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Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

What happened to last week's imaginative play calling?

We look more imaginative when we win the LOS.  We're losing it right now..... not as creative.  lol.  But we don't do much misdirection at all.

Thomson should have had that. Norman didn’t get a hand on it.

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

What happened to last week's imaginative play calling?

Too hard to have imagination on the road 

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Our routes are so shitty

Our route tree is simplistic.  Still anchored in the 90's.

Just now, Drew said:

Thomson should have had that. Norman didn’t get a hand on it.

it helps if you catch the ball with the hands, instead of trying to hug it against the chest, but I don't get paid millions to catch footballs, so what do I  know?

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

We look more imaginative when we win the LOS.  We're losing it right now..... not as creative.  lol.  But we don't do much misdirection at all.

We?  You posting from the sidelines again Garrett?

Chop block.... Drive killer.


Washington LDE was offside too.

Jesus Conner you're a 305 lbs OG why are you chop blocking a guy you can easily reach and get in front of

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Just now, Stu said:

We?  You posting from the sidelines again Garrett?

See the response.  Even Surly lacks imagination today....

Jonathan Allen, Bama Monster, with the sack 

Getting some great line play today boys.  They're getting blown off the line every fucking down.  Not one of them is winning a battle.

3 minutes ago, NowThis said:

Connor Williams with a dirty chop block 

the kind of shit you do when you're getting your ass kicked

AP needs to pee in a cup right now.

Just now, dbecks said:

AP needs to pee in a cup right now.

maybe wait till halftime 

7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

“Do a button hook”

You button hooked me. I didn't know you were gonna button hook me! Regular Roger Staubach over there!

Think I saw a stat where LVE has one missed tackle this year..... If he gets his mitts on you, he generally gets you down.

I’ve said it every game he’s played in:   When LVE hits you, you go down immediately.   Dude does not allow people to get extras on him 

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Think I saw a stat where LVE has one missed tackle this year..... If he gets his mitts on you, he generally gets you down.

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3 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

We look more imaginative when we win the LOS.  We're losing it right now..... not as creative.  lol.  But we don't do much misdirection at all.

Against a better defensive front last week they went away from their easily recognized routines and threw in a lot more misdirection and playaction/fakes which made them start to hesitate and helped the OL get on blocks better. Now they go back to this predictable shit trying to beat defenses head on with zero variation. 

It's like they saw Jacksonville's front as too good to beat head up so they mixed it up, but with any defense they think they should be able to beat heads up they don't do any of it. Problem is they have a gross overvaluation of their own OL and still think it's 2016. You have a rookie LG who's natural position is tackle and a RT who's natural position is guard. Throw in a journeyman center and you don't have a line so good you can just whip defenses who aren't the Lions head up. 

Terrible coaching. 

John Riggins was one of the toughest mofos of all time. I'm glad i was around to see his games live, you young ones can youtube it. 

12 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

out of bounds talk not going away

lol

 

Damn Elliot has some ass burgers or something he's always twitching

That’s my boy Dak!

2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

These two yard passes are bullshit. Dak's been given a shitty OC, but he gets part of the blame for this.

Except for the fumble, Dak's played well today.  He's been under constant pressure and our receiving corp hasn't changed.

 

TD Gallup!!!!!

4 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

3 minutes left in the first half.... Elliott gets his best run of the day.  It's 4 yards.

Not his fault.   This coaching staff is full regard 

Just now, NowThis said:

Gallup polls well 

Your mom thinks he poles well 

Maybe we just give Dak a concussion before every game?

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