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1 minute ago, Red Five said:

That is typically just a figure of speech, but in this case I would actually do it. Provided, of course, that the left nut removal was done surgically by actual doctors with anesthesia, etc. of course.

Shit, I'd cut mine off right now with my swiss army knife.  It is sharp as shit.

I think I'd prefer to do the right one, though, the left one is the low-hanger.

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49 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Go in dumb, come out dumb too. 

Hustlin' around Atlanta in their alligator shoes.

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I miss that motherfucker.  I'd give my left nut to have him in the WH right now.

I’d give both of your nuts to get him back. 

15 hours ago, Red Five said:

That is typically just a figure of speech, but in this case I would actually do it. Provided, of course, that the left nut removal was done surgically by actual doctors with anesthesia, etc. of course.

I know of just the Dr. 

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"On March 18, 2015, Barack Obama did something that no President in modern history had ever systematically done—he invited the Baer family into the Oval Office not for a political photo op, but as part of a quiet, eight-year mission he called 'The People's Office Project,' where he personally welcomed over 10,000 ordinary American families, children, and everyday heroes into the most powerful room on Earth because he believed, as he told his staff in 2009, 'This office belongs to them, not me, and they should feel the weight and wonder of their own democracy.' What makes this moment with the Baer family so incredibly moving is that Obama spent an average of forty-five minutes with each visiting family, asking children about their dreams, listening to parents' struggles, and often getting down on his hands and knees to play with toddlers on the Oval Office carpet—a scene that made Secret Service agents smile and historians weep because it shattered every notion of presidential distance and untouchable power. Former White House photographer Pete Souza revealed in his 2017 book that Obama kept handwritten notes from nearly every family visit in a personal journal, and once told him, 'These moments matter more than any treaty I'll ever sign, because these kids will remember that their President saw them, really saw them, and maybe that changes what they believe is possible for their own lives.' During one unforgettable 2013 visit, a six-year-old boy asked Obama if his hair felt like his, and without hesitation, the President bent down and said, 'Touch it and see for yourself,' and when the boy ran his fingers through the President's hair and whispered, 'So we really can be anything,' Obama's eyes glistened with tears because that's exactly why he ran for office in the first place. That's not just presidential hospitality—that's a man who understood that inspiration isn't given in speeches, it's planted in quiet moments when a child realizes their reflection already sits in the most powerful chair in the world. #fblifestyle #OvalOfficeVisits #PresidentialInspiration #ObamaLegacy #ThePeoplesPresident"

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my god the depths we've fallen into

18 minutes ago, mchookem said:

my god the depths we've fallen into

I have actual family members who viscerally hate Obama, and love Trump. Like if you ask them, they will tell you that Obama is Satan and that Trump is a good man. It completely blows my fucking mind.

has trump put him under house arrest yet ?

 

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remember when we had THIS kind of leader?

 

 

 

On 11/11/2025 at 2:22 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Shit, I'd cut mine off right now with my swiss army knife.  It is sharp as shit.

I think I'd prefer to do the right one, though, the left one is the low-hanger.

Twice has long balls?   

 

 

16 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

remember when we had THIS kind of leader?

 

 

 

Same day a CIA drone strike killed two western aid workers. 

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Twice has long balls?   

 

 

Just the one.  And it's relative.

9 hours ago, Red Five said:

I have actual family members who viscerally hate Obama, and love Trump. Like if you ask them, they will tell you that Obama is Satan and that Trump is a good man. It completely blows my fucking mind.

Are we somehow related?

Same day a CIA drone strike killed two western aid workers. 
If it was Trump, he would simply say some made up bullshit about "They were drug mules / terrirists... why are you a stupid person?  Shut up, piggy.", etc.


@ Least we could expect Obama to say "We need to do better & we are launching an investigation into the facts." (& 9 months later, on Easter, a report comes out that nobody really pays attention to & the State Department paid the families $ 150,000 each.)


9 hours ago, Red Five said:

I have actual family members who viscerally hate Obama, and love Trump. Like if you ask them, they will tell you that Obama is Satan and that Trump is a good man. It completely blows my fucking mind.

I am pretty sure we all have that, unless you are in a family that only things Prez Huff & Puff is a great leader, a christian, good man, and out to help the common man.

The folks in my family who vote Trump realize he's the worst man alive.  

They just fear some more than Trump.

In a Trump world, you don't have to be faster than Trump.

You just have to be faster than transexuals, homosexuals, non-Christians and dark-skinned people.

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Edited by The Original Greaser Bob

I am once again, for the nth time, begging everyone who uses the word to remember that the t-slur is not yours to drop, even if you're using it in an "ironic" way (if that even exists). This is a point that troph herself has made many times. 

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