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I has a sad there is no game this week. Even though the bye week came at the perfect time.

Yeah that was a rough opening stretch. Great time to get as healthy as possible before stomping some ass

Yeah, I'm bummed and this fucking rain is going to make this a boring-ass weekend.

An OU sucks loss will help me make it through the night on Saturday.  Along with a 12 pack.  

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1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, I'm bummed and this fucking rain is going to make this a boring-ass weekend.

I got me a bottle of Makers to help me make it through the rainy weekend.

 

No Gator football either this week. Gawgia next week!

Good thing there is some swell and offshores are supposed to hit tomorrow. Going to be some nice surf here in G town.

13 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, I'm bummed and this fucking rain is going to make this a boring-ass weekend.

Replace r with an n in boring and things may be looking up for you...

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As long as Kansas plays, no one has a reason to bitch about a weak schedule.

@Tech tomorrow.  I'm glued.

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I need this week off about as much as the team does. Gonna embrace a stress free weekend. Will get to watch a few more games and not give a fuck. Sorely needed and will be rejuvenated for the stretch run. Looking forward to it. Been a long time.

23 minutes ago, Zavala said:

No Gator football either this week. Gawgia next week!

Good thing there is some swell and offshores are supposed to hit tomorrow. Going to be some nice surf here in G town.

You're surfing Georgetown?

My brother just texted me and said Tom Herman is down the street in a helicopter, lol

Post pictures of your prettiest ugly fat chicks post haste. For now it is all we’ve got. 

Some Games to Consider Watching on Saturday

11am.       Mich vs Mich St   (Big Bro vs Little Bro)

                   BlowU  vs Fatterson

2:30pm.     NCST vs Dabo

                    RowtheBoat  vs Nebraska

                   Adidas $KU  vs TT

6:00pm        MSST vs Cajun Cookie Monster

6:30pm.        Lying Urbs vs Purdue

6:30pm          ORE vs The Pirate

7:00pm.         Prophylactics  vs Utes

 

 

working 5 on, 1 off. and tomorrow is the Saturday i get off. FML

28 minutes ago, That Guy said:

Post pictures of your prettiest ugly fat chicks post haste. For now it is all we’ve got. 

Not Fat.... Just Fun

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2 hours ago, BigXII said:

The ol' Vic Special?

 

 

At least I know she can cook...

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Some Games to Consider Watching on Saturday

11am.       Mich vs Mich St   (Big Bro vs Little Bro)

                   BlowU  vs Fatterson

2:30pm.     NCST vs Dabo

                    RowtheBoat  vs Nebraska

                   Adidas $KU  vs TT

6:00pm        MSST vs Cajun Cookie Monster

6:30pm.        Lying Urbs vs Purdue

6:30pm          ORE vs The Pirate

7:00pm.         Prophylactics  vs Utes

 

 

Pretty solid slate of games, my picks:

Michigan/Oklahoma/North Carolina State/Nebraska/Texas Tech/Ohio State/Washington State/Utah...

I'm gonna rewatch the first three quarters of our game against ou.

Fuck ou.

10 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Some Games to Consider Watching on Saturday

11am.       Mich vs Mich St   (Big Bro vs Little Bro)

                   BlowU  vs Fatterson

2:30pm.     NCST vs Dabo

                    RowtheBoat  vs Nebraska

                   Adidas $KU  vs TT

6:00pm        MSST vs Cajun Cookie Monster

6:30pm.        Lying Urbs vs Purdue

6:30pm          ORE vs The Pirate

7:00pm.         Prophylactics  vs Utes

 

 

 Plus......

NLCS Game 7: Los Angeles Dodgers at Milwaukee Brewers

lad.png&w=110&h=110mil.png&w=110&h=110Walker Buehler (8-5, 2.62 ERA) vs. Jhoulys Chacin (15-8, 3.50 ERA), 8:09 p.m. ET, FS1 and ESPN Radio

23 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

You don’t know the legend Vic Mackey, do you?

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Bye Week Survival Guide

Root for these teams:

Michigan vs Michigan State 12:00 PM: Michigan State

OU vs TCU 12:00 PM: TCU

Maryland vs Iowa 12:00 PM: Maryland

Tulsa @ Arkansas 12:00 PM: Tulsa

Bama @ Tennessee 7:00 PM: the wannabe UT

Miss State @ LSU 7:00 PM: Miss State

Oregon at Wash State 7:30 PM: Wash State

USC Utah 8:00 PM: USC

 

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14 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Yeah that was a rough opening stretch. Great time to get as healthy as possible before stomping some ass

Before the season, if you told anyone on this board what our record would be coming out of that opening stretch, few would've believed it.  No one would've guessed how we reached that record. What a crazy season so far. 

Before the season, if you told anyone on this board what our record would be coming out of that opening stretch, few would've believed it.  No one would've guessed how we reached that record. What a crazy season so far. 

I’m sure the only ones that would have actually believed the record wouldn’t have believed the individual games.

Granted it was on the road in Iowa in the Autumn, so scares you to death...but Maryland rolled up 102 yards today.  Total.  102 yards of complete offensive ineptitude.  We've let Maryland roll up 85 points and almost 900 yards of total offense in 2 games.  

Maryland QB's were 6/17 and ran for 0 yards on 7 attempts.  We've made everybody under center for UMD look Heisman-worthy for the last 2 seasons.

We've come a long way since that game.  Based on this newfound offensive shitshow, I seriously doubt Maryland can make a bowl game now which makes our loss to them look all the more embarrassing considering it was basically a home game for us and their entire coaching staff rode to the game in one Chevy Impala.  

I think Maryland can take one from either @Illinois or home versus Indiana (who is about to upset Penn State), but I think they lose everything else (@Michigan State, @Ohio State, and home versus Penn State).  That's 5-7 and a serious fucking eyesore on our schedule.  

But onward and upward.  We gotta our work cut out for us in the next 4 games.  Go 3-1 or better and we're in Arlington playing for real conference hardware and a trip to the Sugar Bowl.  

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