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  • Junior Miller
    Junior Miller

    No.  HOF Witten was replaced by over the hill Witten.  Over the hill Witten was replaced by "can barely move then fall over" Witten.  "Can barely move then fall over" Witten was replace

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Just now, Chief21 said:

Wtf was that????

Initially, delay of game. Then the runner was down before the pitch. Then the QB got dropped.

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

DLaw saves our bacon again..... If he doesn't get a penetration, we're getting blown off the ball.

Alex Smith saved us with that first down pass

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Initially, delay of game. Then the runner was down before the pitch. Then the QB got dropped.

Just how they drew it up!

3 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Our safeties are simply so bad..... so, so bad.

Worst moment of the game?

Watching the highlight they showed from 2013 game seeing Jeff Heath make a tackle and realizing they draft so poorly at safety they haven't replaced shitty Heath in 5 years. 

Smith beat again..... He's still above replacement level but he's closer to average than elite now.  

 Gawd, this offense is so schizophrenic and frustrating to watch. 

1 minute ago, Junior Miller said:

Worst moment of the game?

Watching the highlight they showed from 2013 game seeing Jeff Heath make a tackle and realizing they draft so poorly at safety they haven't replaced shitty Heath in 5 years. 

Heath saved us on the hail mary before half, jumped and hit the receiver in the back of the head right before the ball hit him in the chest, so he has that going for him, which is nice

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Why doesn’t Dallas run more screens!?

Dak is not great pre snap at recognizes blitzes.  I'm sure they have them in the package as audibles.

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Why doesn’t Dallas run more screens!?

We run them.  We just run them on downs where the defense is 70% sure you’re running a screen 

Just now, C-Man said:

That spot was ridiculous

Right.... it was like a yard past where he was.  That was disgusting.

Edited by Patrick Bateman

Just now, C-Man said:

That spot was ridiculous

Nearly 2 yards bad.   That’s as bad as I’ve ever seen 

hurns sucks.  for a guy who runs his mouth he might want to step up.

Wonder how high our percentage of routes run are curls/hitches 

Hurns doesn’t need to be publicly criticizing this offense if he’s not going to catch balls that hit him in the hands.

Hurns is so bad

What? You mean you don’t think Jerry finds the best talent.

AP making cuts like a 20 yo

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

This offense is just so dated.  Our concepts are from the stone ages....

That has to be Garrett. Linehan wasn't like this with Detroit or really anywhere else he's been. He wasn't great with them either but not this bad. 

2 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

That has to be Garrett. Linehan wasn't like this with Detroit or really anywhere else he's been. He wasn't great with them either but not this bad. 

They're from the same offensive coaching tree..... Linehan is this bad, but he's encouraged by Garrett, who is allowed to suck by the Joneses.....

 

Edited by Patrick Bateman

2 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

That has to be Garrett. Linehan wasn't like this with Detroit or really anywhere else he's been. He wasn't great with them either but not this bad. 

of course it is.  This is Jimmy Johnson/Norv Turner from the 90's run from the shotgun.  Its embarassing.

Redskins were holding like MFers on that play.

great designed run... do more of that

Thought they might use Lewis for Tavon.

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