety during the social justice protests in Central Florida last month, according to the Orange County Sheriff’s Office.

The 43-year-old Palm Beach Gardens man checked into the Polynesian Village Resort with his guns in a tennis bag on Saturday of the Labor Day holiday weekend, according to a newly released sheriff’s incident report.

The man had a concealed weapons permit and was not arrested, so the Orlando Sentinel is not identifying him. Disney stored his guns for him until the end of his trip.

The bellman handling the bag to bring to the man’s room wondered why it was so heavy, made the discovery and reported it to his manager who then contacted the sheriff’s office, the report said.

The Sheriff’s Office questioned the man who told them “he brought the rifle with him for their safety because of the riots and civil unrest going on down south and in the Central Florida area,” the incident report said.

Protestors demonstrated regularly, including near Disney World, after a deputy fatally shot 22-year-old Salaythis Melvin outside the Florida Mall on Aug. 7. And like in many cities across the nation, Orlando has had protests in support of Black Lives Matters downtown as well as near Universal and other surrounding areas throughout the summer.

In addition to the guns, the man brought three rifle magazines with 90 total rounds and two 9mm magazines with 20 rounds total.

The sheriff’s office checked his concealed weapon permit. “We then gave [the man] back his firearms and told him we appreciated his cooperation,” the incident report said.

“No arrests were made because no laws were broken,” the sheriff’s office said Tuesday when reached for comment.

Disney Security held onto his handgun in the hotel’s safe, and the larger rifle was stored at Disney’s Animal Kingdom Lodge.

The man did not return a voicemail left on his cell phone for comment.

Disney World policy bans visitors from bringing weapons on its property.

“Our policy is clear that guns or weapons of any kind are not allowed at our resort regardless of whether someone has a permit,” Disney spokeswoman Andrea Finger said in a statement.

 

 

wuss brink! GIF

#4398
36 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Smails and Cankles are tacky as fuck.

 

Still standing trial for exhibiting a weapon and tampering with evidence amirite? 

#4399

My favorite part of that article -


[update: October 14 - A photographer whose images were used in the postcard told News 4 Wednesday the couple did not obtain permission to use the photo and may be in violation of copyright laws.]


I hope the photographer sues them silly.
#4400
15 hours ago, Continental Op said:

Do I know that this guy is a right winger?  Not for certain but I still feel pretty good about posting this article about a man who was so worried about "riots and civil unrest" at DISNEY WORLD that he brought an arsenal with him here so we can laugh at him.  How can someone be so scared of life that they have to be strapped at fucking Disney World? 

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/business/tourism/os-bz-disney-gun-arrest-20201013-h267gcumqjfm7ll65y6fs5z3oq-story.html

 

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In addition to the guns, the man brought three rifle magazines with 90 total rounds and two 9mm magazines with 20 rounds total.

 

 

Only 110 bullets? How is he going to hold off the hordes of those people with only 110 bullets?

 

edit: not sure how the spoiler ended up in there. should just be a regular quote.

 

 

Edited by High Plains Drifter

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